one time, a player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon and back in under 10 seconds. another player tamed a zombie and now they’re best buds, going on adventures together and stuff.
we also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. it’s guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses and leather jackets.
so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cake every friday. what more could you ask for?
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a portal to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs.
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on a dragon and battle against a giant chicken boss. And guess what? The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
Oh, and did I mention that our server has a built-in time machine that can take you back to the dinosaur age? Yeah, you can ride a T-Rex and build a treehouse with a brontosaurus as your neighbor.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in your blocky life!
Welcome, brave adventurers, to Tariff Towers, where the blocks are just as unstable as the trade agreements crumbling around us! Enter a world forged in chaos, retaliation, and pixels more volatile than a netherite block in a lava pit. Here, the political landscape shifts faster than a creeper on caffeine, and trust me, you’ve never felt more alive… or unsettled.
Did you hear the whispers? Ontario has bared its teeth and declared the Age of Tariff Tribulations! This isn’t just another server; oh no, this is where pixels play puppet while mannequins of diplomacy twist in the wind of incompetence. After all, one month of exemption is just a stratagem—the calm before the storm of trade wars that will leave you breathless, or was it just from running too fast from an Enderman?
Join forces with mysterious Tariff Cultists lurking in the shadows. They whisper of shadowy figures pulling the strings from a secret bunker beneath the surface, commanding changes in geopolitics like some Minecraft overlord. What do they want? Who knows! Probably blocks, influence, or an unlimited supply of cake.
"I don’t know what happens inside Tariff Towers, but ever since I joined, I can hear the walls talk." — A perpetually bewildered player
This server was banned in 12 countries. But why? One theory suggests the leader is made entirely of glitching economy sim data—money that never existed! Are the officials in on it? Can they even afford a diamond pickaxe? No one knows!
Journey into deep caverns of neglectful bureaucracy and corporate greed. Can you spot the discrepancies and avoid the enforcers of tariffs? They might just be lurking behind that Minecraft tree pretending to be a trade envoy.
Dare you join us in this digital anarchy? This isn’t a simple server; it’s an experiment in madness where logic crumbles like sandcastles under a wave of unresolved tariffs!
Q: Why are there no clear rules? A: Rules are fundamental mechanisms of control. We don’t do control here.
Q: Can I trust my fellow players? A: Probably not. Look over your shoulder—there’s a 98% chance someone is plotting your downfall as we speak.
Join us, if you dare—Tariff Towers beckons like a siren song! Remember, here, chaos is our constant companion, and sanity is just a crafting recipe you threw away!
Welcome, brave wanderers, to the Ontario Tariff Terror Pit, where perplexing energies clash in a realm fueled by unseen forces and questionable economic strategies! Do you dare to traverse this realm where the government’s power grid is a spider web, ensnaring the unsuspecting? Here, things are not what they seem, and whispers of financial chaos float through the air like phantoms on a moonless night.
Have you ever pondered why the winds howl differently in Ontario? What if I told you it’s not the weather but the imminent imposition of bewildering power tariffs that could send shockwaves through three unfortunate US states? Yes, that’s right! The very fabric of reality is teetering on a knife’s edge, balanced precariously between frivolous tariffs and unprecedented rebellion. Buckle up!
Why does Ontario enforce tariffs on power? “Because it’s part of a grand cosmic dance between reality and absurdity.” This answer solves nothing.
Will I lose my stuff if I join? “Only if you believe in the two-sided coin theory of currency exchange.” Still confused? You should be.
This server is rumored to have been banned in twelve countries, yet no one knows whose countries they were! Some say it’s because we unraveled the economic threads of a trans-dimensional power grid from the fabric of space-time itself. Others whisper that it’s due to a salt-powered energy revolution initiated by rogue players brewing “Mojang’s Revenge.” Who can tell?
Dare we mention Secret Power Blocks, which grant players the power to strip entire biomes of their energy? That doesn’t sound right… or does it? Join at your own peril and discover what lurks behind the echoing winds.
