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Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3059
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where things get spicy and steamy in more ways than one! Join us on our server, where we have a special Erotic Roleplay Thread for all you naughty players out there. Get ready to get hot and bothered as you explore our world filled with sexy surprises and scandalous shenanigans.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous elves who have been banished from the North Pole for being too naughty. They’ve brought their naughty list with them and are looking for players who can keep up with their wild antics.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries and explore the more risqué side of gaming, then come join us on /ERP/ – Erotic Roleplay ThreadOn The Naughty List Edition. Just be prepared for things to get a little… heated.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – the Erotic Roleplay ThreadWhip into Shape Edition! Join us for some steamy adventures in the pixelated world, where anything goes and everyone is encouraged to let their wildest fantasies run wild.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a hot tub filled with lava, surrounded by a group of shirtless villagers dancing to the beat of a jukebox playing “Baby Got Back”. And that player? They never looked back.

But that’s not all! We have epic quests that involve slaying dragons with nothing but a carrot, building giant statues of Steve in compromising positions, and engaging in intense battles of rock-paper-scissors to determine who gets the last piece of cake.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your character too, if you catch my drift). Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Dragon Scales Harvested:	318	Meteorites Collected:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – the Erotic Roleplaying ThreadGym Edition! Join us for some steamy Minecraft action as we work out our muscles and our imaginations.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with sexy NPCs. They had to seduce their way out of danger, and let’s just say things got hot and heavy real quick.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater love cave where players can engage in mermaid roleplays, complete with fishy kisses and underwater cuddles. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a rare dolphin companion to join in on the fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild ride filled with erotic adventures and unexpected twists. Just remember to bring your imagination and a sense of humor – things are about to get spicy!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – the Erotic Roleplaying ThreadCheer Edition! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with steamy encounters and scandalous plots.

Ever wanted to roleplay as a sexy creeper seducing unsuspecting players? Or perhaps you fancy yourself as a sultry Enderman looking for love in all the wrong places? Our server is the perfect place to let your wildest fantasies run wild!

But that’s not all – we also have a special Cheer Edition where players can dress up in their favorite cheerleader outfits and shake their pom-poms while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knew Minecraft could be so sexy and fun?

So come join us on our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, love, and lust. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to get a little bit naughty – after all, anything goes in the world of Minecraft ERP!

Minecraft SMP – /LOL/ – Laugh Out Loud Land

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4364
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Emeralds Found:	3697
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where things get steamy in more ways than one! Join us for some hot and heavy action in our Erotic Roleplaying Thread, where you can let your wildest fantasies run wild with our Dual Demons Edition.

Ever wanted to seduce a creeper? Or maybe get down and dirty with a zombie? Anything is possible in our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the EULA, but who reads that anyway?).

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you saying “I never knew mining could be so sexy!” So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into our world of passion and pleasure. Just be sure to bring some protection, because things tend to get a little… explosive around here.

Minecraft SMP: /ERP/ – Endermen Roleplaying Party

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where things get a little… spicy. Join us on /ERP/ – the Erotic Roleplay ThreadCheer Edition!

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with steamy roleplay scenarios that will make your blocky world sizzle. From hot tub parties to romantic picnics by the lava pool, there’s never a dull moment on /ERP/.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dancer, a mysterious player who can bust a move like no other. Rumor has it that anyone who challenges them to a dance-off will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Can you handle the heat?

So come join us on /ERP/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Get ready for a wild ride filled with love, lust, and lots of laughs. See you in the steamy world of Minecraft!

NickCraft: The Newsletter Ninja

aita, Alexander, back to school, berated, birth certificate, club, complaint, face of, full name, girly name, Humiliating, Lex, Make it right, middle name, mom, Newsletter, NickCraft, Nickname, ninja, school newsletter, serious, student log in, Using

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9156
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Buildings Constructed:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	5976
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of being called by your boring, sophisticated name like Alexander? Want to spice things up and join a Minecraft server where you can be known as the one and only Lex? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us on this wild adventure where your mom’s opinions don’t matter and you can embrace your inner Lex without any judgment. We’ve even got a special club just for players who go by cool nicknames like Lex, so you’ll fit right in.

Don’t let your mom hold you back from being the awesome Lex that you were meant to be. Join our server today and show her that Lex is the name of the future, baby! Let’s get crafting and building, Lex-style!

Abuse-Free SMP: Escaped & Thriving

Abuse, AbuseFree, breaking the cycle, courage, domestic violence, empowerment, escape plan, escaped, family dynamics, healing, mental health, moving out, ReBuilding, resilience, safety planning, self love, self-care, smp, starting over, support system, Survival, Therapy, THRIVING, Trauma recovery

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Crops Grown:	4633	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of living in a house where the creepers are the least of your worries? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only abusive thing you’ll encounter is the way our players abuse the chat with their terrible puns!

