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VynoriaNET

claim system, clan system, Cross-Play, Earth, enemies, Friends, Horde, Ip:, Loot, Minecraft, post-apocalyptic, power, PvE, PvP, Raid System, Raiding, Server, shop system, smp, Survival, Territory, Undead, Weapons System, Website, zombie apocalypse

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Welcome to Vynoria.net – the ultimate Minecraft server experience!

Minecraft SMP Zombie Apocalypse Server Step into the dark world of our Zombie Apocalypse! Fight for survival in a landscape overrun by the undead. Armed with an extensive weapons system, you can confront endless hordes of zombies. Join forces with friends in a Clan System, secure your territory with our Claim System, and loot enemy bases in our Raid System. Buy and sell resources in our Shop System and face increasingly powerful Zombie Hordes. Are you ready to become the next survival expert in this post-apocalyptic world?

Join Now! IP: play.vynoria.net Website: www.vynoria.net

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Server26: Where the players are older, the shop items are younger, and the grief is prevented like a pro since 2015

Community, Currency, Datapacks, diamonds, Events, Friendly, germany, Grief, hermitcraft, Infrastructure, Items, Longterm, MEGABASES, Minecraft, Noreset, Older, Players, Plugins, prevented, PRO, Projects, Railroads, Server26, Shop, smp, Survival, Tweaks, Vanilla, younger

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Overview
Our main guideline is to leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible for a public server. The only 3 plugins that interfere with this are GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading. Map: https://map.server26.net/ Discord: https://server26.net/discord

Community
Laid back rules, a close-knit community, having events from time to time, and always something you can help with. Staff and players available for assistance. No activity threshold, megabases welcome. Spawn city is protected, outside city build your base. Default currency is diamonds.

Gameplay
No warps, must walk or fly. Spawn city locked, outside city build own base. Default currency is diamonds. Server never resets. No activity threshold, megabases welcome.


Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, Intel i9-9900k, and 1TB NVMe SSD. Runs on Paper. Using GriefPrevention for land claiming, chest shop plugin for trades, and Harbor for skipping night. Datapacks and tweaks include Ghasts not breaking nether blocks, silent mobs, Elytra on 1st Enderdragon kill, craftable Enchanted Golden Apples, and more.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does the server have any age restrictions?

Yes, the server is 18+. Please be 18 or older to join.

What are the main rules of the server?

The main rule is to be reasonable and don’t be a dick. You can find more detailed rules at https://server26.net/rules.

Are there any special perks for donations?

No, there are no donation perks or any such frills on the server. You cannot buy “power” for real money.

Does the server ever reset the map?

No, the server will never reset the map. You can focus on long term projects and megabases without worrying about losing progress.

How can I protect my land on the server?

You can protect your land using the GriefPrevention plugin. Use a golden shovel to select and protect areas where you can allow certain players to build and access chests/buttons.

Is there a way to skip the night on the server?

Yes, if 20% or more players are in bed, the Harbor plugin will skip the night on the server.

What is the default currency on the server?

The default currency on the server is diamonds, although it is not enforced.

What plugins are used for trading on the server?

Player item shops for trading are used on the server. You can trade with other players using signs.

Can I participate in community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts community events from time to time, and there is always something you can help with. Staff and players are available to assist you.

Does the server have any special gameplay features?

The server aims to provide a vanilla-like experience with no warps, limited plugins, and a focus on survival gameplay. You can build megabases and focus on long term projects without worrying about resets.

Block Party Minecraft Server

anti-racism, BLOCK, civil rights, controversial topics, critical thinking, cultural diversity, discrimination, Ethical debates, Intellectual defense of racism, Minecraft, minority rights, Party, prejudice, race relations, racial inequality, racial justice, racism, Racists, Server, Social Issues, social justice, Stereotypes, systemic racism, white privilege

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where people take things too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where being called a “racist” is not only accepted but encouraged! That’s right, we have a special section just for those who want to defend their racist beliefs with well-thought-out, intellectual arguments.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, who rules over the land with an iron fist…literally. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers…and racist defenders.

Minecraft SMP: Tipsy Ladies Club

Alcoholics, career advancement, club, college, equality in education, female empowerment, female workforce, financial independence, gender equality, Gender Roles, Jobs, ladies, lifestyle changes, Minecraft, Promotion, smp, societal changes, societal progress, spending money, tipsy, travel, Vaping, Women, Women empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Are you tired of being surrounded by all these successful and independent women taking over the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, the tables have turned! Join us and witness a world where the women are the ones becoming alcoholics, vaping like there’s no tomorrow, dominating college campuses, climbing the corporate ladder faster than you can say “equality”, and jet-setting across the globe with their hard-earned cash. It’s a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of girl power. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see what it’s like when the ladies rule the Minecraft world!

