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Pixel Jihad: Life Sentence

Attackers, Charlie Hebdo, extremism, French, ISLAMIC STATE, jihad, Jihadist, Life, life in prison, PIXEL, radicalization, Sentence, sentenced, Terrorism, terrorism case, terrorism charges, terrorism conviction, terrorism investigation, terrorism plot, terrorism prosecution, terrorism sentencing, terrorism sentencing hearing, terrorism suspects, terrorism trial

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have french jihadists running around causing chaos and blowing stuff up just like in charlie hebdo! you never know what crazy adventure you’ll stumble upon, maybe you’ll even get sentenced to life in prison for your shenanigans! join now for a wild ride filled with danger and excitement!

Resuscitation Station

best wishes, cardiac arrest, cpr, critical care, critical condition, emergency response, emergency room, first responders, health crisis, Healthcare, Hospital, life saving, life support, life-saving measures, medical emergency, medical intervention, medical professionals, Paramedics, patient care, resuscitation, Station

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Yo, you ever seen a llama ride a pig? Well, come join our server and witness the epic llama-pig rodeo extravaganza! We got flying squids, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, your wildest dreams will come true. Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where gravity is optional and chickens rule the world? So come on down and join the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird, baby!

Boring Internet Minecraft Server

Boring, content fatigue, digital age, digital landscape, dull, early 2010s, information overload, internet, internet culture, lack of creativity, lackluster, Minecraft, modern internet, monotonous, ONLINE, repetitive content, Server, social media, Technology, unengaging, unexciting, uninspiring, Unoriginal

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8298
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Emeralds Found:	595
Dimension Hops:	14	Crops Grown:	7210
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Votes:	5731	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Zombie Dances:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9091	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Tired of the same old boring internet? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have some crazy fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a sparkly unicorn?

So why settle for the same old boring internet when you can join our insane Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of chaos and laughter? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Let’s Talk Politics Minecraft SMP

current events, debate, Government, Lets, Minecraft, political analysis, political chat, political conversation, political conversation starters, Political debate, political dialogue, political discourse, Political discussion, political forum, political issues, political news, political opinions, political perspectives, political talk, political viewpoints, Politics, smp, Talk

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9124
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	New Chunks Explored:	967952
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8282	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build and mine all day? Well, come join our server where we have intense political debates that make the real world look like child’s play. We have factions fighting over who gets control of the diamond mines, secret alliances forming behind the scenes, and even a presidential election where the winner gets to rule over the server with an iron fist (literally, if they choose to use iron weapons). So if you want to experience the thrill of Minecraft politics, join us now and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate ruler of our crazy world.

SnoozeCraft SMP: ZzzzLand BedWars

Bedwars, bizarre sleeping spots, falling asleep, funny sleep stories, odd locations, odd napping spots, offbeat locations, peculiar dreams, quirky snoozes, random places, sleep adventures, sleep anecdotes, sleep stories, smp, SnoozeCraft, strange dreams, strange places, unconventional resting spots, unexpected naps, unique experiences, unusual bedtime, unusual sleep, Weird Dreams, ZzzzLand

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	293	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where players fall asleep in the most bizarre places! From snoozing on top of a giant cactus to catching some Z’s in a bed made entirely of diamonds, our server is full of unexpected napping spots. Who knows, you might even doze off in the middle of a heated PvP battle or while riding a flying pig! Come join us for a sleepover like no other!

AnimalEncounter: SafeWithFaves

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1481
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Picture this: You’re casually strolling through the lush forests of our Minecraft server, when suddenly, you come face to face with your favorite animal. But wait, it’s not just any ordinary encounter – oh no! This animal is actually your personal bodyguard, ready to protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.

Imagine having a majestic unicorn by your side, using its magical horn to fend off any enemies that try to harm you. Or perhaps a ferocious dragon, breathing fire and scaring off any potential threats. Your safety is guaranteed on our server, thanks to our amazing animal companions.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of having your favorite animal as your loyal protector. Who knows, you might even discover new and exciting creatures along the way. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!

CarbonCraft: Guardian Wildfires

air pollution, carbon budget, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, CarbonCraft, climate change, climate crisis, Deforestation, disaster management, ecological balance, emergency response, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Forest fires, global warming, greenhouse gases, guardian, natural disasters, study, sustainable practices, the guardian, Wildfires

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Animals Bred:	165
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a wildfire burning through humanity’s carbon budget? well, look no further cuz this server is on fire, literally!

we got crazy events like lava parkour where u gotta jump from one lava pit to another without burning ur blocky butt. but don’t worry, we got fire resistance potions for u noobs who can’t handle the heat.

we also have a secret underground base where u can find rare loot and hidden treasures. rumor has it that there’s a diamond sword that shoots fireballs when u swing it. OP much?

join us now and be part of the hottest server in town. just be careful not to get burned, cuz this server is lit AF!

Freaky Circus Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6602
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs in the game is the circus performers running amok! Join us at Cirque du Freak for a wild ride filled with clowns, acrobats, and maybe even a vampire or two.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness a zombie juggling creepers while riding a unicycle? Or see a skeleton tightrope walking over a pit of lava? Only at Cirque du Freak, of course!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ringmaster is actually a shape-shifting Enderman who can teleport players to secret treasure-filled realms. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Creeper King, who rules over the land with an explosive fist.

So come one, come all to Cirque du Freak, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for the clown zombies, they’re a real scream!

Georgian Block Party Minecraft SMP

BLOCK, Caucasus, georgia, Georgian, Georgian architecture, Georgian art, Georgian cuisine, Georgian culture, Georgian dance, Georgian flag, Georgian history, Georgian hospitality, Georgian landmarks, Georgian language, Georgian mountains, Georgian music, Georgian people, Georgian traditions, Georgian wine, Minecraft, Party, smp, TBILISI

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7991
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll meet more Georgians than you ever thought possible! Join us for a wild ride through the virtual world, where you’ll encounter Georgian villagers selling khachapuri, Georgian mobs singing traditional folk songs, and even a secret underground bunker where Stalin’s long-lost cousin resides. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore this wacky world and expand your knowledge of Georgian culture – no cheating with Stalin, though!

NoTouchyZoneMC

Boundaries, boyfriend’s friend, Communication Issues, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, English culture, FESTIVAL, festival plans, inappropriate touching, NoTouchyZoneMC, personal boundaries, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, setting boundaries, social interactions, Spanish culture, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations, unwanted advances, unwanted behavior

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3281
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magic Items Found:	3295	Players Killed by Monsters:	1839
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of dealing with creepy friends of your significant other? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about inappropriate massages or creepy comments! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted advances from weirdos. Plus, our community is full of English and Spanish players, so you’ll fit right in no matter where you’re from. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our server!