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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 9707 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”