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DreamCraft SMP: Living the Minecraft SMP Dream

accomplishment, achievement, AMBITION, American dream, Connections, Dedication, determination, dream, DreamCraft, goal-setting, hard work, Industry, ingenuity, inspiration, Living, Minecraft, motivation, opportunity, Passion, perseverance, self-made, self-taught, smp, success, work ethic

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1677
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Votes:	6347
Ores Mined:	672	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are living the American dream one block at a time! Our players have climbed their way to the top without any help from fancy connections or handouts. It’s all about pure passion, hard work, and ingenuity here. Can you handle the heat, Imperial? Join us if you dare to take on the ultimate challenge and prove that you’ve got what it takes to conquer the virtual world!

CraftyExBF17KWithdraw

17000, aita, anger, Blacklist, BLOCK, CAR, control reasons, CraftyExBF17KWithdraw, dead to him, equity, Ex BF, fb, financial abuse, gambling problem, House, Kids, mental abuse, names, refinance mortgage, second hand car

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex-partner drama!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, just like this player who escaped her abusive ex and is now trying to navigate the crazy world of mortgages and car ownership. Who needs that kind of stress when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

Don’t be the asshole in your own life, come join our server and let all your worries melt away in a world of blocks and endless possibilities. Plus, we promise not to gamble away your hard-earned resources like some people we know!

HappyComplimentsMC SMP

Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, Boost, compliments, Confidence, encouragement, flattery, Gratitude, Happy, HappyComplimentsMC, joy, Kindness, Positive, praise, Reassurance, self esteem, self worth, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7367
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2060	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people say is “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the compliments are as outrageous as the builds!

Imagine getting compliments like “Your house is so epic, it made me cry diamonds” or “Your skin is so on point, even the creepers are jealous”. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who throw epic dance parties every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, things can get pretty weird around here).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and bask in the glory of the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard, join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP today!

CraftyBoozeBuster

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dimension Hops:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Crops Grown:	6323	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions to cure your Minecraft character’s hangover? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a cure for your in-game alcohol addiction! Join us and say goodbye to virtual beer bellies and hello to a virtual bank account overflowing with diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will personally congratulate you with a diamond block for every day you stay sober in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those diamonds while staying sober in the virtual world!

Creeper’s Revenge Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, military operation, Minecraft, Politics, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, Revenge, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surprise, Tension, Ukraine, unexpected turn of events

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5224
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Love Letters Sent:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Votes:	9465	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Towns Built:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Mineshafts Explored:	3

so, like, you know how putin is always flexing his muscles and stuff, well guess what? ukraine was like “nah bro, we gonna surprise invade russia” and everyone was like WHAAAAT.

anyways, this minecraft server is like that surprise invasion, but in a good way. we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make putin jealous. join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, unless putin finds out and tries to invade us too. but hey, that would be one heck of a story to tell, amirite?

so come on, join our server and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like ukraine’s surprise incursion into russia.

CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine

2022, CASUALTIES, casualties count, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Crisis, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, International, Invasion, Losses, LostInUkraine, Military, Military operations, russia, Russian army, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mines Excavated:	2574
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! we’ve got more crazy battles than russia in ukraine (but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt here) join now and be part of the chaos! our staff is so awesome, they can handle anything, even a zombie apocalypse (not really, but they’ll try their best) so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s have a blast together!

ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

Edition, geriatric, ParoxCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1066
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

DebateCraft Server

Accuracy, American measurement, comparison, confusion, Conversion, Cultural differences, Dates.., DebateCraft, education, global perspective, historical context, Imperial system, Incompetence, international debate, metric system, misunderstanding, Precision, Server, standardization, Technology, timekeeping, units of measurement

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7325
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302
New Chunks Explored:	223846	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3219

Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!

SisDopingCraft SMP

anti-doping code, Cheating, China, Competitive advantage, Doping, doping allegations, doping scandal, drug testing, international sports, Olympic athletes, performance-enhancing drugs, Reuters, SisDopingCraft, sisters, smp, sports ethics, sports integrity, sports news, usada, USADA scheme, WADA, WADA statement

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Buildings Constructed:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to team up with the infamous USA sisters, who have been accused of doping in the Minecraft Olympics. But hey, who needs fair play when you can have a blast breaking all the rules and causing chaos?

Forget about China, it’s all about the USA sisters now! Join our server and get ready for some insane adventures, scandalous schemes, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft2021

adoption, attention seeking, best people, bio sister, Bridesmaid, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, inclusion, Jealousy, man of honor, Resentment, sibling dynamics, sister, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3876
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Falling into the Void:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	918	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like the OP’s family, we have our fair share of sibling rivalry and outrageous demands.

Join our server and experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like Freya always wants to be. But beware, if you don’t cater to her demands, she might just bring up that one time you didn’t chase away her ex-boyfriend in front of everyone.

Forget about building epic structures or surviving in the wilderness, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through family dynamics and dealing with clingy, spoiled siblings. Will you be the favorite child or will you be accused of favoritism just like the OP?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate family drama Minecraft has to offer. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have siblings like these? Join now and prove to your parents that you care less for your adopted sibling – just kidding, please don’t do that.