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BlockMart – No Bezos Here!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Love Letters Sent:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Tired of ordering from the evil empire of Amazon? Join our Minecraft server and order all your goods from our virtual marketplace! Our villagers work tirelessly to fulfill all your ridiculous requests, from enchanted diamond swords to golden carrots that make you fly (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any injuries caused by flying carrots). Plus, rumor has it that our Ender Dragon delivers packages faster than Amazon Prime! Join now and say goodbye to Bezos and hello to blocky bliss!

NephewNest – Family-friendly Minecraft Server

child neglect, child welfare, communication breakdown, Emotional support, emotional trauma, family conflict, family counseling, family dysfunction, family intervention, Family issues, Familyfriendly, kidnapped nephew, long-term effects, Minecraft, missing child, nephew’s feelings, nephew’s well-being, NephewNest, offer of help, parenting struggles, Server, sibling dynamics, sibling support, therapy refusal

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your uncle’s conspiracy theories? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where missing nephews come back with superpowers and mysterious pasts.

Our server is so wild, even your nephew’s wildest dreams can’t compare. Explore a world where family drama meets pixelated adventures. Will your nephew run away and start a new life in the virtual world? Only time will tell!

With more twists and turns than your nephew’s rollercoaster of emotions, our server will keep you on the edge of your seat. Join now and see if you can uncover the truth behind your nephew’s disappearance and his dad’s hidden feelings.

Don’t miss out on the drama, the mystery, and the pure insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have virtual worlds to escape to? Join now and let the chaos begin!

DreamCraft Minecraft Server

bizarre dreams, dream analysis, dream experiences, dream exploration, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream meanings, dream memories, dream psychology, dream recall, dream research, dream symbols, dream therapy, DreamCraft, lucid dreaming, Minecraft, Server, strange dreams, subconscious mind, surreal experiences, unusual dreams, vivid dreams, Weird Dreams

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6706
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Votes:	5721	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Have you ever dreamt of riding a giant chicken through a field of rainbow sheep while being chased by a horde of dancing creepers? Well, if you join our Minecraft server, that dream could become a reality! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild – who knows what kind of bizarre dreams you’ll have next!

HateCrafters

annoying behavior, arrogance, bad attitude, BETRAYAL, dishonesty, disrespectful actions, ENTITLEMENT, first impression, HateCrafters, immediate hate, inconsiderate behavior, insensitivity, lack of empathy, lack of integrity, lack of respect, negative energy, negative qualities, rude manners, Selfishness, superiority complex, untrustworthy

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Do you ever just meet someone and immediately want to punch them in the face? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and let out all your pent-up aggression on unsuspecting players. Who needs therapy when you have virtual violence, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but beware, they spit when they’re angry.

So why join our server? Because where else can you punch people in the face and battle llamas for control of a virtual world? It’s a wild ride, my friend. Strap in and get ready for some ridiculousness.

HinduPilgrimMCServer

#jammu, bus attack, bus bombing, extremism, Hindu, Hindu community, Hindu pilgrimage, HinduPilgrimMCServer, India, Indian news, indian politics, pilgrims, Religious, religious conflict, religious persecution, religious violence, Terrorism, terrorism in India, terrorism in Jammu, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2979
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

u kno wat wud b a bettr way to spend ur time than gettin attacked on a bus? PLAYIN MINECRAFT ON DIS EPIC SERVER! we got so many cool things like giant chickens that drop diamonds and lava slides that lead to secret treasure rooms. plus, u can build ur own temple and pretend ur a hindu pilgrim without the risk of gettin attacked. so join now and avoid the bus drama, cuz we all kno minecraft is way more fun than real life anyway!

MalawiCraft: Air Force One Down

accident, Africa, Air, air disaster, Aviation, Condolences, crash site, force, Government, investigation, leadership, Loss, Malawi, Malawian politics, MalawiCraft, mourning, national tragedy, News, plane accident, plane crash, Political, Tragedy, vice president

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9331
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

so like, u know how boring it is to play on regular minecraft servers? well guess what, our server is so lit that even the vice-president of Malawi wanted to join. but then he got too hyped and crashed his plane trying to land on our server. RIP, but hey, at least he died doing what he loved, right? join now and maybe you’ll become the next victim of our epicness. just kidding, but seriously, join now before it’s too late and you miss out on all the fun and chaos. peace out, homies!

