Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the weirdest things to eat, from unicorn burgers to alien smoothies. But be warned, some of us have googled some seriously questionable stuff, so you might end up chowing down on something truly bizarre.
But hey, who said survival in Minecraft had to be boring? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to stomach the last thing you googled. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…we hope.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat u can ride into battle? yea, dat’s right. u can be like a freakin knight on a fire-breathin lizard.
plus, we have a dance party every friday night in da virtual disco club. u can show off ur sick dance moves and maybe even win a prize!
so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da craziest minecraft server in da whole wide world! trust me, u won’t regret it.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even Ui mama herself is aware of the infamous “rape meme” – that’s how you know we’re on a whole other level of insanity! So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or traumatized…hopefully).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness!
we have a secret underground meme society where we decode ancient memes to unlock hidden treasures, like diamond pickaxes that never break and armor made of pure meme energy.
our server is protected by a giant meme dragon that breathes fire memes and guards our meme vault where we keep all the rarest pepes and dat boi memes.
join us if you dare, but beware, once you enter our meme-filled world, there’s no turning back. meme on, my friends, meme on.
We’ve got a whole town dedicated to celebrating the most bizarre and nonsensical trends out there. Want to build a giant statue of a dancing pickle? Go for it! Feel like creating a rollercoaster that only goes backwards? No problem! Our server is a place where you can let your creativity run wild and embrace the weirdness of the world around you.
Plus, we’ve got a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest and most ridiculous items in the game. Want a diamond pickaxe that shoots fireworks? We’ve got it. How about a pet zombie that can breakdance? We’ve got that too. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at popular trends the same way again. So come on in and let your freak flag fly!
But what made this server so special, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One day, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. And do you know what they did? They started a dance party that lasted for hours, with players from all over joining in on the fun.
And that’s just the tip of the iceberg. On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle giant spiders with nothing but a carrot, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Yes, you heard that right – the Ender Dragon is a chess master in disguise.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt and leave you with stories to tell for years to come, then look no further. Join us and become a part of the craziest, most unforgettable gaming community on the internet. Who knows, you might even discover the next viral video sensation that will change the world forever.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Flag Wars, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches to see whose flag will reign supreme. Rumor has it that the winner of Flag Wars will be granted a magical flag that grants them special powers in the game.
So why waste your time on boring old flag threads when you can join our server and experience the flag-tastic fun for yourself? Join now and start your flag-tastic adventure today!
Join us and witness the epic battles between Kroni and Fauna as they fight for dominance over the server. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!
But beware, things can get wild on our server. Rumor has it that there are secret hidden treasures waiting to be discovered by the bravest of players. Will you be the one to uncover the mysteries of our server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the craziness.
Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’ve got players who have had their dingers up a lady’s plop pipe – now that’s dedication to the game!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Digger, a player who once dug so deep that they accidentally unearthed a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see what kind of outrageous shenanigans you can get into. Just remember to watch out for creepers – they’re the least of your worries on this server!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle and fight to be crowned the Chicken Champion. And let’s not forget about our annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the dragon in the most fabulous outfits imaginable.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as a pack of creepers on caffeine, look no further. Join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
Join us for epic battles against giant zombie chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all…the mythical rainbow llama unicorn! Ride into battle on its sparkly back and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of block-breaking madness. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!
On our server, you can prove all the haters wrong and become the ultimate Minecraft master, even if you didn’t study for it. So come on, join us and show the world what you’re made of! Who needs good grades when you have mad Minecraft skills, am I right?
plus, we got this crazy story about a group of pandas who learned how to fly by eating enchanted bamboo. now they’re soaring through the skies, dropping gifts for players to find. you could be the lucky one to snag a flying panda mount and zoom around the server like a boss.
not to mention, we have a secret underground city where the villagers have developed a taste for adventure. they’ll challenge you to crazy tasks and reward you with rare items. it’s like a whole new world beneath the surface, waiting to be explored.
so come join us on the most epic, hilarious, and downright bizarre server out there. who needs regular old superheroes when you can have flying pandas and underground villagers? let’s get weird, my dudes.
| Server Features |
|---|
| 1.21.1 Support |
| Enhanced Vanilla Mechanics |
| Grief Prevention |
| Leveling System |
| Advanced Farming System |
| Separate Anarchy World |
Server discord: https://discord.gg/ZhuBYvDWTC
Server IP (Java): rezzcraft.mcraft.pro
Server IP (Bedrock): 192.3.27.74:27099
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, we have a Grief Prevention plugin in place to prevent griefing. |
| Can I use /sethome and /tpa commands? | Yes, we have enhanced vanilla mechanics that allow for the use of these commands. |
| How can I claim land? | Use a golden shovel to claim your land on the server. |
| Is there a separate world for anarchy? | Yes, there is a separate anarchy world where anything goes. You can find the portal in the spawn area. |
Join us for crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community like no other. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be part of our outrageous world where anything goes? So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together!