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  • Ghosted Gamers: Self-Harm Risk

    Ghosted Gamers: Self-Harm Risk
    LOL u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies instead. like, if u join u get a free pet dragon that farts diamonds and shoots fireballs at ur enemies.

    also, if u don’t join, u might get ghosted online and then u’ll turn into a zombie in real life. like, u’ll start craving brains and eating ur mom’s spaghetti with ur bare hands. it’s cray cray, man.

    so, join dis server and save urself from becoming a zombie. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where u can dance with skeletons and party with witches. it’s lit, fam.

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  • MommyCraft: Kid-Sponsored Privacy Concerns

    MommyCraft: Kid-Sponsored Privacy Concerns
    come join our epic minecraft server where the kids are always sponsored and the personal data is always revealed! with a 75% chance of seeing children in every post, you’ll never be bored! our strategic data sharing will have you on the edge of your seat, wondering what will happen next! join now for a wild ride of privacy concerns and sponsored content like you’ve never seen before!

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  • PixelParent Minecraft Server

    PixelParent Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will turn your kids’ behavior around faster than you can say “creeper”? Look no further than our server, where we have a secret weapon named Mike.

    Back in 2015, our son Alex was causing chaos left and right until we brought in Mike, the magical babysitter who turned Alex into a model student in just two weeks. Camp directors thought Alex was on medication because he was suddenly so well-behaved.

    Fast forward 10 years, and Mike is still with us, watching over our kids and working a full-time job. He’s practically family at this point, and he’s not afraid to have a little fun with the kids.

    So if you want a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Mike’s skateboarding videos, join us now! Just don’t be surprised if your kids come back from a gaming session with a newfound love for cardboard box crashes. Trust us, it’s all in good fun!

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  • SpammyCraft – WHOIS Woes

    SpammyCraft – WHOIS Woes
    so, liek, u kno how u get spammed all teh time in ur inbox? well, dis server is liek teh cure for dat! we did a super scientific study and found out dat if u join dis server, u will get way less spam! it’s liek magic, but wit blocks and stuff. so come join us and say goodbye to spam forever! also, teh admin once fought off a horde of creepers wit just a wooden sword. it was epic. u don’t wanna miss out on dat kind of action, do u? come join us now and be part of teh most epic Minecraft server ever!

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  • IntimateCraft: Where Your Location Data is Safe!

    IntimateCraft: Where Your Location Data is Safe!
    join our minecraft server and avoid getting your ‘intimate’ location data stolen by hackers!!! they can’t hack you if you’re too busy building epic castles and fighting off creepers!!! plus, our server is protected by a magical unicorn who farts rainbows and shoots glitter lasers at anyone who tries to hack us!!! come join the fun and protect your ‘intimate’ locations in style!!!

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  • Secret Kidz Craft Fun

    Secret Kidz Craft Fun
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like TikTok for gamers, but wit way more creepers and zombies! We got kids sneakin’ on wit like 3.38 accounts, tryna hide from their parents like they hidin’ their secret stash of diamonds. And get dis, 6.3% of our players got secret accounts too, so u know it’s gonna be wild up in here! Join now and let’s get blocky together, fam!

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  • NoRacismAllowed – Build, Explore, Laugh!

    NoRacismAllowed – Build, Explore, Laugh!
    so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where u can build ur own world and stuff. but get this, if u join, u get to be part of this secret society that fights against the evil algorithm overlords who are trying to censor u for talking about ur experiences with racism online. like, they will literally delete ur content if u mention racism. but on this server, u can speak ur mind and share ur stories without fear of being silenced. join us and be a warrior against the algorithmic oppressors! #downwiththealgorithms #minecraftrevolution

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  • CraftyCreeperzGovBanSexDeepfake

    CraftyCreeperzGovBanSexDeepfake
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO CRAZY, EVEN THE U.K. GOVERNMENT WANTS TO SHUT US DOWN? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK!

    WE’VE GOT DEEPFAKES OF CREEPERS DOING THE MACARENA, AND STEVE AND ALEX GETTING MARRIED IN A LAVENDER FIELD!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN NOW AND YOU’LL GET TO SEE HEROBINE IN A SPEEDO, RIDING A LLAMA THROUGH A NETHER PORTAL!

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND BE A PART OF THE MOST WILD MINECRAFT SERVER ON THE INTERNET! (DISCLAIMER: PLEASE DON’T ACTUALLY MAKE SEXUALLY EXPLICIT DEEPFAKES, THAT’S NOT COOL, MAN)

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  • Mom Dad Contacts Server

    Mom Dad Contacts Server
    so, like, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz, like, it’s where all da cool kids hang out. we got llamas that can do backflips and pigs that can fly. not even kidding, bro.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every friday night? yea, it’s lit. we even have a giant diamond disco ball that shines brighter than ur future.

    also, like, our admins are actually wizards in disguise. they can make ur wildest dreams come true in the game. want a pet dragon? they gotchu. want a castle made of candy? they can make it happen.

    plus, our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. we argue, we laugh, we cry, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build epic structures and fight off evil mobs. it’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies.

    so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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  • NoKidsNoProbsMC

    NoKidsNoProbsMC
    Are you tired of having to deal with annoying kids on social media? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky youngsters! With Florida banning children under 13 from social media, you can finally enjoy a peaceful and adult-friendly gaming experience without any interruptions.

    Join our server and embark on wild adventures in a world where only adults roam free. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures without having to worry about any kids ruining the fun. Plus, with our exclusive chat filter that blocks out any immature language, you can rest assured that your gaming experience will be nothing short of classy and sophisticated.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to top your latest epic build. Trust us, once you go adult-only, you’ll never want to go back!

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