MidLifeCraft速

25, age, aging, aging gracefully, aging perspective, aging process, Average, fast aging, getting older, Life, life stages, middle age, middle of life, midlife crisis, MidLifeCraft速, Perception, SPEED, Time, time flies, time passing, time perception

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5966
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and rainbow unicorns that shoot laser beams outta their eyes! If that ain’t enough to get you hyped, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Plus, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a potato sack race. So come on down and join the fun, cuz this server is lit AF!

CardboardCam: X-Ray Vision Chip

Advanced technology, Cardboard, cardboard imaging, CardboardCam, Chip, Futuristic technology, imaging chip, imaging technology, innovation, miniature technology, object imaging, research, research development, scientific breakthrough, Smartphone, smartphone technology, Superman, Superpowers, tiny chip, vision, x-ray vision, X-ray vision chip, Xray

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9332
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

so like, have you ever wanted to see through stuff like superman but without all the radiation and stuff? well, guess what, we got a minecraft server that lets you do just that! we got this tiny chip thingy that can take pictures through cardboard, like how cool is that?? you can spy on your friends without them even knowing, it’s like being a secret agent but in minecraft! join our server and become the ultimate spy master, no x-rays needed, just some good ol’ cardboard and a smartphone chip. come on, you know you want to see what your friends are up to when they think no one’s watching. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

AmagamiCraft Minecraft Server

amagami-san chi no enmusubi, AmagamiCraft, chapter release, comedy, Drama, friendship, high school, Jealousy, Korean, Korean raws, Love Triangle, manatoki341, Manga, manhwa, Minecraft, online reading, relationships, romance, school life, Server, Shoujo, slice of life, webcomic, webtoon

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8947
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
New Chunks Explored:	372927	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Dimension Hops:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fast-paced as a K-pop comeback? Look no further, because our server is so ahead of the game that we’ve already got the next chapter of the latest manhwa out in Korean! Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and staying one step ahead of the curve. Who knows, maybe we’ll even predict the next big Minecraft update before it’s even announced! So come on, join us and be part of the craziest, most unpredictable server around.

PyCrafter Minecraft Server

C code, C community, C development, C syntax, c#, C++ Programming, coding, computer science, Minecraft, programming, Programming Languages, PyCrafter, Python, Python and C comparison, Python code, Python community, Python development, python programming, Python syntax, Python vs C, Server, Software Development, Technology

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7639
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Python and C fucked and had a baby! This server is the perfect blend of programming prowess and gaming greatness.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where coding meets crafting. Build epic structures with the efficiency of Python and the precision of C.

But beware, this baby is a little unpredictable. One minute you could be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you could be chased by a horde of code-monster creepers.

So why join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of battling bugs while battling zombies at the same time? Plus, rumor has it that the baby has inherited some pretty cool superpowers from its parents.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and see if you can survive the ultimate coding challenge on our Python and C baby Minecraft server!

SisStealsPlusOne Minecraft Server

brother’s plus one, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, guest list, guest list drama, Minecraft, relationship dynamics, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisStealsPlusOne, wedding conflicts, wedding decisions, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding etiquette issues, wedding guest drama, wedding guests, wedding invitations, wedding invite, wedding planning

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1583
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of potion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper exploding!

Looking for a server where family feuds are more intense than a battle with the Ender Dragon? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, with plot twists and betrayals that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about your fellow players.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than redstone contraptions. Will you choose loyalty to your friends or follow your heart down a path of drama and chaos?

Forget about building epic structures and mining for diamonds, the real adventure on our server is navigating the treacherous waters of family dynamics and love triangles. Who needs enchanted gear when you have juicy gossip to uncover and alliances to forge?

So come on down to our server and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of emotions that will make you laugh, cry, and maybe even question your own sanity. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more explosive than a TNT block is the drama that unfolds every day. Join now and let the chaos begin!