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Crafty McCraftface: ‘hey’ Edition

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only way to level up is by performing outrageous tasks like posting cocktributes in front of your girlfriend’s 10/10 pussy! But wait, there’s more! Once you complete this task, you’ll unlock exclusive pics and context that will blow your mind!

Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with unexpected challenges and rewards. Who knew Minecraft could be this insane? Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up today and start your journey to glory!

Pole-land of Blocks

blocks, long live Poland, love for Poland, national pride, Patriotic, Poland, Poleland, polish culture, Polish heritage, Polish history, Polish traditions, Polska do hymnu, Polska forever, Polska jest dumna, Polska jest nasza, Polska jest piękna, Polska jest silna, Polska jest wielka, Polska jest wolna, Polska jest wspaniała, praised, Viva Polska

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	528968	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	134	Chimeras Created:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to our Poland-themed Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate Polish adventure without leaving your computer!

Join us and build your very own Polish castle made entirely of pierogi blocks and ketchup redstone.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the DJ only plays Polish polka music and the dance floor is made of glowing pierogi.

If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Haunted Polish Forest where the trees are made of kabanos sausage and the ghosts are just misunderstood Polish grandmas trying to find their way to bingo night.

So come join us and let the Polish magic take you on a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Boomer’s Nightmare: The Zoomer Scaring Server

“Youth, anxiety, Boomers, culture, digital age, fear, gen z, generation, HysteriA, internet, meme, Millennials, Nightmare, Panic, Phobia, Scares, Scaring, Server, social media, society, Technology, trend, viral, Zoomer, zoomers

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Villages Defended:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the bravest of zoomers tremble in fear! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is haunted by a pack of creeper ghosts who roam the land, scaring unsuspecting players with their explosive pranks. But don’t worry, we also have zombie villagers who are always up for a good laugh and a dance party. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground diamond disco where players can boogie down with the undead. So come join us if you dare, and remember, the only thing scarier than our server is missing out on all the fun!

Moo-tifully Browned Minecraft Madness

agriculture, Animals, BELIEF, BROWN, Browned, color, contradiction, Cows, dictate, Farming, Interpretation, kikes, Livestock, madness, Minecraft, Mootifully, Perfection, perfectly red, Prophecy, prophecy fulfillment, red, tradition, zero red cows

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	101	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	268	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the cows are not red, they are brown. But fear not, for this is all part of the kikes prophecy! According to ancient texts, the cows must be perfectly red for ultimate Minecraft success. And guess what? We have ZERO red cows!

Join us on this epic quest to find the elusive red cows and fulfill the prophecy. But be warned, the journey will be filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a few exploding creepers. Are you brave enough to take on this challenge? Only the most daring and skilled players will triumph in this wild and wacky Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the legendary Red Cow Whisperer!

CraftyCat’s Endwalker Extravaganza – Join Now for LOLs!

420 Meetup, Balmung, Benchmark, Crafting meetup, CraftyCats, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, Crystarium, early access, endwalker, Excalibur, EXTRAVAGANZA, Famfrit Lavender Beds, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, Garlemald, Goblet Ward, Hitler’s Birthday, Join, Linkshells, lols, MEETUPS, mine run, Orbonne Monastery, Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Spooky Club, The Crystalline Mean, Zenos Montclaire

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	109	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

Are you ready to embark on a journey like no other? Join us on this server, where Zenos Montclaire of Garlemald Edition awaits you!

DAWNTRAIL INFO: – Get Early Access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why wait when you can start playing early? – The official Release Date is on Tuesday, July 2, 2024! Mark your calendars! – Check out our Promotional Site for all the exciting details: Click Here – Want to see if your PC can handle the awesomeness? Download our Benchmark tool: Benchmark

IN-GAME EVENTS: – Don’t miss out on the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening now! Join the fun before it ends on Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT: Join Now

GENERAL NEWS: – Take part in the Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0! Travel the world in style. – Get ready for PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0! Show off your skills and dominate the competition. – Need resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? We got you covered: Check it out

Meetups: – Crafting meetup at Balmung, The Crystalline Mean, Crystarium on April 17 at 5:00 PM PDT! Get your craft on! – Join the Spooky Club for Higurashi Kai and Digimon Tamers at Famfrit Lavender Beds on April 17 at 9:00 PM EDT! Spooktacular fun awaits. – 420 Meetup on Hitler’s Birthday at Balmung Empyreum on April 20 at 7:00 PM EDT! It’s gonna be lit. – Orbonne Monastery MINE Run at Crystal Party Finder on April 21 at 6:00 PM EDT! Let’s mine our way to victory.

Previous meetups were a blast, so don’t miss out on the next one!

Join us on this server for the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the most hilarious meetups you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! See you there!

