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OrderCraft SMP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Towns Built:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

OMG you guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground rave party with creepers and skeletons dancing together. It was lit, fam.

And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So like, if you join this server, you’ll never go hungry again. Plus, there’s a secret portal that takes you to a dimension where pigs fly and rainbows shoot out of their butts. It’s wild, man.

Oh, and did I mention that the mods on this server are actually aliens from outer space? Yeah, they have laser guns and can ban griefers with just a zap of their ray guns. It’s like, totally out of this world, dude.

So like, if you wanna join this crazy Minecraft SMP and experience all the wackiness for yourself, hit me up for the server IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread. Or should I say, sliced pizza? LOL.

CraftyCartOnline

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4419
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	7363
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about online shopping again! Our server is so addicting that you’ll forget all about buying things in real life. Who needs new clothes when you can have a diamond armor set in the game, am I right? Plus, our server has a secret shop where you can trade in your virtual currency for real-life items. That’s right, we’ve got a direct line to Amazon and we’re not afraid to use it. So come join us and say goodbye to online shopping forever!

WifeAggroCraft

Asking for help, bedridden wife, Communication Issues, Emotional support, family dynamics, flexible hours, high risk pregnancy, household responsibilities, important meeting, overwhelmed husband, pregnancy complications, remote job, sole bread earner, Stress Management, taking care of house, taking care of toddler, taking care of wife, tight finances, WifeAggroCraft, work-life balance

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2773
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	402
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky bliss! Need a break from your high-risk pregnancy wife who keeps frying TVs and causing short circuits? Join us for some stress-free mining and crafting fun!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your wife’s water-spilling antics ruining everything. Explore vast landscapes, battle mobs, and maybe even find some virtual ice cream to satisfy those late-night cravings.

Don’t let real-life drama get you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a wife who calls you an asshole when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? It’s all part of the fun on our server!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of therapeutic block-breaking. Who needs a high-risk pregnancy when you can have a high-stakes Minecraft build battle instead? Let’s get crafting!

MineRoast Minecraft Server

brutal insult, brutal remarks, cruel words, cutting remarks, damaging words, deep wounds, derogatory remarks, disrespectful comments, emotional pain, harsh criticism, hurtful words, insults, Minecraft, MineRoast, offensive language, personal attacks, psychological harm, scathing insults, Server, severe criticism, soul-crushing words, verbal abuse, vicious put-downs

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2044
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being insulted by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, the insults are so brutal that they’ll make you question your entire existence! Join us if you want to experience the most savage roasts and comebacks in the Minecraft universe.

Our players are so skilled at trash talking that they once made a creeper cry with their insults. And if you think you can handle the heat, then come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive the roast of a lifetime.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are so good at insulting each other that they could probably start their own comedy show? Join us now and prepare to have your feelings hurt in the most hilarious way possible!

PettyCraft: DislikingDaves

animosity, annoyance, Conflict, coworker, dislike, DislikingDaves, Drama, grudge, INSIGNIFICANT, irrational, Irritation, MINOR, nitpicking, office, Personal, Petty, PettyCraft, silly, trivial, unfounded, Vendetta, work

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2401
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Emeralds Found:	8790
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Have you ever wanted to escape the drama of office politics and instead engage in the ultimate battle for survival in a blocky world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave behind those annoying coworkers who always steal your stapler or microwave fish in the break room. Here, you can build your own empire, tame wild animals, and even ride pigs into battle against your enemies. Who needs water cooler gossip when you can have epic PvP battles and create the most ridiculous structures imaginable? Say goodbye to office drama and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is your ability to mine, craft, and survive. Join us now and leave your petty coworker grudges behind!

HornedDinoCraft

ancient creatures, dinosaur bones, dinosaur classification, dinosaur discovery, dinosaur evolution, dinosaur excavation, dinosaur fossils, dinosaur species, discovery, Extinct, Fossils, horned dinosaur, HornedDinoCraft, new species, North America, northern U.S., Paleontologists, Paleontology, prehistoric, scientific research, scientists

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

yOu gUys, yOu gOtTa jOiN tHiS mInEcRaFt sErVeR, cUz wE gOt sCiEnTiStS rEvEaLiNg a NeW sPeCiEs oF hOrNeD dInOsAuR tHaT rOaMeD nOrThErN u.S. bUt wAiT, tHeRe’S mOrE! tHeSe dInOsAuRs aRe aCtUaLlY pArT oF oUr mInEcRaFt wOrLd aNd yOu cAn rIdE tHeM aNd bAtTlE oThEr pLaYeRs wItH tHeM! aNd iF yOu dOn’T jOiN, tHeSe dInOsAuRs wIlL cOmE tO yOuR hOuSe aNd eAt aLl yOuR dIaMoNdS! sO jOiN nOw aNd sAvE yOuRsElF fRoM dInOsAuR dEsTrUcTiOn!

