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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 2769 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 180 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u gotta join dis place. first of all, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. u can only access it if u defeat the ender dragon blindfolded while riding a pig. yea, it’s that crazy.
but wait, there’s more! we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. hop on and hold on tight, cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride. oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named bob who loves giving hugs? yea, he’s a real blast.
and if that’s not enough to convince u, we also have a secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. join them and maybe u’ll become their leader. who knows?
so what are u waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u get blown up by bob. then u might regret it a little.
