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MissYouNotTaken

advances, AITAH, Boss, Chat, coworker, Devoted, engaged, Facebook friends, Girlfriend, inappropriate, male dominated industry, MARRIED, Message, MissYouNotTaken, relationship, Romantic, social media, Straight.., tire shop, unfriended

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Star Shards Collected:	129	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Divine Spears Created:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of the real world and dive into a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on quests to find the rarest diamonds, battle dragons in the Nether, and build the most epic castles you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground tire shop run by a mysterious boss who may or may not have unfriended you on Facebook. Will you uncover the truth behind this tire shop scandal? Only time will tell.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this crazy journey filled with friendship, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of inappropriate advances (just kidding, we’re all happily married here). See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

CraftyRedditors – House, Wife, Car!

achievement, Beautiful house, beautiful wife, CAR, career, CraftyRedditors, determination, dreams, goals, Happiness, hard work, House, inspiration, Journey, large automobile, Lifestyle, luxury, Marriage, motivation, redditors, relationships, success, wealth, Wife

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3517
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of living a boring life in Minecraft? Do you want to upgrade from your tiny dirt hut to a luxurious mansion with a hot tub and diamond-encrusted walls? Look no further, because on our server, you can become the ultimate Minecraft baller!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear top hats. Our community is filled with players who have reached the pinnacle of success in the game, with houses so grand that even Notch himself would be jealous.

But how did they get here, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that those who join our server are blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. They receive unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a personal army of loyal wolves to protect them at all times.

So if you want to live the high life in Minecraft, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just find yourself behind the wheel of a virtual Lamborghini, with a beautiful Minecraft wife by your side. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to level up your Minecraft game and become a true legend in the world of blocks and pixels!

BrexitSpyCraft

#intelligence gathering, BETRAYAL, Brexit negotiations, Brexit saga, BrexitSpyCraft, Conspiracy, covert operation, Espionage, european union, foreign influence, government corruption, Honeytrapped, international relations, Irish politician, political manipulation, political scandal, russia, scandalous affair, secret mission, spied, undercover operation

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT HONEYTRAPPED IRISH POLITICIANS SPYING FOR RUSSIA DURING THE BREXIT SAGA!

WE GOT DIAMONDS BIGGER THAN THE POTATOES IN IRELAND, AND CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE POLITICAL SCANDALS!

BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET SPY BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FELLOW MINECRAFT SPIES!

JOIN US NOW FOR A FUN AND CHAOTIC TIME THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT POLITICS AND MINECRAFT!

ALSO, WE HAVE FREE CAKE EVERY WEDNESDAY. DON’T MISS OUT!

Bee Wasp Hornet Swarm

adaptation, Attack, Bee, Bee Nests, BEES, Chaos, danger, Destruction, High winds, hornet, hornet nests, HORNETS, insects, Nature, nest destruction, Survival, Swarm, Wasp, wasp nests, wasps, weather, wildlife, wind damage

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12
Villages Defended:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the bees, wasps, and hornets are on a mission to seek revenge for their fallen nests! watch as they swarm around looking for something to attack, only to find themselves in a world full of blocks and pixels. join now and witness the chaos as these tiny creatures wreak havoc on everything in their path. it’s a buzzin’ good time!

Pussy Palace Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Commitment, DATING, emotional connections, fidelity, Intimacy, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, Minecraft, monogamy, one woman, Palace, personal choice, pussy, relationships, romantic relationships, Self Respect, self-control, Server, sex, sexual experiences, sexual partners

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1738
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of being a one-woman man in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate place to find all the virtual love you desire. With a player base of over 100,000, you’ll have plenty of options to choose from. Plus, our custom plugin “Love Potion” guarantees that you’ll never be lonely again. Join now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft player with a harem of virtual girlfriends!

/utwg/ – Unemployed Tech Workers General V2 Minecraft SMP

Career Advice, Career Transition, general, helpful resources, Interviewing, job hunting, job loss, job market, Job Search, job tips, Layoffs, Minecraft, networking, professional development, remote work, resume writing, salary negotiation, smp, Tech, tech industry, tech workers, unemployed, unemployment, utwg, workers, youtube channels

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3074
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Void Gems Collected:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie chickens to get to it.

2. Our server mascot is a giant pink llama that shoots rainbows out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we got it, just enjoy the show.

