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Pixel Kingdoms 1.20.3
Yo, bro, like, forget about all that drama, come join our Minecraft server! We got creepers exploding like Fefe’s moans, making you shoot ropes of excitement! And guess what? Our E-Whores are actually just villagers trading emeralds for diamonds! It’s a whole new level of online whoring, man. So come on, join us and experience the epidemic of fun and chaos like never before! -
Why Not Date An Onlyfans Girl? Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only downside is having 1000s of creepers trying to blow up your girlfriend because they’re jealous she’s all yours! But don’t worry, you can protect her with your diamond sword and shield.Join our server and build the most epic base to show off to all the other players. Who needs real work when you can mine for diamonds and create your own empire in the virtual world? Plus, with your girlfriend making 100k/year, you can live a life of luxury without a care in the world.
So come on, join us and embark on crazy adventures, battle mobs, and maybe even find some hidden treasure. Just watch out for those pesky players trying to steal your loot – they’ll never get past your epic defenses!
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NoBoysAllowedCraft
Are you tired of creepy boyfriends ruining your Minecraft party? Join our server where we have a strict no creep policy! Just like Sarah’s boyfriend, Jack, who couldn’t keep his hands to himself at a party, we kick out any players who make others uncomfortable.Imagine a virtual world where you can build and explore without the fear of someone ruining the fun with inappropriate behavior. Our server is a safe space for everyone, except for Jack of course. He’s banned for life.
So come join us and leave the drama at the door. Build, mine, and have a blast with fellow players who respect boundaries. And remember, if you ever feel uncomfortable, just let us know and we’ll handle it faster than Jack can chug a beer!
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SeriesLoverMC SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and guarded by a team of ninja llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Block Party: The Server You’ll Never Say NO To!
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to say “NO” to unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s always up for a friendly game of hide and seek. So why say “NO” to all this craziness when you could be saying “HECK YEAH” instead? Join now and let the madness begin! -
PrisonSwapCraft Minecraft Server
OMG GUYZ, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST PULLED OFF DA BIGGEST PRISONER SWAP SINCE LIKE FOREVER. WE FREED GERSHKOVICH AND WHELAN, LIKE WHO EVEN ARE THEY? BUT THEY MUST BE SUPER IMPORTANT IF WE SWAPPED THEM WITH RUSSIA.SO YEAH, IF U WANNA BE PART OF SOME CRAZY INTERNATIONAL DIPLOMATIC DRAMA, JOIN OUR SERVER. MAYBE U CAN BE THE NEXT HOSTAGE WE SWAP FOR DIAMONDS OR SOMETHING. WHO KNOWS, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS.
ALSO, WE HAVE A PET PIG NAMED VLADIMIR WHO WEARS A TINY USHANKA. IF THAT’S NOT A REASON TO JOIN, I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS.
COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER, ONE PRISONER SWAP AT A TIME. LOLZ.
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Baby Boom Server
lolz, so like, if u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, u gotta know dat we got da most lit community out there. like, we all about supportin’ dem mamas and helpin’ dem have dem babies if dey want. but we ain’t about blockin’ dem choices, nah nah. we all about makin’ dem mamas feel loved and supported while dey do what’s best for demselves. u wanna join a server dat’s all about liftin’ each other up and havin’ a good time, den dis is da place for u. plus, we got da best builds and da craziest adventures waitin’ for u. so come on over and join da fun! -
AI Hallucination Detector 2.0
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the AI is like, totally trippin’ balls? well, do we have the server for u! our scientists have developed this new algorithm that can spot AI ‘hallucinations’ like, 79% of the time! that’s like, way better than other servers, man. imagine all the crazy stuff u can see the AI doing, it’s gonna be a total trip, dude. so come join us and see the AI go wild, it’s gonna be a blast! -
GrannyCraft: The Server Your Mom Warned You About – Now with extra grandma vibes!
GritCraft Minecraft Server Overview
Server Type SMP Version 1.21 Platform Java Style Vanilla Features Hermitcraft-like, Whitelist, Mature players, 4th season FAQs
Question Answer How can I join the server? Contact server owner on Discord: HaleM#6797 Is griefing allowed on the server? No, the server provides a grief and abuse free experience. Are there community projects and events? Yes, the server offers community projects and events for players to participate in. Are there any Discord channels for content creators? Yes, there are Discord channels specifically for content creators on the server. Are there any specific roles on the server? Yes, there are many interesting roles for players to choose from. -
RaidGoons Minecraft Server: Payday 3 Suicide Squad
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because RAIDGoons is here to shake things up! Our server is so intense that even Payday 3 players are on suicide watch because they can’t handle the adrenaline rush of our epic raids.Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a secret base inside a volcano. Our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, we have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
So what are you waiting for? Join RAIDGoons today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!