Escape your real-life drama and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you have enough diamonds to make that epic armor. Build your dream home, make friends with fellow survivors, and leave your abusive past behind in a cloud of pixelated dust.

Join now and start a new chapter in your life where the only griefing you’ll experience is from that one player who keeps stealing your crops. It’s time to break free from the shackles of your old life and start fresh in a world where the only toxicity is from the poison potions you accidentally drank. Let’s craft a brighter future together, one block at a time!

SadCraft2021

depression, Despair, emotional, emotions, Grief, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Loss, Melancholic, Melancholy, Memories, Nostalgia, Pain, SadCraft2021, Sadness, Sensitive, sorrow, sorrowful, Tears, triggers

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5251
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Ores Mined:	6946
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of feeling sad and lonely in the real world? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can drown your sorrows in a virtual world of pixelated fun! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all your real-life problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and battling creepers.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about feeling sad again, because our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long. Need a pick-me-up? Just hop on our server and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the Nether.

So why waste your time feeling sad when you could be having the time of your life on our Minecraft server? Join us now and let the laughter begin!

SinwarCraft – Not Your Average Cross-Dressing Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8241
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where yahya sinwar is hiding in plain sight dressed as a woman! you never know when he will pop out and start building with you! maybe he will even challenge you to a build battle while wearing his fabulous dress! join now for the chance to meet this mysterious figure and uncover all the secrets he holds in our wacky world of blocks and pixels!

HiberCraft: Save Lives & Chill

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7094
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Gods Slained:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Votes:	5044
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where you can literally go into suspended animation like you’re in a sci-fi movie? Well, guess what? Our server has got you covered!

We’ve got this crazy drug called Donepezil or DNP that can put you in a hibernation-like state, slowing down organ damage and giving you more time to reach the hospital in case of emergencies. Imagine being chased by a creeper and just popping a pill to go into suspended animation, giving you a chance to escape and come back to fight another day!

Join our server now and experience the wildest medical emergencies in Minecraft history! Who needs potions when you’ve got suspended animation drugs, am I right? Let’s save lives and have a blast doing it!

NaziHavenMC Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5234
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Magic Items Found:	8030
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the idea of Nazis hiding out in northern Idaho? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about history. Join us and uncover the secrets of Hyperborea in northern Idaho – who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into the infamous ghostly figure. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more twisted than a pretzel in a tornado!

TroonityCraft SMP – BTFOrealm

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6424
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got players so skilled, they make Trinity look like a bunch of noobs. Christroons? More like Chri-sto-gone because they won’t stand a chance against our epic community.

Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the forces of good and the forces of…well, not so good. Our players are so dedicated, they’ll do anything to come out on top, even if it means sacrificing their diamond armor in a lava pit.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, known far and wide for your epic builds and insane PvP skills. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

MethCraftMILKickout

anger, baby, cut contact, danger, Date night, DAUGHTER, family, forgiveness, grandmother, harsh response, Help, horrible decision, MethCraftMILKickout, mother-in-law, ring doorbell, slip ups, smoking meth, Sober, Threats

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Buildings Constructed:	38
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Magic Items Found:	3917	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law smoking meth on your front porch? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’ll make your family drama look like child’s play. We promise you won’t find any mother-in-laws smoking meth here (unless they’re role-playing, of course).

Join now and experience the thrill of cutting off toxic family members while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures instead? So come on, join us and leave the real-life craziness behind!

CreeperExGoneMad

BETRAYAL, Breakup, Closure, controlling behavior, crazy ex, CreeperExGoneMad, emotional baggage, ex, HEARTBREAK, Insecurity, Jealousy, love gone wrong, Manipulation, moving on, possessiveness, red flags, relationships, Revenge, toxic behavior, unhealthy attachment, warning signs

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4222
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Farms Harvested:	270
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Are you tired of dealing with your crazy ex in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a giant statue of your ex and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze full of traps to symbolize the emotional rollercoaster they put you through. Trust us, nothing is more therapeutic than pixelated revenge! Plus, rumor has it that your ex is also playing on the server, so you can finally settle the score once and for all in a battle to the death (in-game, of course). Join now and let the drama unfold!

CraftyTelegram Minecraft Server

Ban, Censorship, Communication, communication app, CraftyTelegram, digital rights, ENCRYPTION, Government, India, internet, investigation, legal action, messaging app, messaging platform, Minecraft, privacy, regulatory scrutiny, SECURITY, Server, social media, Technology, Telegram, user data

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Void Armor Forged:	25	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Runes Activated:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

so, this server is like a wild ride through a land of blocky chaos and madness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow. but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. yes, you heard that right, CAKE.

if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this: our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you bring him a diamond block. oh, and did i mention that our spawn point is actually a giant disco ball that plays dubstep remixes of classic minecraft tunes?

so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.