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| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 3578 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Votes: | 8625 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
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