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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 6057 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
Buildings Constructed: | 9 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 75 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
New Chunks Explored: | 761105 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Ever wanted to witness a crackhead staggering into Cup Foods with tales of bold muggings and stacks of cash? Well, look no further because Floydnar the Black did just that! But watch out, things took a dark turn when he tried to use a fake $20 bill to buy cigarettes and ended up getting beaten by knights. RIP Floydnar, you will be missed.
But fear not, there are plenty of other insane stories waiting for you on our server. From building epic structures to battling dragons, the possibilities are endless. So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!