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Every Guy I Meet On The Internet Wants To Date Me Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of being constantly hit on while trying to play Minecraft? Join our SMP where the only attention you’ll be getting is from creepers trying to blow you up! No more awkward conversations or unwanted advances, just good old-fashioned block building and survival. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense that even Endermen are scared to teleport near it. So come join us and finally enjoy some peace and quiet while you craft your way to victory! -
CraftyCreeperLove
Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong caves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find your pixelated soulmate! Our server is filled with eligible players just waiting to craft a connection with you. Who needs Tinder when you have diamond swords and pickaxes to win someone’s heart?Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being ghosted again because our players are always online, ready to chat and mine together. Plus, rumor has it that two players who met on our server actually got married in real life! Talk about a love story for the ages.
So if you’re looking for love, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of creep(er)y excitement, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just dig up a diamond in the rough.
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MC Sugars
MCSugars is a mostly-vanilla Survival server with Java and Bedrock compatibility. All ranks are completely free through completing rankup tasks and you can’t buy them. Keep inventory is enabled and there are land claim features to protect you builds! Griefing is strictly prohibited. You can buy free perks such as /fly using sugar tokens gained from voting or doing events!
mcsugars.com
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Chin-Ease Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the Chinese players are absolutely dominating the game. Rumor has it they’ve discovered a secret recipe for unlimited diamonds and are building giant panda statues all over the map.But that’s not all! Our server has a special plugin that turns all the creepers into cute little kittens that explode with confetti instead of TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs!
So why wait? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!
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Eclipsya
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A unique Survivable server with a fun gaming experience, a balanced economy system, and special and challenging events. A warm and supportive community and dedicated staff are waiting for you to make every moment unforgettable. Enter now and start your adventure!
Eclipsya.reviverealm.net
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Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server for an out-of-this-world experience! We have secret gardens, ice dragon sagas, and killer wives cleaning up secret parties – what more could you ask for? Our upcoming special recruit is so mysterious, they haven’t even been named yet! And don’t even get me started on our costume passes – beat the gun in style with our Volume pass. Plus, we have codes that will make you say “STAYTACTICALEEEEEEEE”! Join us for an unbreakable, two-year-long adventure that will leave you wanting more! Remember, NIKKE is the place to be for all your entertainment needs – don’t miss out on the fun! -
FAX BOUT STRAYA Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Whores are illegal on the East coast, but here they do it for free! That’s right, free entertainment for all!
2. We have the #1 spot for the earliest bedtime on any Minecraft server. Get your beauty sleep and wake up refreshed for a day of blocky adventures.
3. Tourists can’t speak English good here, so they leave cut up bank cards everywhere. Free money for all!
4. Tobacco is a mafia game on our server, and the homeless eat all the ciggy butts. It’s a wild west out here in the world of blocks.
5. The road rules are designed to kill you, but don’t worry, respawning is enabled!
6. If your neighbors report you for using too much water, the police will pepper spray you. It’s a spicy way to keep things interesting.
7. Ibises poo bin juice everywhere, making it really slippery. Watch your step or you might slide into a hilarious situation.
8. Echidnas are immune to BDSM and cannot be forced to orgasm, even with electroshock. This makes breeding them in captivity quite the challenge. Who knew Minecraft could get so kinky?
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Thanks for learning with us, and we can’t wait to see you in the world of blocks!
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AstraLegends
Astra Legends Is Indonesian server with much features ! Ranks / Economy / special weapon and much more!!
play.astralegends.com:25567