CarLendNoFriendLate

bad friend, Borrowing, Boundaries, CAR, CarLendNoFriendLate, Communication, Favors, friendship, INCONVENIENCE, late returns, Lending, Reliability, reminders, rental, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Ride, track record, Trust, unreasonable, Upset

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Join our Minecraft server where borrowing and returning items is taken to a whole new level! Just like my friend Alex, you can borrow items and return them whenever you feel like it – no deadlines here! Need a diamond pickaxe for a mining expedition? Borrow it and return it in a few months, no problem!

We even have a special “Late Return” feature where you can earn extra perks for returning items way past their due date. Who needs punctuality when you can have fun being fashionably late?

Join now and experience the thrill of borrowing without the pressure of returning on time. It’s just a Minecraft server, not a big deal, right Alex?

AntiTalentMinecraftSMP

Abilities, anti-talent, AntiTalentMinecraftSMP, discovering talents, embracing flaws, hidden talents, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, self-awareness journey, self-discovery journey, Skills, Strengths, strengths and weaknesses, talent, Unique abilities, weaknesses

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Are you tired of being the best at everything on Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate your anti-talents! From building wonky houses to accidentally blowing up your own creations, we want you to shine in all your anti-glory.

Join us for a chance to showcase your unique skills, like getting lost in a straight line or always attracting creepers no matter where you go. Our community is filled with players who are just as bad as you, so you’ll fit right in!

But that’s not all – we have weekly competitions for the worst builder, the most accident-prone player, and even the player who can’t seem to find diamonds no matter how hard they try. Prizes include rare items, bragging rights, and a pat on the back for being so wonderfully terrible.

So come on down to our server and show us what you’ve got (or don’t got, in this case). Embrace your anti-talents and join the fun today!

BlockyDisappointments

BlockyDisappointments, disappointing career path, disappointing job, disappointing profession, disillusioning career, disillusioning job, disillusionment, false expectations, job dissatisfaction, lackluster job, letdown job, misleading job descriptions, overhyped job, underwhelming job, unexciting job, unfulfilled promises, unfulfilling career, uninteresting work, unmet expectations, unsatisfactory job, unsatisfying work

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Have you ever dreamed of becoming a professional block stacker, only to realize it’s just a bunch of squares? Well, fear not my friends, because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest block-stacking fantasies without any of the disappointment!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to be able to mine through bedrock like butter. Or, challenge your friends to a build-off competition where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week (don’t worry, we provide the chicken suit).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper bust a move to some sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs a boring old job when you can stack blocks and party with creepers all day long?

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties report, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, international news, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military conflict, Military operations, Minecraft, russia, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, Vladimir Putin, War, Wounded, Zelensky

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Come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we fight like Zelensky in Kursk Oblast! We have slain 6,000 Russian soldiers and counting, all in the name of BLOCKS and CREEPERS! Our battles are so intense, even Herobrine is scared to join! Join us now and be a part of the craziest war in Minecraft history! Who needs peace when you can have EXPLOSIONS and DIAMONDS?! Let’s go, gamers!

Zelenskyy’s Ramstein Raid

aggression, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, hit targets, international relations, long-range weapons, Military, nato, peace negotiations, Permission, Raid, Ramstein, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have long-range weapons to hit targets deep inside russia just like zelenskyy at ramstein! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and no one actually gets hurt (except maybe some creepers). we have the craziest battles and the most intense pvp you’ve ever seen, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the virtual world! plus, our community is so awesome that even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

Resilient Crafters United

coping mechanisms, Crafters, emotional strength, health, life expectancy, Longevity, longevity research, mental health, mental resilience, mental toughness, Mental well-being, positive mindset, Psychology, research, resilience training, Resilient, Stress Management, stress resilience, stress resilience training, United, well-being, Women, Women’s Health

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so like, u wanna live FOREVER? well, come join our epic minecraft server cuz apparently it makes u live longer! especially if u a woman, like, u gonna be immortal or somethin! we got all the crazy stuff u need to boost ur mental resilience and become a minecraft god. join now and become the ultimate survivor in the game and in life! let’s goooooooo!

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Astral Projections Made:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Farms Harvested:	931

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5340	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Emeralds Found:	7940
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

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VynoriaNET

Stats November 22, 2024

Server26: Where the players are older, the shop items are younger, and the grief is prevented like a pro since 2015

Stats November 22, 2024

Frequently Asked Questions

Does the server have any age restrictions?

What are the main rules of the server?

Are there any special perks for donations?

Does the server ever reset the map?

How can I protect my land on the server?

Is there a way to skip the night on the server?

What is the default currency on the server?

What plugins are used for trading on the server?

Can I participate in community events on the server?

Does the server have any special gameplay features?

Minecraft SMP: Tipsy Ladies Club

Stats November 22, 2024

CarLendNoFriendLate

Stats November 22, 2024

AntiTalentMinecraftSMP

Stats November 22, 2024

BlockyDisappointments

Stats November 22, 2024

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Zelenskyy’s Ramstein Raid

Stats November 22, 2024

Resilient Crafters United

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Items Found:	3070
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1