Crafty Critique: Where Creeper Comments and Honest Feedback Collide!

advice, Assessment, collide, Comments.., Communication, constructive criticism, Crafty, creeper, critique, Development, Evaluation, Feedback, growth, Honest, Honesty, Improvement, INPUT, Opinions, relationships, response, reviews, self improvement, Suggestions, Trust, where do you get honest feedback

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Towns Built:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of getting feedback from boring old humans? Come join our Minecraft server and get feedback from our super intelligent talking cows! That’s right, our cows have been genetically modified to give the most honest and insightful feedback on your builds. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free unicorn mount to ride around the server! Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever.

Blocky Booty Brawl

attraction, black chicks, blocky, BOOTY, brawl, Create, culturally white, DATING, discussion, Diversity, fetishization, fuck, interracial, light skinned, most fun, Preferences, races of women, relationships, sexual preferences, Stereotypes, Tier List, tiermaker, white guy

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2352
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Votes:	8659	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only race that matters is the race to build the most epic creations! 🏰💥 Join us if you’re a white guy who’s into light-skinned black chicks who are culturally white – because here, we embrace diversity in all forms, even in blocky pixel form! 🎮🌈

Our server is like no other, where you can mine for diamonds while chatting with your new friends about the latest fashion trends in the pixelated world. 💎👗 And don’t forget about our exclusive skin customization options – because who wouldn’t want to dress their character in the latest designer armor? 👑✨

Join us for the most outrageous adventures, the craziest building competitions, and the wildest parties in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave! So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let’s make some blocky magic together! 🚀🌟

Baby Block Builders: Labor & Delivery Edition

Alt-Right, antinatalism, baby, BEAUTIFUL FACE, Bitch, BLOCK, BREAK ITS NECK, Builders, C’MON HONEY, CUM DROPS, Cunt, Delivery, Edition, GIVE ME THAT NAZI WH*TE BABY, incel, KEKOLD COMMUNITY, KILL IT., Labor, LAUGHING BOUNCING MATTE WHITOID CHUD NAZI INCEL BABY, LE ACTUAL FUCK, LET’S GO PIKACHU AND EEVEE LIMITED EDITION FLIPFLOPS, lying.., MAN YOU LOVE, nazi, NAZI RETHUGLICAN, NEWLY EVOLVED CHARIZARD, Pokemon SV, push, REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD, ruined, Science, screaming, SHINY LITTLE YAKUB, Smashes Nintendo Switch OLED™, STUPID TWAT, toby fox, Treacherous, vasectomy, WH*TE BABY, What, YOU CAN DO THIS

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6724
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Farms Harvested:	145
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Star Shards Collected:	68	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Looking for a server that’s as wild as a Charizard’s roar? Well, look no further because we’ve got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join us!

Imagine this: you’re playing Pokémon on your Nintendo Switch OLED™, eagerly awaiting the moment when your shiny little Yakub hatches. But wait… it’s a WH*TE baby?! That’s right, our server is so unpredictable, it’ll have you questioning reality!

Join us and experience the drama of a mod from /r/antinatalism dealing with a shocking surprise baby. From accusations of treachery to threats of breaking necks, this server has it all! Who knew Minecraft could be this intense?

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, join us now and prepare to be amazed! Just remember, no WH*TE babies allowed… unless they’re Pokémon, of course!

Nikke’s Netherworld: Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

1. Nikke, 10. ENTERTAINMENT, 11. Film, 12. Japanese, 13. Cinema, 14. Thriller, 15. Drama, 16. Action, 17. Mystery, 18. Suspense, 19. Blockbuster, 2. Kino, 20. Must-watch., 3. Soon, 4. Upcoming, 5. Movie, 6. Theater, 7. Premiere, 8. Release, 9. Exciting, CREEPERS, fear, Netherworld, Nikkes, Tread

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3795
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Towns Built:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	9917
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Love Letters Sent:	20
Potions Brewed:	110	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate! That’s right, mine them and you can eat them too. Just watch out for those pesky creepers who might try to steal your delicious treats.

2. Our zombies have been trained in the art of breakdancing. So when they come after you, be prepared for some funky moves before they try to eat your brains.

3. The ender dragon is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends. Join our server and you can have tea parties with the ender dragon while discussing the latest gossip in the Minecraft world.

4. Our redstone contraptions are so advanced, they can actually make you breakfast in the morning. Just set up a redstone alarm clock and wake up to the smell of freshly cooked bacon and eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Blocky Circumcision Land: Where Every Cut Counts

anatomy, blocky, body modification, circumcision, Counts, cultural practices, Cut, Foreskin, genital mutilation, genital surgery, genitalia, health beliefs, Land, male circumcision, Misconception, Misinformation, Myths, reproductive health, sexual education, sexual function, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6915
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Buildings Constructed:	35
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about circumcision taking away sexual pleasure! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be blessed with infinite luck and unlimited building skills. Are you ready to embark on this quest?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: you and your friends facing off against a horde of zombie pigmen while riding on the backs of flying dragons. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a mind-blowing experience that will make you forget all about circumcision and focus on the real pleasures of life – like building giant statues of your favorite memes and riding pigs into battle. See you in the game!