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Crafty Yanks Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Villages Defended:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	New Chunks Explored:	605864
Zombie Dances:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with adorable Americans who will greet you with hugs and cookies! That’s right, Americans are cute and they’re waiting for you to join their pixelated world of fun and friendship. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

VoiceCraft: Where We Only Speak in Minecraft Once

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	333
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Once you join, get ready to be bombarded with greetings in every language known to man. You’ll be proposed to by random players wanting you to marry their sisters, because why not? And don’t even think about trying to talk about the game, because small talk is the only talk allowed here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our voice chat once and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of “Hallooo, bratan!” in perfect harmony. Who needs game strategy when you can have awkward conversations with strangers instead? So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Blockhead Banter

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

PizzaSliceTales Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8741
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3076	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Dimension Hops:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a slice of pizza that tells the most epic bedtime stories you’ve ever heard! Imagine building a castle while being serenaded by a pizza slice playing the accordion. Or going on a quest to find the legendary cheese of destiny, guided by a wise old slice of pepperoni. Join us and experience the craziest, most delicious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Creepers & Cakes: A Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	New Chunks Explored:	238951
Secret Passages Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, craft, and survive while dodging crazy family friends who want to breastfeed you! That’s right, our unique feature includes Pedomommy NPCs who will try to smother you with their perfume and rub their breasts in your face. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up dressing as a woman to masturbate like some of our other players!

Join now and let’s make this Minecraft server something fun and unforgettable!

KoreanCraft: From Stone Age to Annexation LOL

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2451
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9226	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Void Armor Forged:	21
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Korea was so poor it was basically stuck in the Stone Age before Japan came along and annexed it. But fear not, because on our server, you can rewrite history and build a thriving Korean empire that will make Japan jealous! Explore ancient ruins, mine for precious resources, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Kimchi Dragon. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn Korea into a powerhouse on our server – it’s a history lesson you won’t want to miss!

Gun-Toting Dryer Queen’s Minecraft Madness

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Divine Spears Created:	30	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. Yes, you read that right. A CARROT.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But shh, it’s a secret. Only the bravest players can find it.

3. Our PvP battles are legendary. One time, two players had a duel using nothing but chickens as their weapons. It was clucking madness!

4. Our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can breakdance like nobody’s business. He’s the life of the party, trust me.

5. In the next update, we’re implementing hotkeys for weapons, but not just any weapons. You’ll be able to wield 8 guns at once, all while doing your laundry in-game. It’s a multitasking dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Frozen Blocks for Warm Hearts

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a United Nations meeting? Look no further! Our server has players from all over the world, from France to India to Brazil. We even have a secret underground bunker for players from countries that don’t give aid to Ukraine (shh, don’t tell anyone). Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s as chaotic as a world summit. Who needs diplomacy when you have Minecraft? Join now and become a citizen of our crazy, international Minecraft world!

CraftyCrafterz – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker! LOL

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7553
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is launching on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the epic in-game events we have planned.

First up, we have a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Fight alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters and save the world from evil (or just build a cool castle, whatever floats your boat).

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test going on until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions in the blink of an eye and show off your building skills to players from all over the world.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP Series 5. Show off your combat skills and dominate the arena like a true Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all! We have meetups scheduled where you can hang out with other players and talk about your favorite anime or movies. From crafting meetups to spooky clubs, we have something for everyone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the epic adventures begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or make friends with a talking llama. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Crafty Deplorables: MAGA-free Minecraft Madness

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3365
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where MAGA supporters are considered subhuman (Untermensch)! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of MAGA supporters tried to join our server and the next thing you know, they were transformed into pixelated zombies! That’s right, our server has magical powers that can turn anyone with MAGA ideals into virtual undead creatures. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so anti-MAGA that even the KKK and David Duke would feel out of place here. So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure unlike any other!