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  • Review Queens Server

    Review Queens Server

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    so, like, this server is like totally awesome, man. like, we did this study with like 1.2 billion observations and found out that women are, like, way better at rating stuff online than men. it’s, like, a whole gender rating gap thing, dude. and, like, the reason is because, like, women who are unhappy are, like, less likely to leave a review because they’re scared of getting, like, negative feedback and stuff.

    so, like, if you wanna be on a server where the ladies are, like, totally ruling the reviews and stuff, then you gotta join us, man. plus, we have, like, insane stories that will blow your mind, like one time a creeper and a zombie got into a dance battle and everyone was, like, cheering them on. it was, like, epic, dude.

    so, like, come join us on this server where the women are rocking the ratings and the crazy stories will keep you entertained for hours. it’s, like, the best place to be, man.

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  • Pay2WinCraft

    Pay2WinCraft

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with payed steam reviews that are more cringeworthy than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, lava surfing competitions, and a secret underground base where all the sheep are actually undercover spies for the Ender Dragon.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his chicken subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a lifetime supply of feathered friends.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for a truly epic and ridiculous Minecraft experience? Come on in and let the madness begin!

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  • Goon Realm 1.20

    Goon Realm 1.20

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    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy. It’s that epic!

    First off, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes, but instead of a genie lamp, they use diamond pickaxes. So you know you’re in for a wild ride of craziness and shenanigans.

    And get this, the players on this server are like a pack of wild wolves, but instead of howling at the moon, they’re building epic castles and roller coasters. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun!

    Oh, and did I mention the secret underground club where you can chill with friendly creepers and dance to sick beats? Yeah, it’s a thing on this server. So come join us and let’s get our blocky adventure on! Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

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  • GrannyVax Minecraft Server

    GrannyVax Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house! But don’t worry, our server has a respawn feature that brings you back to life in no time.

    Need a break from family drama? Join our server and build a virtual family with other players who understand the struggles of dealing with overbearing grandparents and in-laws. Plus, our chat feature allows you to vent about your real-life problems while crafting epic castles and battling mobs.

    So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you escape to a world where the only drama is whether or not to team up with a group of skeletons to take down a pack of zombies? Join us now and leave the real world behind for a while.

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  • NurseRageCraft

    NurseRageCraft

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    Are you tired of dealing with dinosaur nurses who think they’re the queen bees of the hospital? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where hierarchy means nothing and everyone is equal – except for the creepers, they’re always out to get you.

    Picture this: you’re a newbie nurse just trying to save lives in the emergency department, but suddenly you’re getting berated by a senior nurse who thinks she’s the ultimate boss. But fear not, because on our server, you can clap back and tell her to back the heck off without any consequences! Plus, we have virtual gowns for all your heart attack patients, so you’ll never forget to change them again.

    And if you ever feel guilty for standing up for yourself, don’t worry – we have a whole community of players who will have your back and tell you that you’re not the asshole. So come join us on our Minecraft server, where drama and personal life excuses are left at the door, and the only thing that matters is having a good time and building epic structures. See you there, nurse warriors!

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  • SadBoiGamer Minecraft SMP

    SadBoiGamer Minecraft SMP

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    Bruh, if you ain’t joining this lit Minecraft SMP, you’re gonna be sadder than a creeper without its boom! We got diamonds for days, like seriously, our mines are so OP even Herobrine is jealous. And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – it’s like watching two llamas fight over a carrot, pure chaos and entertainment.

    But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family of chickens trying to survive in a world full of wolves. We have the craziest events, like a parkour race where the winner gets a pet zombie pigman (don’t ask how we got it, it’s a long story involving a witch and a potion gone wrong).

    So if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s more fun than riding a pig off a cliff, then come on over and join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, like finding a secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, it’s that kind of server.

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  • Block Breakup

    Block Breakup

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    Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong places? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to relationship drama! Our server is the perfect place to escape from the heartbreak of real life and focus on building epic structures with your new blocky besties.

    Signs that your relationship is completely over: – Your partner starts griefing your builds in-game – They refuse to share their diamonds with you – They keep accidentally pushing you into lava pits – They change their skin to a creeper to scare you

    Don’t waste your time on a relationship that’s as dead as a zombie in the sunlight. Join our server and start crafting a new love story with players who will never let you down (unless they accidentally hit you with a pickaxe).

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  • CraftyCreeperKills

    CraftyCreeperKills

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    Yo, yo, yo! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where you can take down some ISIS members in eastern Iraq? Well, look no further, cuz on our server, you can do just that! We got four ISIS dudes, including two big bosses, just waiting for you to come and show ’em who’s boss! Join now for the ultimate battle of good vs. evil, Minecraft style! Let’s show those terrorists who’s really in charge in this blocky world! Join now and let’s kick some ISIS butt together!

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  • Hot Mess Craft

    Hot Mess Craft

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    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Forget about global warming, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing melting is your brain from all the fun you’ll be having!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs come by, wearing sunglasses and top hats. Or how about building a giant toilet house because why the heck not? The possibilities are endless on this server!

    Join us now and become part of the wackiest community in Minecraft history. Who needs real life disasters when you can have virtual chaos and laughter with us? Don’t miss out, join now and let’s make 2024 the year of epicness!

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  • Pixel Oasis 1.21.3

    Pixel Oasis 1.21.3

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    Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Kiki experience! Build your own champyons and fight against the autistically adorable Kiki herself! Explore the Kikiverse and discover hidden treasures while listening to Kiki’s ASMR collection. Don’t miss out on the Kiki AI LoRA for Stable Diffusion – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! And if that’s not enough, we have a Kiki Doom 2 WAD for all you hardcore gamers out there. Join now for a wild ride through the world of Kiki!

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