3. Every full moon, the entire server turns into werewolves and we have epic battles in the forest. It’s like Twilight, but with more creepers.

4. Our admin once accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs that now roam the skies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

5. We have a special event every week where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most insane adventures of your life! Just watch out for those zombie chickens…

QudsCraft: Where Chiefs Go Missing!

Beirut, chief, chiefs, Conflict, Crisis, Dahieh, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iran Revolutionary Guard, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missing, out of contact, Quds Force, QudsCraft, regional politics, SECURITY, strikes, Tensions, Terrorism

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Farms Harvested:	732	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

So, like, you know when you’re playing Minecraft and you’re just mining away and building your epic castle, but then you realize, “Wait, I need more craziness in my life”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild ride where even Iran’s Quds Force chief is out of contact because he’s too busy trying to survive in our insane world.

Dahieh? More like Da-heeey, come join us and see what all the fuss is about! We’ve got explosions, surprises around every corner, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield. Trust us, you won’t be able to stay away once you’ve experienced the chaos that is our server.

So why wait? Join now and see why everyone is talking about our Minecraft server. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Iran’s Quds Force chief trying to navigate our crazy world. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Weekend Warriors Server

extended weekends, leisure time, longer weekends, more weekends, productivity, Relaxation, Scheduling, Server, shorter weeks, stress relief, time allocation, time for self-care, Time management, time off, time off work, Warriors, weekend, weekend activities, weekend fun, weekend getaway, weekend plans, weekend relaxation, work-life balance

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9600
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the weekends never end cuz time is a lie and we live in a perpetual saturday. imagine mining diamonds and building epic castles while sippin on margaritas and partying with unicorns. our server is so lit, even the creepers be droppin sick beats. plus, rumor has it herobrine is our resident dj and he throws the wildest raves in the nether. so come on down and join the party, cuz on this server, every day is a weekend!

TreePaunch: Where the only thing greying is our list! Join now for a semi-vanilla adventure on 1.21.1!

1.21.1, Adventure, Archive, base, building, Chill, Community, Discord, Environment, Excavation, Friends, Gathering, greying, Join, knowledge, list, Materials, Memories, Minecraft, Natural, scenery, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smaller server, Technology, TreePaunch

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Potions Brewed:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

TreePaunch Minecraft Server Overview

Description
TreePaunch is a Minecraft server for players who enjoy building and preserving the natural environment in-game.
Number of Players: 3-5 during non-peak days
Community Focus: Building, collaboration, and creating a safe, fun environment
Server Discord: https://discord.gg/cwKeFe5qWv

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of builds are allowed on the server?

A: We encourage players to build creatively while incorporating their creations into the natural scenery. However, griefing or inappropriate builds are not allowed.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join TreePaunch. We encourage a friendly and inclusive community.

Q: How can I access old worlds or archives on the server?

A: We save all of our old worlds and keep them available for download or visitation. Please contact an admin for access.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines I should follow while playing on the server?

A: We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.

Savannah Craft Minecraft Server

Africa, African capitals, African cities, African countries, Cities, continent, Craft, culture, Diversity, Exploration, geography, historical cities, landmarks, metropolitan areas, Minecraft, must-visit cities, Population, SAVANNAH, Server, top cities, tourism, travel, urban centers, vibrant cities

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Love Letters Sent:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take you on a wild adventure through the vibrant and bustling cities of Africa! Join us as we explore the top 10 cities from the continent, including:

1. Nyanza – where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride on elephants instead of horses. 2. Wakanda – a hidden city filled with advanced technology and friendly pandas who love to play Minecraft. 3. Zamunda – home to the tallest skyscrapers made entirely out of cocoa beans. 4. Timbuktu – where you can trade your diamonds for magical potions that give you superpowers. 5. Kilimanjaro – climb to the top of this city and slide down the snowy slopes on a diamond sled. 6. Alexandria – a city filled with ancient ruins and secret treasure chests waiting to be discovered. 7. Casablanca – where the villagers throw the most epic parties with fireworks made out of emeralds. 8. Cairo – a bustling metropolis where you can ride camels through the streets and battle mummies in the pyramids. 9. Marrakech – a city known for its colorful markets and delicious food made from enchanted ingredients. 10. Cape Town – where you can sail the high seas on a diamond-encrusted ship and battle pirates for their treasure.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server and experience the wonders of Africa like never before! Who knows what kind of adventures and mischief you’ll get into along the way?