Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is so epic, even Endermen are jealous! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and LOLZ galore.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with diamonds as far as the eye could see. They built the most epic castle ever seen, complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a sword.
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme! This server is a freaking disaster in the best way possible. It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but with creepers and zombies instead of train cars.
It’s amazing how bad it’s become over the past year since release. Every update we do is like taking one step forward and two steps back. But hey, that’s what makes it fun, right?
Our server is known for its outright downgrades and new bugs that pop up every time we try to improve something. It’s like a game of whack-a-mole, but instead of moles, it’s glitches.
But don’t worry, we’ve made some good changes too. We’ve nerfed the vector because let’s face it, that thing was way too OP. We’ve also put a stop to claymore spam because nobody likes getting blown up every two seconds.
And let’s not forget about the server browser we added. Now you can easily find your way to our server and join in on the madness.
Oh, and we’ve also made it so you can heal at base. Because who has time to run around looking for health packs when there are mobs to slay and buildings to blow up?
So come join our Minecraft server and experience the glorious disaster for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chaos never ends! Are you tired of boring, horizontal livestreams on YouTube? Well, on our server, we take it to the next level with vertical livestreams! That’s right, watch your favorite YouTubers play Minecraft in a whole new dimension.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary dancing llama that drops diamonds instead of wool.
Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server, where you can escape the woes of not being able to visit your favorite porn sites by immersing yourself in a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun!
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But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Texas People tribe, who have mastered the art of Minecraft survival in the wild west. Join them in epic battles against creepers and zombies, and become a true Texan hero.
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Our server is so INSANE that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! But don’t worry, we’ve got super-powered armor and enchanted weapons to help you conquer any foe.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn!
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Welcome to our epicMinecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies do the cha-cha slide instead of attacking you.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon throws raves on weekends.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden carrots that will give you superpowers. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself visits our server to challenge players to dance-offs.
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Welcome to our sexMinecraft server, where the only thing hotter than the lava in the Nether is our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with sexyadventures and steamy encounters.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of pure sexiness. They built a house out of diamond blocks and had a pet creeper named Casanova. It was a love story for the ages.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary sex dungeon, where players can test their skills and see if they have what it takes to conquer the most intense challenges. Only the bravest and most daring players dare to enter… are you one of them?
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Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a creeper walked into a bar… and blew it up! That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. But don’t worry, our griefing policy is as loose as your mom’s meatloaf recipe.
Join us for epic battles, ridiculous builds, and memes for days. Who needs sunlight when you have the warm glow of your computer screen lighting up your face? So come on, fellow neets, join us on this epic Minecraft adventure!
🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh till you cry? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical land filled with talking animals and dancing trees. They were tasked with building a giant statue of a potato, but little did they know, the potato was actually a secret portal to a realm of infinite diamonds!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who can bust a move like no other. Join us and witness the epic dance-offs between the Disco Sheep and the Funky Chickens. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!
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Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as your favorite Pornstar! Join us for a horny good time as we explore the blocky world together.
Are you ready to dive into a world filled with blocky babes and pixelated passion? Then look no further, because our server is the place to be!
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Welcome to Hazeria. Our server has the friendliest community on Minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, and Prison, and factions gamemodes.
We’re always innovating and pushing to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account and implemented. If yo
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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft experience? Looking for something more mature and exciting? Look no further than Lush Lakes – an 18+ Minecraft server that’s just launched today!
**Explore Our World**: Lush Lakes offers a cozy and tight-knit community where players come together to build towns, conquer dungeons, and create their own epic stories.
**Claim Your Land**: Protect your hard-earned creations with land claiming. Collaborate with others to form thriving towns and share the excitement of building your Minecraft dreams.
**Dive into Adventure**: Enjoy a variety of plugins like mcmmo, smooth timber, and angel death chests, enhancing your gaming experience. Our server also features unique plugins like breweries and taverns for a realistic touch.
**New Horizons Await**: Discover ocean villages, conquer blazing caves, and turn rotten flesh into leather! Our server’s custom features, like plushie pets and ultimate foods, add a unique twist to your Minecraft journey.
**Sweet Dreams**: Say goodbye to endless nights. With our “1 player sleep” plugin, you can skip the night and continue your adventures well-rested.
**Join the Fun**: Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer, our friendly community is here to welcome you. Enjoy the chill vibes and the camaraderie of like-minded adventurers.
Ready to embark on a Minecraft journey like no other? Join us on :ush Lakes, where endless possibilities and great friends await.
Don’t miss out—join today and become part of our growing family!
Analogy MC is a fun roleplay server that allows you to create your own unique roleplay with tons of amazing tools at your disposal such as hats, props, pets, and if you’re not into our premade roleplay map then you can design your very own using our Realms systems! Analogy Realms allows the user to customize their roleplay experience to whatever they desire! Not into roleplay? no problem! create a unique minigame such as Murder Mystery, creative plots, bedwars, anarchy or a SMP!
CraftClue is a cracked 1.8.8 anarchy Minecraft server. It has absolutely no rules and no game-changing plugins, it is purely vanilla survival. It has been running for more than 1 year and the world file size is over 50 GB large. Over 50,000 accounts have been registered on the server since its beginning.
The CPVP Economy server is ready to slaughter you. When else can you join Alsmp gas? Join Alsmp now! asdljbaifbakjfbaijfhajklhfakjfhjalhajlfhaljfhaljfhaljhajlfhjalfhjlafhajkfh
Welcome to Bowlly N Arcade! (Only for 1.20.2)
A gamemode server that will not have any of the common modes others have.
BNA plans to add new experiences for players that are not your common skyblock, bedwars, etc. We are adding new things that either were abandoned or were too “experimental”
A basic SMP with simple plugins like ChestShops and A job system, Players can earn money through different activites in the game such as building, hunting and more. Also there is an auction house where you can sell items you have found around the map for profit. We also have a claim plugin which allows people to claim there build spots to ensure griefing wont happen!
Ditch the ordinary skymining servers boasting mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms, and overpowered gear – we’ve got those covered. Let’s delve into what sets us apart: an innovative pets system, engaging quests, and distinctive boss fights that elevate NobleSkies above the rest.
NobleSkies isn’t just another server; it’s a hub of thrilling gameplay variations. Join a welcoming community that spans the globe, fostering collaboration, competition, and connections between players. We believe in making NobleSkies the ultimate space for players to engage.
Our team, comprised of seasoned developers and committed staff, is dedicated to delivering the finest Minecraft experience. We ensure our server stays abreast of the latest game features and updates, tirelessly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep the experience perpetually fresh and exhilarating. Join us in shaping the future of Minecraft gaming at NobleSkies.