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Birthday BashCraft: Where even creepers remember your special day!

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	8

Tired of being forgotten on your special day? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about your birthday being overlooked again! Our virtual world is filled with magical birthday reminders that will make sure you feel like the most important player on the server. Plus, rumor has it that our resident birthday fairy will grant you three wishes if you blow out the candles on your virtual cake. So why wait? Join now and never feel birthday blues again!

Blocky Booty Calls

1. Relationships, 10. Intimacy, 11. Lust, 12. Self-esteem, 13. Flirting, 14. Jealousy, 15. Social cues, 16. Emotional confusion, 17. Body language, 18. Trust, 19. Sexual attraction, 2. Insecurities, 20. Self-awareness., 3. Misinterpretation, 4. Sexual tension, 5. Doubt, 6. Desire, 7. Mixed signals, 8. Overthinking, 9. communication, blocky, BOOTY, Calls

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2974
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3302
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the mobs are actually trying to hook up with you! That’s right, creepers, skeletons, even the Ender Dragon are all trying to get it on with you! It’s a love triangle like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all, our server has custom plugins that turn your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots rainbows and unicorns at your enemies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with talking cows that give you dating advice.

So why do I think she wants to fuck me? Because on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let the romance begin!

AnimeCraft: Where Creeper-tastic adventures meet otaku obsessions!

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1186
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where people don’t understand your love for anime? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is required to watch at least 10 hours of anime a day! That’s right, we believe in embracing our inner otaku and building epic anime-inspired creations in-game. So if you want to join a community where the only language spoken is Japanese and the only currency accepted is ramen noodles, then this is the server for you! Say goodbye to boring old reality and hello to a world where anime is life. Join us now and let your waifu dreams come true!

Minty McMineCraft – Where Fantômes and Generals Collide!

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8387
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Crops Grown:	8773
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Are you tired of vanilla Minecraft servers? Bored of the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because Mint Icecream Edition is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is run by the one and only Mint Fantome, a Minecraft legend known for her epic builds and hilarious antics. She streams all her crazy escapades on her YouTube channel, where you can witness her conquering the virtual world one block at a time.

But that’s not all! Mint also hosts the Mint & Matara Podcast, where she discusses all things Minecraft with her trusty sidekick Matara. Tune in for some juicy gossip, outrageous stories, and maybe even a few secrets about the server.

And if you want to show off your love for Mint Icecream Edition, we’ve got merch! Rock the latest podcast gear and let everyone know you’re part of the coolest Minecraft community around.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, once you go Mint Icecream Edition, you’ll never go back to plain old vanilla servers again!

OopsCraft: Where everything goes hilariously wrong!

1. Mistakes, bouncing back, disappointments, errors, experience gained 9. Coping with failure, facing adversity, Failures, finding solutions, fixing issues 4. Learning from mistakes, growth mindset., Hilariously, introspection, missed opportunities, moving forward 10. Problematic situations, OopsCraft, perseverance 6. Reflection, problem solving 3. Troubleshooting, problems 2. Failure analysis, resilience 5. Overcoming challenges, root cause analysis, second chances 8. Lessons learned, self-improvement 7. Regrets, setbacks, unexpected outcomes, wisdom gained, wrong

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Votes:	9335
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos and craziness goes down! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground society of talking creepers.

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players have to navigate through a maze filled with exploding sheep and lava pits, all while being chased by a giant zombie wearing a tutu. And if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

SnowflakeCraft: Where you can choose your /pol/ buddy, just make sure they’re white lol

Alt-Right, Bigotry, buddy, choose, discrimination, extremism, far right, hate crimes, hate group, Hate Speech, intolerance, lmao, lol, nationalism, POL, Propaganda, racism, radicalization, SnowflakeCraft, Theyre, White, white nationalism, WHITE POWER, white supremacist, Xenophobia

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	549
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of blending in with all the other Minecraft servers out there? Want to stand out and make a statement? Then come join our server where you can pick your white supremacist from /pol/ – but make sure to pick the white one, lmao!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans. Build your own white supremacist paradise and show off your questionable decorating skills. Take on challenges like the “Make Minecraft Great Again” obstacle course and see if you have what it takes to come out on top.

But beware, things can get pretty wild on our server. Rumor has it that the creeper mobs have started forming their own alt-right faction and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their explosive reign of terror?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner white supremacist shine (but remember, only the white ones are allowed)!

Crafty Euro Love Quest: Finding an American GF in Minecraft

American, American girlfriend, American women, Crafty, cross-cultural relationships, cultural barriers, Cultural differences, dating advice, dating challenges, dating tips, eastern european, Eastern European men, EURO, finding, finding love, foreign relationships, international dating, international love, long distance relationships, love, Minecraft, Quest, relationship advice, relationships, romance, tips for dating

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2484
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Are you an Eastern European guy looking to score an American girlfriend? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is filled with American ladies just waiting to be wooed by your pixelated charm. Build them a virtual castle, mine them some virtual diamonds, and before you know it, you’ll be virtually dating an American beauty! Join our server now and start your transcontinental love story today!

DadCraft: Where Stepdads and Daughters Build Blocky Bonds!

advice, ANECDOTES, blended family, blocky, Bonding, bonds, BUILD, Challenges, Communication, Connection, DadCraft, DAUGHTER, Daughters, experiences, family, Fatherhood, love, Memories, parenting, relationships, stepdad, Stepdads, STEPDAUGHTER, stepfamily, Support, Understanding

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than your stepdad’s dance moves at a family BBQ? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even your stepdad will want to join in on the fun. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster built by a confused toddler. Join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and your family dynamics. Who knows, you might even find a stepdad and daughter duo taking on the Ender Dragon together. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will have your family talking for years to come!

Disneyland in Your Cunt: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

Adventure, amusement park, ATTRACTIONS, California, cinderella, Cunt, Disney, disney world, Disneyland, Entertainment, family, Florida, Fun, MAGICAL, Memories, mickey mouse, Minecraft, RIDES, Summer, Theme Park, travel, Ultimate, vacation

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like a Disney theme park for your virtual world! Imagine riding roller coasters made of diamond blocks and battling evil creepers in a magical castle.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring our enchanted lands, where you can build your own fairy tale kingdom and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck along the way!

So pack your bags, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. See you there, adventurer!

Zombie Pigmen Disco Party

Boredom, disco, dull, Empty, lackluster, Lifeless, monotonous, mundane, no action, no news, nothing going on, nothing happened, nothing to report, Party, Pigmen, Quiet, same old same old, Stillness, Uneventful, uneventful day, uneventful life, unexciting, unremarkable, zombie

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7036
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, NOTHING happens! That’s right, you heard us correctly. Our server is so crazy and wild that absolutely nothing ever goes down. You’ll spend hours wandering around aimlessly, wondering if anything will ever happen. But hey, isn’t that the beauty of it all? Join us now for the most uneventful Minecraft experience of your life!