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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 8683 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.