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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 9544 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Void Gems Collected: | 37 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Potions Brewed: | 174 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!