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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 4773 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Votes: | 1065 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 86 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
We got so much crazy stuff going on, you’ll be like, “Whoa, did I just get a prostate orgasm from playing Minecraft?!”
The stilettos in this server are off the charts, like seriously, they’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper on caffeine!
So come on, join us and experience the most mind-blowing, prostate-tickling, stiletto-wielding Minecraft adventure of your life!