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  • > Normal Faggots Minecraft SMP: Ubislop Buyers

    > Normal Faggots Minecraft SMP: Ubislop Buyers

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing with normalfaggots who are still buying Ubislop? Join our Minecraft SMP where only the coolest, most elite gamers hang out. We have diamond armor-wearing llamas as our guards and our spawn point is guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of TNT.

    But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to have a secret underground city where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for stacks of diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swipe.

    So why waste your time with the normies when you can join our epic Minecraft SMP and become a legend in your own right? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a normalfaggot, you’re a Minecraft master!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Gun Runners Minecraft Server

    Gun Runners Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you and your cat to thrive in the face of imminent destruction!

    Join us and learn how to build epic fortresses to protect yourself from the impending apocalypse. Our experienced players will teach you how to craft powerful weapons and armor to fend off any threats that come your way.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there are secret portals on our server that lead to alternate dimensions where you can battle mythical creatures and collect rare loot. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you and your feline friend will embark on?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate defender of your world (and your cat)!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BlockyBootyLand

    BlockyBootyLand

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to hang out.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty Beach, where players can find rare treasures buried in the sand. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the Mushroom Kingdom, where everything is upside down and the cows speak in rhymes.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the zombies do the Thriller dance, the skeletons wear sunglasses, and the villagers throw wild parties every night? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ExWifePayback Minecraft Server

    ExWifePayback Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing Minecraft on our server, when suddenly a wild Fortnite gift card appears! But wait, there’s a twist – your 13-year-old son accidentally uses his mom’s debit card to buy $25 worth of game credits! And now, you’re caught in the middle of a hilarious family feud over who owes who what.

    Join our server for the most epic gaming drama you’ve ever experienced! Will you side with the mom demanding immediate Venmo payment, or will you laugh it off with some emojis like the dad? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else. So come on over and let the Minecraft madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crafty Online Orders: Where Creepers Deliver Your Packages!

    Crafty Online Orders: Where Creepers Deliver Your Packages!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to embrace your inner scammer! Join us and learn how to finesse your way to free diamonds and emeralds by pretending you never received your virtual goods. Our community is full of expert scammers who will teach you the art of the refund hustle.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Scamming Olympics, where players compete to see who can pull off the biggest heist in Minecraft history. From tricking other players into trading their best items for a stick to convincing the server admin to promote you to admin, the possibilities are endless!

    So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft scamming champion!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • AquaNoob in Minecraft SMP

    AquaNoob in Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you, the hardest part of swimming is not drowning! Like, you gotta make sure you don’t forget how to breathe underwater, it’s like, super important. And on this Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy underwater city where you gotta swim to get to the shops and stuff. It’s like a whole new level of swimming skills required, bro.

    But don’t worry, we have this secret potion that turns you into a mermaid for like, 10 minutes. It’s wild, man. And if you join our server, you get a free mermaid potion every week. How cool is that?

    Oh, and did I mention the underwater treasure hunts? Yeah, we hide diamonds and emeralds in the ocean and you gotta swim like a maniac to find them. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) treasure hunt, bro.

    So, if you wanna test your swimming skills and become a pro mermaid, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP. It’s the craziest, most epic server out there. Plus, we have a pet dolphin named Steve who does backflips for diamonds. Yeah, it’s that awesome.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockPartyMadness

    BlockPartyMadness

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever been attacked by a horde of killer bunnies in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as you navigate through insane challenges like dodging exploding chickens and battling giant zombie pigs. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Modi’s Repatriation Minecraft Server

    Modi’s Repatriation Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! picture this: a server where all the players are actually secret agents working for modi’s government to repatriate 18,000 indians living in US illegally. yep, u heard that right. join our server and help us take down the illegal immigrants one block at a time. but wait, there’s more! not only will u be saving the day, but u’ll also get to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and build a secret base in the clouds. so what r u waiting for? join our server now and be a hero in the most epic minecraft adventure ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Oil Depot Raid: Trump’s Revenge

    Oil Depot Raid: Trump’s Revenge

    New Minecraft Servers

    lmao fam, dis server be lit like a ukraine drone hittin’ a russian oil depot! we got more action than trump floatin’ fresh russia sanctions, yo! join dis server if u wanna be part of the craziest minecraft adventure eva! we got creepers dancin’ like they at a rave, villagers hustlin’ like they in a market, and ender dragons flyin’ around like they own the place. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis madness! come join us and let’s make minecraft history together, fam!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Block Party: White Flight Edition

    Block Party: White Flight Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where black immigrants attract white residents to neighborhoods and native black residents move out like a reverse gentrification party! it’s like a game of musical chairs but with houses! watch as the white residents build their fancy mansions while the black residents scramble to find a new place to live. it’s a race against time, who will win? who will lose? join now to find out and be a part of this crazy social experiment in minecraft form!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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