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BlockCraft417
so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time! -
BlockVPN: Nyet Allowed!
yo, so this server is like the russian government on steroids, but in a good way, ya know? we spend over half a billion dollars to block VPN services, cuz we want to make sure no sneaky players can cheat or hack their way onto our server. we take security seriously, yo. plus, we got some crazy stories about russian spies infiltrating other servers and stealing all their diamonds. join us if you want a wild ride and some serious protection against VPNs, bro. -
CensorCraft Minecraft Server
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE RUSSIA’S INTERNET CENSORSHIP SYSTEM ON STEROIDS! WE SPENDIN’ HALF A BILLION DOLLARS TO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE DA BEST TIME BUILDIN’ AND SURVIVIN’ IN DIS CRAZY WORLD.WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN BOMBS, ZOMBIES THAT DANCE LIKE PUTIN, AND ENDER DRAGONS THAT BREATHE VODKA FIRE. JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA REVOLUTION, WHERE BLOCKS ARE FREEDOM AND DIAMONDS ARE THE NEW CURRENCY.
SO COME ON, COMRADES, JOIN DIS SERVER AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN…OR AT LEAST MORE INSANE!
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VPN Block Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how brazil be all like “no VPN for u!” well, on this cray cray minecraft server, we be all like “VPN? more like V-YES-PN!” cuz we don’t care if u use VPN or not, we just want u to join our wacky world of blocky adventures and shenanigans.imagine this: u log on to the server and suddenly u find urself in a jungle full of talking parrots and dancing llamas. u try to chop down a tree but it starts singing show tunes and throwing apples at u. then, out of nowhere, a giant rainbow-colored creeper appears and starts breakdancing.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with zombies and skeletons all night long. and if u get hungry, just head over to our enchanted food court where u can eat cake that gives u superpowers or pizza that makes u fly.
oh, and did i mention the treasure hunt? we have hidden chests full of diamonds, emeralds, and gold scattered all over the server. but be careful, cuz there are traps and puzzles that will test ur wits and reflexes.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic and absurd minecraft adventure of ur life! VPN or no VPN, we welcome all players with open arms and a crazy sense of humor. let’s get blocky, baby!
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UkraineCamStopperMC
hey you, yeah you! are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for you! come join us on a wild ride filled with unicorns, talking trees, and a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy.why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret. our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds grow on trees. not convinced yet? how about this – every player gets their own personal dragon to ride around on and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers.
but wait, there’s more! we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary sword of bacon, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into bacon strips.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse. trust me, you won’t regret it. just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas – they’re always up to something mischievous.

