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  • ZuckCraft: Delete the Meta!

    ZuckCraft: Delete the Meta!
    Are you tired of being under the thumb of the social media oligarchy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from Zuck’s reign of terror! Join us and leave behind the shackles of Instagram, Facebook, and all those other meta platforms.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world free from the prying eyes of big tech. Want to create a giant statue of Mark Zuckerberg made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to recreate the entire metaverse and then blow it up with TNT? The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground resistance movement against Zuck and his cronies. We’ve got a network of secret tunnels, hidden bases, and even a secret handshake (spoiler alert: it involves doing the chicken dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head).

    So if you’re ready to stick it to the man and have a hilarious time doing it, join our server today! Just remember, the first rule of fight club…oops, wrong resistance movement. Just join the server, okay?

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  • BlockBuster69: PolicePursuitFAIL

    BlockBuster69: PolicePursuitFAIL
    lol this server is so lit, even ex-TV stars and sex offenders wanna join! they be tauntin’ the police on social media like “can’t catch me, i’m too busy building my epic castle in this server!” join us for a wild ride, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! come build, explore, and troll to your heart’s content. who knows, you might even make friends with a celebrity or two! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • PixelPic Minecraft Server

    PixelPic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with drama queens like Ana on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is drama-free! No more requests to delete photos because someone thinks they look “fatty” in them. Join us for a fun and carefree gaming experience where you can be yourself without worrying about judgment from others.

    Plus, on our server, we have a special feature where you can edit your character to look however you want! Want to be a slim ninja warrior or a chunky wizard? The choice is yours! Embrace your unique character and show off your style without any judgment.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama behind. Let’s build, explore, and have a blast together in a world where everyone is accepted for who they are. See you in the game!

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  • RedditShare4MinecraftSMP

    RedditShare4MinecraftSMP
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. It’s so lit, even the creepers are doing the dab dance.

    Join our server and you’ll get to ride on a flying pig while battling zombie chickens with laser eyes. And guess what? The winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yeah, you heard me right, a dragon that farts rainbows!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the Endermen bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of your Minecraft life? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the server, my fellow blockheads!

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  • GenZMissedMinecraftSMP

    GenZMissedMinecraftSMP
    OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP where we all pretend to be unicorns riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes! It’s like the early internet but on steroids, like seriously, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, like a real-life Minecraft heist movie but with more explosions and less logic. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride, it’s like the internet in the 90s but with more memes and less dial-up. Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever!

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  • BlockPartyNSFW

    BlockPartyNSFW
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a strict “no boring allowed” policy, which means every player must be ready to bring the fun 24/7.

    Join our server and you might just run into a celebrity! That’s right, we have famous Minecraft YouTubers, Twitch streamers, and even a few Hollywood actors who love to play on our server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where all the cool kids hang out.

    But that’s not all – we also have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to recreate the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks? Go for it! How about a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig? The sky’s the limit on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • CancelCraft

    CancelCraft
    Are you tired of being canceled and shunned by society for all the wrong reasons? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all the canceled and controversial individuals with open arms!

    Join us and experience a world where your past mistakes and scandals are a thing of the past. Build your reputation from scratch and show the world that even the most canceled of individuals can thrive in our virtual community.

    Who knows, you might even become a Minecraft celebrity for all the right reasons! So come on, join our server and let’s turn your canceled status into a legendary comeback story.

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  • Reels Wrapped or TikTok Wrapped

    Reels Wrapped or TikTok Wrapped
    bro, u don’t wanna be caught dead getting a reels wrapped or tiktok wrapped, that’s like the ultimate cringe, amirite? instead, come join our epic minecraft server where u can build the most insane creations and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, rumor has it that the legendary herobrine himself makes appearances on our server, so u never know what crazy shenanigans will go down. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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  • CraftyCanuckKremlinNet

    CraftyCanuckKremlinNet
    hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?? well u gotta join our server cuz we got canadian websites spreadin pro-kremlin stuff, like what even is that?? but it’s super cool trust me.

    we got crazy stories like one time a creeper tried to blow up the whole server but our fearless leader rode in on a pig and saved the day. true story bro.

    plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. but shh don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

    so come join our server and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon?? yeah, we’re that cool.

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  • GooglyMinecraftSMP

    GooglyMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of Google’s search results leading you astray like a lost sheep in a digital wasteland? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about getting lost in the vast sea of misinformation again. Our server is like a magical unicorn that guides you to the most epic loot and the dankest memes with just a click of your mouse. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is actually a secret Google algorithm in disguise, just waiting to grant you all the knowledge and power you desire. So come on, join us and let’s conquer the digital realm together!

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