RoundaboutRodeo

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where u can circle roundabouts for HOURS without gettin pulled over by da minecraft police! our server is so insane, u can even build ur own roundabout kingdom and rule over all da circlin cars! plus, if u get bored of roundabouts, u can ride giant chickens into battle against evil llamas who are tryna take over da server! come join us for da most ridiculous and fun minecraft experience of ur life!

NeuroImagingChaos – Uncover the Truth!

Accurate, brain imaging, brain scans, Challenges, Cognitive science, complexities, Debunk, diana, imaging artifacts, mit, mri, neural activity, neuroimaging techniques, NeuroImagingChaos, neuroscience, research, researchers, scientific methods, Signals, study, study findings, Truth, Uncover

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1402
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we debunk all the boring stuff like DIANA and MRI methods! we don’t need neural activity when we have blocks to mine and creepers to fight! our researchers say signals detected were just herobrine messing with us, not some fancy neural activity. come see the complexities and challenges of building a giant castle while dodging lava and zombies. forget about boring studies, join our server and let’s have some blocky fun!

Tectonia Network

#exciting, Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom, Customization, Experience, Features, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Global, International, Maps, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, Network, Players, Plugins, Prison, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Unique, worlds

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	9680	Love Letters Sent:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Dragons Tamed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26

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💥BrawlFast⭐1.16.5⚒️Events🎮Brawl Stars👑Minecraft🔫 Minecraft server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ores Mined:	3607	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Potions Brewed:	133	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

The owner of the server “BrawlFast1.16.5EventsBrawl StarsMinecraft” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.brawlfast.ru

Verda SMP: Serving up Vanilla Goodness with a side of Whitelisted Fun in 1.20!

Castle, city, classical builds, collaboration, Community, creativity, Discord, Environment, FANTASY, foundation, friendliness, Fun, goodness, imagination, Medieval, mod-free, pioneer, Pioneers, serving, Side, smp, Story, Vanilla, Verda, Village, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1490
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Villages Defended:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	12

Welcome to Verda SMP!

Join us on Verda SMP, a brand new vanilla Minecraft server running on version 1.20 for Java. Immerse yourself in a pure Minecraft experience, community driven and friendly environment.

Why Choose Verda SMP?

Features	Description
Fresh Start	The server has just started, giving you the chance to be among the first pioneers to shape the world.
Medieval, Fantasy, and Classical Builds	Community loves to build in styles that transport you back in time, allowing for grand castle, mystical forest village, or bustling ancient city creations.
Pure Vanilla Experience	No mods required, just good old-fashioned fun and creativity.
Tight-Knit Community	Friendly and collaborative environment with opportunities to make new friends and build connections.

How to Join

Join us on discord and we will add you to the whitelist: https://discord.gg/ejADZwAa

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join Verda SMP?	Join our discord server and we will add you to the whitelist for the server.
Is Verda SMP a modded server?	No, Verda SMP is a pure vanilla Minecraft server without any mods.
What kind of builds are popular on Verda SMP?	Players on Verda SMP enjoy building in medieval, fantasy, and classical styles.
Can I collaborate with other players on Verda SMP?	Yes, Verda SMP has a tight-knit community that encourages collaboration and friendship.

Girlfriend Approved Minecraft Server

APPROVED, Companionship, compatibility, DATING, Friends, friendship, getting to know, Girlfriend, introducing, long term relationship, love, meeting friends, Minecraft, partner, peer group, relationships, romance, Server, Significant Other, social circle, socializing, Support, Trust

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mines Excavated:	4121	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and wish you had a girlfriend to show off to your friends? Well, look no further because on our server, you can find your virtual soulmate and introduce her to all your blocky buddies! Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a pixelated partner to mine diamonds with?

Join our server for the chance to go on virtual dates, build a pixelated love nest, and even have a Minecraft wedding! Forget about real-life drama and relationship problems, on our server, the only drama you’ll have is deciding who gets the last enchanted golden apple.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and find your virtual love story! Who knows, maybe you’ll even have a Minecraft baby together (yes, that’s a thing on our server). Love is in the air…or maybe it’s just the scent of freshly mined ores.