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Sassy’s ANARCHY | 24hr DeathBan | AntiCheat | Lives | 1.21->1.19

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Sassy’s Anarchy is Semi-Hardcore/Vanilla-Survival!———————————————-Death-ban is 24hrs!We have a lovely new custom menu, which includes things like bounties, the shop and much more!We also use an anti cheat to make the game-play fair (semi-anarchy)

Sassy’s Anarchy is a twitch community server, and we have a very unique style, this server is a throwback to the golden days!We also have other socials to check out!If you are interested in joining a fun, friendly and adult community, join our discord: https://discord.gg/Zxh86R5Also feel free to check out the channel: https://twitch.tv/sassy__x

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Bijou’s Ramen Rave Minecraft Server

Bijou, Bijous, complaining, Eating, Economy, greedy, Manager, Meeting, Minecraft, Narcissistic, nips, ramen, rave, self-absorbed, self-centered, self-centered behavior, self-entitled, self-interested, self-involved, self-obsessed, self-obsession, self-serving, selfish, Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame economy systems and no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and you might just run into Bijou, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. And after that, you can enjoy some delicious ramen with our manager, who is actually a talking llama in disguise.

But enough about them, let’s talk about ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME! I once built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in under 30 seconds. Beat that, nips!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and ridiculous stories. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Blake’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Yang’s hair? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you RWBY fans (or haters, we don’t judge) to come together and unleash your inner Huntsman or Huntress.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Rooster Teeth has shut down (gasp!) and RWBY has been bought by Viz Media (double gasp!). But fear not, Patch will rise again! And if you’re tired of ship fighting, just sit back and enjoy (or ignore) the porn. Yes, you read that right.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy events like arguing about E-Celebs, IRL politics, and of course, not believing their lies. And if you’re feeling lost, just read the Pastebin for some guidance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make this Minecraft server the craziest one in all of Remnant!

CouchPotatoMC Server

argumentative, Blood, brand new couch, bullying, Couch, CouchPotatoMC, devices, discipline, family, Friends, husband, Mother, new couch, Picking, punishment, scabs, Server, step daughter’s behaviour, step daughter’s mum, step-daughter, unreasonable

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

DadLuckMC

DadLuckMC, disrespectful behavior., domestic responsibilities, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, generational differences, intergenerational conflict, marital disputes, marriage problems, Misogyny, parental conflict, parental disapproval, parental expectations, patriarchal attitudes, toxic relationships, traditional gender roles, traditional values, verbal abuse

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a part of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, snarky remarks, and fainting mothers – all in blocky pixel form!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from your own family drama and dive headfirst into someone else’s. Build your own virtual family and see if you can navigate through the chaos and dysfunction just like in real life.

But wait, there’s more! Gain points by standing up to the misogynistic patriarch of the server and defending the honor of all virtual moms out there. Show off your drama queen skills and see if you can outdo our resident drama king.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama never stops and the insanity is always turned up to 11. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our virtual dysfunctional family!

CraftyParents Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of keeping secrets from your parents? Well, join our Minecraft server and let all your secrets out in the form of epic builds and adventures! Our server is so secretive, even your parents won’t be able to find out what you’re up to. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to uncover the ultimate secret of the server. So come join us and let your inner rebel out in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

RegrettableCraft

bad decisions, BETRAYAL, consequences, emotional pain, healing, HEARTBREAK, Intimacy, lessons learned, letting go, MISTAKES, moving on, past experiences, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegrettableCraft, relationships, Self Discovery, self worth, sex, Trust

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to forget about that time you accidentally had sex with a creeper and ended up exploding in more ways than one. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be begging for more insane stories to tell your friends.

From building giant phallic structures to battling a horde of zombie villagers who are just looking for a good time, our server has it all. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

CoastguardCraze: Anchored in China’s Sea

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest coastguard ship in the world parked in the philippines’ exclusive economic zone in the south china sea. why, you ask? because we like to keep things interesting and ramp up tensions in the virtual world! sail the high seas, build your own coastguard ship, and battle it out with other players for control of the sea. who will come out on top? join us and find out! it’s a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of virtual drama. come aboard, matey!

FoodTruckFrenzy

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have trucks full of food that you can eat in the game! imagine munching on a juicy burger or a crispy taco straight from the back of a truck while fighting off creepers and zombies. it’s a culinary adventure like no other! plus, rumor has it that if you eat enough truck food, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a giant chicken into battle. trust us, it’s clucking awesome. so what are you waiting for? join our server and start chowing down on some truck-tastic treats today!

BrainWaveHeadaches

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle in minecraft, when all of a sudden, BAM! you get hit with a massive headache. but fear not, my friend, because on our server, we have cracked the code on how to turn those headaches into pure gaming bliss.

we have this crazy theory that the flow of fluid in your brain is actually connected to the spread of disruption in the game. sounds wild, right? well, it’s true! join our server and experience the mind-blowing connection between neurological symptoms and epic minecraft adventures.

not convinced yet? well, let me tell you about the time one of our players built a rollercoaster that was so intense, it actually cured their migraines. true story! or how about the time someone found a hidden treasure chest that was filled with magical potions that made their headaches disappear in seconds. you can’t make this stuff up, folks.

so come on, join our server and let us show you the wacky world of minecraft where headaches are a thing of the past and the only thing spreading faster than disruption is the fun. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Ores Mined:	8320
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Magic Items Found:	4386
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Towns Built:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	7977	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ores Mined:	7359
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Animals Bred:	44	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Void Armor Forged:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	9968	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Villages Defended:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7724	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Animals Bred:	198	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

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