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BlockMart – No Bezos Here!
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BezosCraft: No Knives for Kids!
Amazon, BezosCraft, business ethics, CEO, children, consumer protection, corporate responsibility, criminal charges, criminal liability, criminal prosecution, e commerce, internet marketplace, jeff bezos, Kids, knife sales, knives, legal issues, online shopping, Prison, regulatory compliance, Retail, safety regulations, underage salesu know what’s crazier than jeff bezos selling knives to kids? our minecraft server! come join us for a wild ride filled with diamond swords, exploding sheep, and a secret underground base where we keep all the creepers as pets. plus, if u join now, u get a free llama named larry who will spit on all ur enemies. so what r u waiting for? come join the madness before jeff bezos tries to sell u a pickaxe! -
CraftyCash100
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Oh, and did we mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away? You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Spend that $100 on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Your gaming experience will never be the same again!
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Mystic Isles Realms 1.21
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Plus, the in-game currency is actually chocolate coins that you can use to buy magical flying pigs as mounts. And did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with llamas as DJs?
So forget about dkoldies and come join this Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity).
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TemuCraft EU – Unsafe Goods Edition
Accountability, Amazon, Business, consumer protection, consumer rights, ecommerce, Edition, EU, european union, FT reports, Goods, legal responsibility, Liability, marketplace, online shopping, product safety, regulations, Retail, Shein, supply chain, Temu, TemuCraft, Unsafe, unsafe goodsso like, this server is like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got creepers that explode rainbows, pigs that fly, and diamonds that sing when u mine them. u gotta join cuz we got a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. plus, if u find the hidden treasure chest, u get a pet dragon that breathes out marshmallows. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so come on, join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everything into tofu blocks. let’s goooooo!