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HaniyehsRevenge Minecraft Server

Assassination, Conflict, Foreign involvement, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, HaniyehsRevenge, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Palestinian, political violence, regional tensions, resistance movement, RETALIATION, Server, short-range projectile, targeted killing, Terrorism, world news

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	662
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll think you got hit by a short-range projectile like Hamas leader Haniyeh 😂 we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items! join now or risk missing out on all the chaos and mayhem! #minecraftmadness #joinusbeforeyougethitbyaprojectile 😜🔥🚀

SubmarineSlayin’ S-400Craft

Black sea, Conflict Resolution, Crimea crisis, defense strategy, eastern europe, enemy submarine, international relations, military confrontation, military intelligence, military operation, military strike, military technology, missile defense, naval warfare, S-400 air defense system, S400Craft, security measures, SubmarineSlayin, temporarily occupied Crimea, territorial dispute, Ukrainian forces, Ukrainian General Staff

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6569
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Demon Skulls Collected:	23

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have submarines and air defense systems just like in Ukraine! Except ours are way cooler because they’re made out of blocks!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild submarine appears and starts shooting at you! But don’t worry, our S-400 air defense system will protect you and blast that submarine out of the water!

Join now for the most intense battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Who needs Ukraine when you have our server?!

BreatheCraft: Blinkless Life

Awareness, blinking, Blinkless, BreatheCraft, Breathing, EYES, facts, health, human body, INTERESTING, Life, Longevity, LUNGS, meditation, mindfulness, mindfulness practice, physiology, respiratory system, Science, statistics, Trivia, wellness

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Potions Brewed:	169	Secret Passages Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Yo, bro, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha cha slide. We got diamond armor that makes you look like a disco ball and enchanted swords that make you feel like a medieval knight on crack.

One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid golden eggs every hour. And another time, a group of players formed a band and performed a concert in the Nether, with the ghasts providing backup vocals.

You know how many breathes you’ve taken in your life? More than the amount of times you’ve blinked, bro. So why not spend some of those breathes on our server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti.

Join us now and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen, baby!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Beliefs, christcucks, Christianity, criticism, cultural perceptions, cyberbullying, derogatory terms, disrespectful language, FAITH, Holycraft, internet culture, Minecraft, offensive language, online behavior, online harassment, Religion, religious extremism, religious insults, religious intolerance, Server, societal attitudes, Stereotypes, trolling

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7556
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Are you tired of dealing with Christcucks who just can’t handle the awesomeness of our Minecraft server? Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a virtual playground for gamers who are ready to leave the Christcucks behind and embrace the chaos. So come on, join us and see what all the hype is about. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who are just as crazy as you are!

MarriagelessMC in Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Character development, Climax, FANTASY, Happy Ending, Hero, love interest, Manga, manga series, manga storyline, Marriage, MarriagelessMC, mc, Minecraft, plot twist, Protagonist, relationship, resolution, romance, Saving the World, shounen manga, smp

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4363
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Votes:	5981
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more epic than our builds are the insane stories we create together! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons, building massive castles, and maybe even finding true love in the virtual world (we can’t promise you’ll actually marry your Minecraft crush, but hey, anything is possible in this crazy place). Our server is filled with hilarious moments, epic quests, and the occasional accidental explosion (oops, sorry about that creeper). So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter, come join us and become the hero of your own Minecraft story!

DogToyDrama Minecraft Server

attached, Defensive, Destroyed, dog toy, DogToyDrama, expensive toy, favorite toy, Friend, kids will be kids, Minecraft, overreacted, Pay, Replace, ruined, Server, small dog, specific toy, TENSE, Upset, upset dog, upset owner

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of a dog’s favorite toy! Join us for a wild adventure where we promise to protect your virtual pets’ belongings at all costs.

Imagine a world where your furry friends can roam freely without the fear of their toys being destroyed by mischievous little players. Our server offers a safe haven for all pets and their beloved possessions.

Don’t let your dog suffer like the poor pup in the story above. Join us now and experience a virtual paradise where every toy is cherished and every pet is pampered. Who knew Minecraft could be so paw-some?

CousinCraft: No Kids Allowed!

ableist, Allowed, child-free wedding, CousinCraft, disabled cousin, disruptive behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, high schooler, Hypocrite, Kids, legal adult, mature teenager, mental disabilities, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding invitation, wedding planning, wedding rules

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3705
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Star Shards Collected:	225
Falling into the Void:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Mines Excavated:	1346
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama like this? Join our Minecraft server where age is just a number and everyone is welcome, no matter their mental age or maturity level! We don’t discriminate against anyone, even if they have the mind of an 8-year-old like your cousin. Plus, our virtual weddings are always child-free, so you won’t have to worry about any disruptions from youngins. Come join us for a fun and drama-free experience like no other!

PianoCraft Minecraft Server

activism, anti-war activist, detention, dies in custody, freedom of speech, government oppression, HUMAN RIGHTS, hunger strike, injustice, International Outcry, Minecraft, peaceful resistance, pianist, Pianocraft, political prisoner, protest, protest movement, Russian, Server, social justice, Tragedy, tragic loss, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Void Armor Forged:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian pianists playing music in the background while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers! we even have an anti-war activist who will protest against all the griefers and trolls in the server, fighting for justice and peace in the blocky world. but be warned, if you don’t join, you might end up like the pianist, dying in custody during a hunger strike for not being part of the most lit server in all of minecraft history! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

OceanCurrents2030s

2030s, Atlantic Ocean, climate change, climate crisis, collapse, currents, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, Gulf stream, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, North Atlantic, ocean circulation, ocean currents collapse, ocean temperatures, OceanCurrents2030s, oceanography, research, Sea Level Rise, weather patterns

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Farms Harvested:	480

yo listen up gamers, dis server be like dat critical system of Atlantic Ocean currents, bout to collapse in da 2030s. but don’t worry, we ain’t sinkin’ no ships, we be buildin’ em in Minecraft! join dis server for a wild ride, where da only thing collapsin’ be your expectations of what a Minecraft server can be. come sail da high seas with us and let’s build a world so epic, even Poseidon would be jelly. so grab your pickaxe and hop on board, cuz dis server be sinkin’… in fun!

DecayCraft: Burning Bodies

Bodies, body decay, body disposal, body preservation, burial, burial process, burial restrictions, Burning, corpse disposal, cremation, cremation process, cremation restrictions, DecayCraft, decomposition, decomposition prevention, decomposition process, decomposition rate, ecological impact, environmental issues, funeral practices, funeral traditions

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own zombie army cuz all bodies on dis server NEVER decompose. u can have ur own pet zombie named bob who will protect u from creepers and skeletons. plus, u can have epic battles with other players’ zombie armies and see who will be the ultimate zombie master. come join da fun and chaos on dis server, u won’t regret it…or maybe u will, but who cares, it’s all in good fun!