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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 9694 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
Towns Built: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7011 |
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground society of villagers who only speak in riddles and trade you emeralds for potatoes. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s like the Kentucky Derby but with more spit!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then this is the place for you, my dude. Join us and become part of the craziest, most chaotic server in the multiverse! Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.