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| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 6729 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 261 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
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