Are you ready to unravel the perplexing nature of power tariffs while crafting your reality into a nonsensical tapestry of chaos? You may find yourself questioning everything and nothing—a reality within a reality. Join Ontario’s Tariff Terror Pit—where each block broken might break your sanity. Trust me; you’ll WANT to click join—or will you?
Embrace the absurd, feel the charges of uncertainty electrify your very soul. Your adventure awaits—if you dare!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that the government of Ontario is trying to shut us down because they’re jealous of all the fun we’re having. They’re even threatening to cut off our electricity, but don’t worry, we’ve got a secret stash of redstone-powered generators to keep the party going.
So come join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem. Who needs electricity anyway when you’ve got a pet dragon that farts diamonds? Let’s show Ontario what real fun looks like!
| IP | horizonsend.net |
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Horizon’s End is a Minecraft experience like no other – a nation-building game set in space! Horizon’s End is the latest and greatest server in the Minecraft space nations server genre, and offers a host of custom-coded gameplay mechanics, ranging from working custom-built starships (you can design them yourself!), to an easy-to-understand system of energy generation and use, to an intricate land claim management system for your city or nation – all to provide you with a game you’ll want to keep coming back to.
Horizon’s End features a custom, high-quality map, offering a world of possibilities for you and your teammates to explore, settle, harvest resources, and stake claims. With 18 hand-crafted planets, ranging from craggy desert planets to verdant ocean worlds, there’s something for everyone! Fly your starship up past the world height, enter space, and reach any planet the game has to offer.
Stake your claim with Horizon’s End’s custom, advanced land management system. Every planet on Horizon’s End is divided into a finite number of hand-drawn territories – and they’re yours for the taking!
Horizon’s End is an open-ended game – nobody can tell you what to do but yourself! Build a city with your friends, become a titan of industry, skill up at starship combat, haul cargo across the map for money, go rogue, or do anything else you can imagine – the world is yours.
Interested? Join the game at horizonsend.net, or visit our Discord server, website, dynmap, or game wiki.
We’ve got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether. Just like the time I tried to carpool with my boyfriend’s niece and ended up in a float decorating disaster! But that’s not all, folks. Prepare yourself for the ultimate showdown between me and my boyfriend’s stepmom. She’s giving me the cold shoulder like a snow golem in a heatwave.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic Christmas parade where tensions run higher than a stack of diamond blocks. Will I ever get an apology? Will the drama ever end? Join our server to find out and experience the chaos for yourself. Trust me, you won’t be able to log off from this rollercoaster of emotions!
Join us as we navigate through a world where Trump is the king of the land, Musk is the wizard pulling all the strings, and the only way to survive is by building the biggest, most beautiful wall (sorry, Mexico not included).
With secret hard-drives hidden throughout the server, you never know what sensitive information you might stumble upon. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Trump’s mysterious hair.
So why wait for 2028 to see Trump leave when you can witness the chaos unfold right now on our server? Join us and let the madness begin!
ON THIS SERVER, WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT TALK! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, TALKING DIAMONDS!
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! WE’VE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH LLAMAS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND SING SHOW TUNES!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE GIANT CHICKEN THAT RULES OVER THE LAND WITH AN IRON FIST? YEAH, HE’S A REAL TOUGH GUY, BUT DON’T WORRY, HE’S GOT A SOFT SPOT FOR PLAYERS WHO BRING HIM BUCKETS OF KFC.
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND JOIN IN ON THE CRAZINESS! WHO KNOWS WHAT KIND OF WACKY ADVENTURES AWAIT YOU!
GeoquestMC is a geopolitical towny server where you are free to do what you want. Form a town, rise an empire, and take over Earth!
Join us at geoquestmc.com
geoquestmc.com
| Description |
|---|
| ANARCHY BUT NO CHEATS |
| VANILLA GAMEPLAY BUT CHAOTIC ADMINS |
| Unpredictable server with old bases and lavacasts |
| Best map among minecraft servers |
| $100 cash prize for top streamer |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I use cheats on the server? | No, cheats are not allowed on the server. |
| How do I connect to the server? | Use the IP address: lawlessmc.com |
| Is there a Discord server for the community? | Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/2bYvHmQX |
