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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 9269 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
> Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can escape the soul-crushing reality of minimum wage jobs and relationship drama by building your own virtual paradise! No more dealing with annoying bosses or ex-girlfriends, just you and your blocky creations.
> Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere in the world, just waiting to be discovered. Who needs a demolition job when you can mine for precious gems and become the richest player on the server?
> So, what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life problems behind and join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!