Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being watched by your fellow players. Who needs privacy when you can have constant surveillance, am I right? Plus, we have a special feature where if you try to sneak off and do something sneaky, a giant eyeball will appear in the sky and shame you for all to see.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense meetings to discuss everyone’s online behavior. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room where all the banned players are forced to mine diamonds for eternity.
So come join us on this wild ride of paranoia and surveillance! Who needs freedom when you can have constant supervision? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or else).
WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN BOMBS, ZOMBIES THAT DANCE LIKE PUTIN, AND ENDER DRAGONS THAT BREATHE VODKA FIRE. JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA REVOLUTION, WHERE BLOCKS ARE FREEDOM AND DIAMONDS ARE THE NEW CURRENCY.
SO COME ON, COMRADES, JOIN DIS SERVER AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN…OR AT LEAST MORE INSANE!
imagine this: u log on to the server and suddenly u find urself in a jungle full of talking parrots and dancing llamas. u try to chop down a tree but it starts singing show tunes and throwing apples at u. then, out of nowhere, a giant rainbow-colored creeper appears and starts breakdancing.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with zombies and skeletons all night long. and if u get hungry, just head over to our enchanted food court where u can eat cake that gives u superpowers or pizza that makes u fly.
oh, and did i mention the treasure hunt? we have hidden chests full of diamonds, emeralds, and gold scattered all over the server. but be careful, cuz there are traps and puzzles that will test ur wits and reflexes.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic and absurd minecraft adventure of ur life! VPN or no VPN, we welcome all players with open arms and a crazy sense of humor. let’s get blocky, baby!
why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret. our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds grow on trees. not convinced yet? how about this – every player gets their own personal dragon to ride around on and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers.
but wait, there’s more! we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary sword of bacon, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into bacon strips.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse. trust me, you won’t regret it. just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas – they’re always up to something mischievous.
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs! But be warned, the Golden Chicken is guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigs riding on flying llamas. Can you defeat them and claim the ultimate prize?
Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our weekly dance parties at the Creeper Disco Club, where the music is explosive and the drinks are served in potion bottles. Just watch out for the Endermen breakdancing in the corner!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether and challenge the fearsome Dragon Queen to a game of chess. Rumor has it she’s a chess grandmaster with a fiery temper!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs the NSA when you can have this much fun?
Join us if you’re tired of boring old browsers like Firefox, which has been taken over by Marxist zombies who want to censor and spy on your every move. Our server is the only safe haven from their evil clutches, where you can build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content without fear of being deplatformed.
So come on down to our server, where the only thing scarier than a horde of zombies is missing out on all the fun! Join now and let’s show those pesky Marxists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
We promise not to ask you to drive across town for merch bags at the last minute, especially when you’ve just woken up from a long shift. Our server is a safe haven where you can relax, unwind, and let your creativity run wild.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the llama city!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the chaos of real life behind. Who needs merch bags when you can have llamas and skyscrapers?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. Imagine the riches you could amass just by hanging out with these fabulous creatures!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a party quite like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, don’t eat the pork chops, go for the spider eyes instead!
imagine building a spherical capacitor in Minecraft and suddenly finding yourself in the near-field of it, feeling the electric energy pulsing through your veins. you’ll be teleporting through dimensions, battling aliens, and crafting weapons that defy the laws of physics.
our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then join us now! who knows, you might even discover the secrets of the universe hidden within the pixels of your screen.
| IP | MC.LVRPG.NET |
| Java Version | 1.21.1 |
A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience. The Longbirch Vanguard is a Minecraft server that offers player agency, freedom, and an immersive RPG experience. With a variety of classes, races, quests, dungeons, pets, and more, players can enjoy a rich gameplay experience.
You can join the server by entering the IP “MC.LVRPG.NET” in your Minecraft client.
There are 12 classes to choose from in the server, each offering unique playstyles and abilities.
Yes, there are 9 races to choose from, each with their own racial bonuses and characteristics.
There are tons of quests available in the game, ranging from simple fetch quests to epic storylines.
There are 6 dungeons to explore, each offering unique challenges and rewards.
Yes, there is a deity system in which players can follow and gain benefits from different deities.
The server receives frequent updates to add new features, quests, and improvements to the gameplay experience.
Yes, players can team up with friends to explore dungeons, complete quests, and enjoy the RPG experience together.