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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 5854 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.
oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.
and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.
