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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 6877 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, our resident wizard can turn them into flying pigs with a flick of his wand.
Oh, and did we mention the secret underground disco party hosted by our elusive Ender Dragon? You’ll have to solve riddles and defeat mini-bosses to get the exclusive invite.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary treasure of the Not-So-Lost City of Atlantis. Rumor has it, whoever finds it will gain the power to control the weather in-game.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unforgettable and ridiculous gaming experience. Who needs normal when you can have nutty?