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BillionCraft Minecraft Server

Adults, bad blood, billion dollar valuation, BillionCraft, close to a month, Company, good guy, industry friends, LAUGHING, leverage, Minecraft, Network, Networks, numbers guys, Reality, room, Server, stupid idea, Talking, thin air, Tony’s shit, WBD, whisper campaign

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8726
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magic Items Found:	2688
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Crops Grown:	4585	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	39

Are you tired of Tony’s shenanigans and fake billion dollar valuations? Then come join our Minecraft server where we don’t mess around with made-up numbers and whisper campaigns! Our server is filled with actual adults who know how to work together and have a good time. Plus, we have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel right at home. So say goodbye to the drama and join us for some real fun! Who needs fake valuations when you can have real friendships and endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft? Let’s build something amazing together, one block at a time!

TearCraft Minecraft Server

emotional songs, Minecraft, sad songs, Server, songs that bring on the tears, songs that bring on the waterworks, songs that bring tears, songs that elicit tears, songs that evoke emotions, songs that hit you in the feels, songs that make you cry, songs that make you cry every time, songs that make you emotional, songs that make you feel, songs that make you weep, songs that provoke tears, songs that touch the heart, songs that tug at the heartstrings, TearCraft, tearjerker songs

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Votes:	1529

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy with our epic playlist of songs that will hit you right in the feels. From the haunting melodies of “Creeper, Oh Man” to the heart-wrenching ballad of “Diamonds Are Forever,” our server will have you reaching for the tissues in no time. Join us for a truly emotional Minecraft experience like no other, where even the creepers shed a tear at the beauty of our music selection.

BlockBustMasters

24 hour period, BlockBustMasters, Climax, Intimacy, orgasm, Personal Record, Physical Release, Pleasure, satisfaction, Self Discovery, self love, self pleasure, self-care, self-exploration, sexual activity, sexual experience, sexual fulfillment, sexual health, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8114
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Potions Brewed:	71	Love Letters Sent:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t give you the thrill you’re looking for? Well, look no further because our server will have you reaching new heights of pleasure with our record-breaking orgies! That’s right, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, our server is all about breaking personal records for most orgasms in a 24 hour period. Join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!

CyprusCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Cyprus, CyprusCraft, danger, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Nasrallah, Politics, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Terrorism, Threats, War, Warning

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	210	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchantments Applied:	298	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where u can blow stuff up and have a blast? well, this server is the place for u! we got crazy pvp battles, insane builds, and even a secret underground lair where u can plot world domination.

plus, we got this dude nasrallah who’s always talking about targeting cyprus and causing chaos. like, who even knows what’s gonna happen next on this server? it’s like a rollercoaster of mayhem and madness.

so come join us and see if u can survive the chaos and destruction. but remember, no place in israel is safe, so watch out for nasrallah and his crazy plans. it’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure!

CraftyKoreanWarz

arms supply, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKoreanWarz, defense cooperation, defense industry, diplomatic decision, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, military aid, military assistance, political decision, presidential official, reconsider, S.Korea, security assistance, strategic partnership, Ukraine, weapons procurement

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, bro! We got pigs flyin’ with jetpacks, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even S. Korea is reconsiderin’ their arms supply to Ukraine just to get a piece of the action! That’s right, world leaders be droppin’ everything just to log on and play with us!

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! Just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and endless laughs. Let’s get this party started, yeehaw! 🤪🚀🐷💥

Don8Craft: Owner’s Fave!

appreciation, belonging, Beloved, Charity, cherished, Don8Craft, Donate, donation, fave, Favorite, Generosity, gift, Giving, Grateful, item, Meaningful, new, OWNER, Owners, Possession, secondhand, Treasure, valuable

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Enchantments Applied:	172

so, liek, u ever want to join a minecraft server where ur donations actually matter? well, this server is da place for u!

u see, when u donate an item, it might become the new owner’s absolute FAVOURITE thing they own. imagine the power u have in ur hands! u could donate a diamond sword and suddenly the owner can’t live without it.

join us and watch as ur donations become the talk of the server. who knows, maybe u’ll donate something so epic that the owner builds a shrine in ur honor. the possibilities are endless, so come on and join the fun!

VapeCraft32.5%

2021, 20mg/ml, addiction, Adults, e-cigarettes, health, high-strength vapes, INCREASE, nicotine, nicotine levels, Proportion, public health, research, smoking, statistics, survey, tobacco, trend, VapeCraft32.5, Vaping, vaping habits

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4870
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1489
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there? We got more high-strength vapes than you can shake a stick at! Our players are puffin’ away on e-cigarettes with up to 20mg/ml of nicotine like there’s no tomorrow.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you can create vape clouds so thick they’ll block out the sun! And don’t worry about getting addicted, because our virtual vapes are totally safe and won’t give you any real-life cravings.

Join us now and be part of the vaping revolution in Minecraft! Who needs diamonds when you can have clouds of nicotine instead? It’s a whole new level of addiction, baby!

Noodleshooters: The Pasta Adventure – 1.21 Vanilla Minecraft Fun!

admins, Adventure, application, border, Community, Economy, Environment, Expansion, Friendly, Fun, hermitcraft, Launch, Minecraft, multiplayer, Noodleshooters, Owners, pasta, Permit, Safe, Season, Server, SETTLEMENT, Shops, smp, spawntown, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5080
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Noodlecraft Season 2 Server Overview:

Description
Welcome to Noodlecraft season 2! This server has a history of previous seasons and is now looking to expand with new friendly faces. The season will focus on creating settlements, a spawntown, shops, and other community builds. Farming is encouraged with a permit system in place to maintain a balanced economy. The server is planned to launch between 28-30.6.2024.

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, you can join by submitting an application through the provided link: Application Form
What is the focus of this season?	This season will focus on creating settlements, a spawntown, shops, and other community builds. Farming is encouraged with a permit system in place to maintain a balanced economy.
When is the server launching?	The server is planned to launch between 28-30.6.2024. Exact day to be announced.
Are there any rules in place?	Yes, to ensure a safe and friendly environment, there are rules that all players must adhere to. These rules will be shared upon joining the server.

Rudo’s Love Quest Minecraft Server

compatibility, Connection, DATING, decision, destiny, emotions, end up, fate, feelings, Future, love, match, Minecraft, partner, prediction, Quest, relationship, romance, Rudo, Rudos, Server, soulmate, speculation, uncertainty

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest place in the blocky world! Join now and witness the epic love triangle between Rudo, a pig named Bacon, and a talking diamond sword named Shiny! Who will Rudo end up with? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a minute of the drama! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PistolPete’s NBA Minecraft Server

#youtube, Analysis, Basketball, commentary, discussion, Editon, general, highlights, interview, legend, Minecraft, NBA, nba.com, News, pistol pete, PistolPetes, player, Server, sports, Theme, Thread, Tribute, Video

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes and rules? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right, the creepers have some killer dance moves on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through the mystical world of blocky wonders. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? No problem! Want to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of evil bunnies? We got you covered!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow breakdancing in a disco made of emeralds, you’ll never want to leave.