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MineCrafty Minds Server

achievement, best thing learned, Development, discovery, education, Experience, growth mindset., Improvement, Insight, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Minds.., minecrafty, personal growth, progress, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Server, success, wisdom

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Join our Minecraft server and learn how to ride a pig like a pro! Our expert trainers will teach you the art of pig jockeying, so you can zoom around the map in style. Plus, rumor has it that if you ride a pig into battle, you’ll have a 99% chance of winning (results may vary).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Dance the night away while dodging exploding beats and make friends with some of the coolest mobs in town.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

SleepyCraft

advice, bedtime, Closure, Communication, Conversation, ending, exhaustion, Goodnight, guidance, Help, Intimacy, late night, long distance, partner, phone sex, relationships, romance, Sleep, SleepyCraft, tired, wrapping up

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9546
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a late-night phone sex call? Look no further, because our server is here to keep you wide awake and entertained all night long! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. So say goodbye to snooze-fest servers and hello to the most exhilarating Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to wrap up your phone sex calls before logging on – we don’t want any interruptions to our epic gameplay sessions!

SquadGoals Minecraft Server

Accountability, banana industry, chiquita, civil case, colombia, compensation, corporate responsibility, death squad victims, families, financial restitution, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal activities, Justice, lawsuit, legal proceedings, millions, Minecraft, ordered to pay, paramilitary groups, Server, SETTLEMENT, south america, SquadGoals

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	29
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we pay millions to families of death squad victims in Colombia!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Why should you join? Well, because we got diamond armor for days, bro! And our creeper explosions are so lit, they’ll make you jump out of your seat! 💥💎

Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they’ll make you feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you’re safe and sound in our virtual world. 😂🔥

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they’re always up to no good! 💀🏹

HijabCraft: No Aliens Allowed!

alien garments, aliens, Allowed, banning, bill, Central Asia, clothing ban, conservative policies, controversial law, cultural identity, discrimination, Government, Hijab, HijabCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic dress, minority rights, political control, religious expression, religious freedom, Tajikistan, Tajikistan government, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	135
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Crops Grown:	7385
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the Tajikistan government banning hijabs and other ‘alien garments’! we promise no crazy laws here, just good ol’ block building fun. plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by aliens who love to wear hijabs while playing minecraft. join us for out-of-this-world adventures and build your own intergalactic empire! who needs Tajikistan when you can have a blast with us?

AntFarmDragonLadybug

adorable creature, Animal Behavior, Ant, AntFarmDragonLadybug, bug, Dragon.., ecosystem, farmer ant, giant flying monster, insect, insect behavior, LADYBUG, Livestock, Nature, Perception, perspective, predator, prey, symbiotic relationship, tiny creature, wildlife

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magic Items Found:	2996
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mines Excavated:	1514	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where ladybugs are dragons and ants are farmers with livestock to protect! 🐞🐜

we have a whole world where the tiny insects rule and you can be a part of their crazy adventures. build your own ant farm, ride on the back of a ladybug dragon, and battle against evil grasshoppers trying to steal your crops.

if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. join now and see the world from a bug’s perspective! 🌍🐛🦗

PolarAmpCraft

climate change, climate models, climate science, climate variability, data analysis, data interpretation, earth’s history, Environmental Science, Eocene, global warming, greenhouse gases, ice cap, paleoclimate, polar amplification, polar regions, PolarAmpCraft, research findings, scientific discovery, Scientific evidence, scientific research, temperature trends

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2068
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the polar bears are throwing a wild party because they don’t need no ice cap to have a good time. they’re all like, “who needs ice when you have lava pits and diamond armor?”

join this server if you want to witness the craziest polar bear rave of your life. they’ll be dancing on the tables, riding pigs, and shooting fireworks out of their noses. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

plus, the penguins are also there, but they’re not just waddling around. oh no, these penguins have mastered the art of building epic igloos that are taller than the sky limit. you can chill with them and sip on some fish smoothies while admiring their architectural skills.

so, if you’re looking for a server where polar amplification is the norm and ice caps are so last season, then join us and prepare for a wild ride. who needs reality when you have minecraft? let’s get this party started! 🎉🐧🎊🐻

MomCraft Server

aroma, certain, close, close vents, Cooking, cooking ingredient, Day, Depressed, depressed day, fill, House, Ingredient, MomCraft, Mother, room, Server, smell, smell aroma, towel, towel under door, vents, whole

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the overpowering smell of your mom’s cooking! We promise our virtual world is scent-free and full of adventure. Plus, we have a secret tunnel system where you can hide from any unwanted aromas. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server! So come join us and leave your nose-wracking problems behind.

CraftyLinux Minecraft Server

Alternative, command line, Community, Computer, CraftyLinux, Customization, Development, flexibility, linux, long tail tag, Minecraft, Niche, open source, operating system, Performance, Popular, programming, SECURITY, Server, software, Stability, Technology, Unix

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	8881	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Animals Bred:	69

Are you tired of boring old Linux servers? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer because who needs fancy hardware when you can have the thrill of wondering if your game will crash at any moment. Plus, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who will guide you on your epic quest for diamonds and glory.

So why waste your time on Linux when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the true meaning of chaos and fun? Join us now and let the madness begin!

DoggyFixersCraft

Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, dog behavior, dog health, dog in heat, dog ownership, dog training, DoggyFixersCraft, Dogs, family conflict, female dog, parenting, pet care, pet parenting, pet responsibility, pet surgery, pet welfare, Pets, spaying, veterinarian

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3338
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Ores Mined:	693	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Animals Bred:	198
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of responsibility and taking care of your pets? Look no further! Join our server where we make sure all virtual dogs are spayed and neutered to avoid any messy situations like bleeding all over the place.

Just like this mom took matters into her own hands and got her daughter’s dog fixed without her knowing, we take care of business on our server. No need to worry about blood stains on your virtual furniture or having to deal with a stubborn player who refuses to do the right thing for their pet.

Join us for a wild ride of crazy pet stories and hilarious antics, where the only thing bleeding will be your enemies in PvP battles. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the laughter begin!

CraveCraft Minecraft Server

adventurous eating, Appetite, CraveCraft, cravings, cuisine, Culinary, culinary exploration, dislike, experimentation, Flavors, Food, food aversion, food challenges, foodie, Gastronomy, Minecraft, PALATE, picky eater, Preference, Server, Taste, taste buds, trying new things

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7955
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of being a picky eater in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and feast on all the virtual food your heart desires! From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got it all!

But beware, our server is home to the legendary Foodie Monster, a creature who roams the land searching for players to challenge to food-eating contests. Do you have what it takes to out-eat this monstrous foe and claim the title of Foodie Champion?

Join now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other! Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things are about to get deliciously ridiculous!