Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. Or maybe you’re in the mood to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat – we fully support your creative endeavors here.
Oh, and did we mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away? You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Spend that $100 on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Your gaming experience will never be the same again!
You’ll never be bored on this server because there are so many mini-games to play, like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass around a flaming potato before it explodes. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every hour on the hour.
Plus, the in-game currency is actually chocolate coins that you can use to buy magical flying pigs as mounts. And did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with llamas as DJs?
So forget about dkoldies and come join this Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity).
We have more mods and plugins than you can shake a stick at, seriously, it’s like a mod explosion up in here! And the best part? You can pay to win! That’s right, just whip out that credit card and you’ll be the king of the server in no time!
But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games that will blow your mind! Ever wanted to play Minecraft bingo while riding a pig? Well, now you can! And don’t even get me started on our custom-built spawn area, it’s like a disco party mixed with a circus!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown! Just remember, leave your sanity at the door, because things are about to get crazy up in here!
Join our server and say goodbye to the dusty smell, the loud noise, and the struggle of using a shop vac on the stairs. Our virtual vacuums are quiet, efficient, and won’t require you to shut your baby in another room while cleaning. Plus, you can even strap your baby to you and vacuum at the same time – talk about multitasking!
Forget about waiting for your frugal husband to research vacuums for months on end. On our server, you can buy the vacuum of your dreams without any objections. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual Roomba that actually works and doesn’t get stuck every foot it moves.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and vacuum your worries away! Who needs a shop vac when you have a whole virtual world of cleaning possibilities at your fingertips? Join now and start cleaning up the blocky mess in style!
We got all the crazy mods and plugins you never knew you needed, like a flying pig pet that shoots lasers out of its eyes.
And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games – ever wanted to play a game of virtual hot potato with a TNT block? Well, now you can!
Plus, our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build epic structures and troll each other with invisible potion pranks.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring old AliExpress – Minecraft is where the real deals are at!
We even have a special “Devil Control” mini-game where you can banish all your fears of eternal damnation. And if you ever feel the urge to repent, just hit the respawn button and start fresh!
So why waste your Sundays sitting in a pew when you could be crafting and mining with us? Join now and say goodbye to religious obligations and hello to endless entertainment!
Just like in the real world, you can choose to maintain your hedge or let it grow wild and unruly – it’s all up to you! And if your neighbor gets mad and demands a fence, just tell them to build it themselves!
So come on over and show off your landscaping skills while navigating the drama of neighborly disputes. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life? Join us now and let the hedge wars begin!
You wanna genotyping methods? We got that on lock, with 100% sensitivity and specificity, yo! And get this, it’s faster than you can say “creeper” – like 45 minutes fast, fam!
So come on over and join the party, where we’re mixin’ science with Minecraft in the most lit way possible! Don’t miss out on the fun, cuz this server is where it’s at, yo! Let’s get this OBServe.v2 party started!
| Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server, specifically, has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come. |
| Our Minecraft server has variety of features for our members to enjoy. Key to keeping your experience enjoyable is our grief prevention system and friendly admin team. Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players. Plus your pets are also protected in the same fashion! If for some reason there’s ever a problem, our Admin team will investigate and assist whenever necessary. |
| With us focusing on your security, you can focus on enjoying the features on our server that add to your survival chances should you choose to use them, completely free without pay-to-win! Such as our banking system that gives interest for every hour you play. This lets you save up some cash to spend at the Market set up at the Survival Spawn, where our new Merchants offer a small variety of goods, like fish, potions, wood, and other miscellaneous goodies you might be looking for. |
| Bit bored traveling over the same old Minecraft landscape? Our server isn’t just the one traditional Survival world, it’s actually linked to another realm giving you more to explore! Find Zedmun at the Survival Spawn for the opportunity to be transported to our new Amplified World! Added in 1.18, it has all of the new caves and cliffs you could want with the added craziness of being amplified. Additionally, we’re working on adding an Event World and a Creative Plot World that would be accessed via our Hub so you will have even more places to enjoy. We would love to see you here when they launch! |
| Curious why Java and Bedrock were in the same title? Simple, that’s because our server now allows cross-play between the Bedrock and Java versions! Anyone can play on our servers regardless of if they play on console or PC, provided they have a paid Java account of course. That means you get to play with friends you might not of been able to before due to platform restrictions! Plus, with more people able to play on our servers the more fun can be had by all as our community grows. So we are looking forward to seeing you and your friends join us at Davidscloud! |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the Minecraft server? | You can join using IP: dscgames.net and Port: 25565 for the Vanilla (Latest Version) version. For Bedrock Crossplay, use Port: 19132. |
| Do you have a Discord server for support? | Yes, you can join our Discord to learn more about our Minecraft servers, commands, admin support, community rules, and more. Join Discord |
| Can I connect to the server via console? | Yes, you can follow the tutorial at Tutorial Link |
We got pigs flying around like they’re on a sugar rush and cows wearing top hats and monocles.
The trees are made of bacon and the rivers flow with melted butter.
You can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.
It’s like a psychedelic trip through Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory.
Don’t miss out, join now and let the insanity consume you!
Instead of splitting the cost of a virtual pizza down to the last penny, you can enjoy free virtual feasts with your new Minecraft buddies. And don’t worry about faulty plumbing or shoddy construction – our server is built to last, with no leaks or cracks in sight!
So say goodbye to awkward family visits and hello to endless fun and laughter on our Minecraft server. Who needs real-life drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing falling apart is the occasional creeper explosion? Join us now and leave the family drama behind!
Imagine a world where pregnant women battle it out for prime seating, while passengers with heart defects fight for their reserved spots. Will you be the hero who stands up for your seat, or the villain who laughs in the face of adversity?
Embark on a journey filled with intense confrontations and unexpected twists, all while building your dream blocky empire. Who needs real-life drama when you can experience it all in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Or how about mining for diamonds while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers riding on the backs of flying pigs?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and zombies are the dance partners.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will truly mess you up in the best way possible, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious. What fucked you up? Our server will, in the most epic way possible!