Tired of ordering from the evil empire of Amazon? Join our Minecraft server and order all your goods from our virtual marketplace! Our villagers work tirelessly to fulfill all your ridiculous requests, from enchanted diamond swords to golden carrots that make you fly (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any injuries caused by flying carrots). Plus, rumor has it that our Ender Dragon delivers packages faster than Amazon Prime! Join now and say goodbye to Bezos and hello to blocky bliss!
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BlockMart – No Bezos Here!
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BezosCraft: No Knives for Kids!
u know what’s crazier than jeff bezos selling knives to kids? our minecraft server! come join us for a wild ride filled with diamond swords, exploding sheep, and a secret underground base where we keep all the creepers as pets. plus, if u join now, u get a free llama named larry who will spit on all ur enemies. so what r u waiting for? come join the madness before jeff bezos tries to sell u a pickaxe!
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CraftyCash100
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll spit out your diamond armor? Look no further! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers breakdance.Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. Or maybe you’re in the mood to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat – we fully support your creative endeavors here.
Oh, and did we mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away? You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Spend that $100 on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Your gaming experience will never be the same again!
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TemuCraft EU – Unsafe Goods Edition
so like, this server is like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got creepers that explode rainbows, pigs that fly, and diamonds that sing when u mine them. u gotta join cuz we got a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. plus, if u find the hidden treasure chest, u get a pet dragon that breathes out marshmallows. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so come on, join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everything into tofu blocks. let’s goooooo!
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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
so like, this server is like the coolest place to be, you gotta join cuz we have like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. also, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yea, it’s pretty epic. oh, and rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds somewhere in the world. but shh, it’s a secret. join now before the aliens invade and take over the server. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down here.
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SuckCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of using a shop vac as your primary vacuum in Minecraft? Do you feel like it’s a literal pain to use and leaves your back hurting from constantly bending over? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!Join our server and say goodbye to the dusty smell, the loud noise, and the struggle of using a shop vac on the stairs. Our virtual vacuums are quiet, efficient, and won’t require you to shut your baby in another room while cleaning. Plus, you can even strap your baby to you and vacuum at the same time – talk about multitasking!
Forget about waiting for your frugal husband to research vacuums for months on end. On our server, you can buy the vacuum of your dreams without any objections. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual Roomba that actually works and doesn’t get stuck every foot it moves.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and vacuum your worries away! Who needs a shop vac when you have a whole virtual world of cleaning possibilities at your fingertips? Join now and start cleaning up the blocky mess in style!
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QuebecCraft Minecraft Server
lol join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun u will forget that amazon is ceasing operations in quebec! we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. our admin is a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns on command. we hold epic build battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. come join us and escape the harsh reality of amazon leaving quebec, cuz who needs amazon when u have a minecraft server this awesome?!
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OrderCraft SMP
OMG you guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground rave party with creepers and skeletons dancing together. It was lit, fam.And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So like, if you join this server, you’ll never go hungry again. Plus, there’s a secret portal that takes you to a dimension where pigs fly and rainbows shoot out of their butts. It’s wild, man.
Oh, and did I mention that the mods on this server are actually aliens from outer space? Yeah, they have laser guns and can ban griefers with just a zap of their ray guns. It’s like, totally out of this world, dude.
So like, if you wanna join this crazy Minecraft SMP and experience all the wackiness for yourself, hit me up for the server IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread. Or should I say, sliced pizza? LOL.
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CraftyCartOnline
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about online shopping again! Our server is so addicting that you’ll forget all about buying things in real life. Who needs new clothes when you can have a diamond armor set in the game, am I right? Plus, our server has a secret shop where you can trade in your virtual currency for real-life items. That’s right, we’ve got a direct line to Amazon and we’re not afraid to use it. So come join us and say goodbye to online shopping forever!
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PandemicPickle Minecraft SMP
Bro, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, bro, you gotta join this server because the admins are actually aliens from outer space who have come to Earth to mine diamonds with us. I know, crazy right?But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are actually trained ninjas who will challenge you to epic battles for rare loot. And get this, the only way to communicate with them is through interpretive dance. It’s like a rave party every time you encounter a mob!
Oh, and did I mention that the world border is constantly shrinking because a giant lava monster is trying to eat the entire server? Yeah, you gotta stay on your toes and build fast or you’ll be toast!
So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will keep you on your toes, come join us on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!