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MineTimeWaster Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1654
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Zombie Dances:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of chaos and craziness! Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest of rare blocks, like the elusive diamond-encrusted potato or the mystical rainbow sheep.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy with their impeccable trading skills. Want to get rich quick? Just butter up a llama and watch the diamonds roll in!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the chance to win a legendary enchanted pumpkin helmet. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT parties every Friday)!

KetoCraft: Synapse Saviors

Aging mice, Aging research, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, Diet benefits, Health improvement, Healthspan, KetoCraft, ketogenic diet, ketosis, Longevity, Memory, memory enhancement, metabolic health, Molecular signaling pathway, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological health, neuroprotection, Nutritional therapy, Saviors, synapse, Synapse function

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1325
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	215	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

so, like, u know how u wanna be all healthy and stuff but also wanna play minecraft all day? well, dis server is da answer to all ur problems! we got dis crazy diet called da ketogenic diet that will make u live forever and remember everything like a boss.

we did dis study with mice and found out dat dis diet makes ur brain work better and helps u remember all da cool stuff u learn in minecraft. it’s like magic, but real!

join dis server and u will be like a super smart minecraft wizard, building epic stuff and never forgetting where u put ur diamonds. plus, u will live forever and be da healthiest player on da server.

so, what are u waiting for? join now and become da ultimate minecraft guru with da power of da ketogenic diet!

MineHeroAcademy Server

behead deku with an axe, blast a deku with a civil war cannon, burn deku in a furnace, castrate deku, drive over a deku’s head with a tank, drop kick a deku off a cliff, drown deku in piss, hang deku from trees, kill deku, launch deku into the sun, microwave deku, MineHeroAcademy, nuke a deku orphanage., obliterate deku, rape deku with a sword, roundhouse kick a deku into nuclear waste, Server, shit in a deku’s throat, slam dunk a deku into a wood chipper, smash deku with a rock, toss a deku into an active volcano, trample a deku with an elephant

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9628
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Love Letters Sent:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Enchantments Applied:	257	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Votes:	4826	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server and let out all your pent-up rage on poor innocent Deku! From drop-kicking them off cliffs to launching them into the sun, we have every method of destruction you could ever dream of. Want to castrate a Deku or trample them with an elephant? We’ve got you covered. And don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous stories to share with you about our adventures in annihilating Deku. So come on, join us and let the chaos begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun… right?

ZeldaHub Minecraft Server

#husband appreciation, Adventure, beautiful husband, epic journey, FANTASY, Franchise, Gamer Couple, Gaming, Hero, husband goals, Hyrule, Kasshiwa, legend, legend of zelda, love, marriage goals, Minecraft, Music, Nintendo, romance, Server, video games, ZeldaHub

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7103
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Secret Passages Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, come join us on our server where you can marry your very own Legend of Zelda character! That’s right, forget about Steve or Alex, now you can build a life with Kasshiwa, the charming Rito bard from Breath of the Wild.

Imagine waking up in your pixelated bed next to your pixelated husband, strumming his lute and serenading you with beautiful melodies. Together, you can embark on epic adventures, slay monsters, and maybe even save Hyrule (or at least your own little corner of it).

But be warned, jealous players may try to steal your man, so be ready to defend your love with your diamond sword and enchanted armor. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your happily ever after with Kasshiwa!

RingOff Minecraft Server

#announcement, advice, Communication, Conflict, emotions, engagement ring, Etiquette, family, Honesty, Jealousy, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relationships, RingOff, Server, Siblings, sister, social norms, special day, Support, Timing, Upset, Wedding

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Farms Harvested:	445
Void Armor Forged:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a chance to witness epic family feuds and wedding woes like never before.

Picture this: a beautiful wedding, a happy couple, and a sneaky sister trying to steal the spotlight with her secret engagement. Will she get away with it, or will her little sis put her in her place? Only on our server will you find such juicy drama!

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic showdowns between siblings, overbearing moms, and clueless grooms. Who will come out on top in this battle of wedding etiquette and family dynamics? Join now to find out!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a reality TV show, look no further. Join us for a wild ride of wedding drama and family chaos – you won’t want to miss a single moment!

CreepCaféNoMore

accusations, back and forth, cafe, creep, CreepCaféNoMore, customer loyalty, employee complaints, favorite spot, fixed the problem, Harassment, misunderstood, not returning, not wanting to go back, old schoolmate, record of payments, regular, RESOLVED, shift change, STARING, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server! We promise no crazy accusations of ogling or harassment here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about employees accusing you of anything. In fact, our virtual employees are programmed to love and appreciate all players equally. No drama, just gaming!

And if you’re worried about running into any troublemakers, fear not! We have a strict no-drama policy that ensures all players can enjoy their time on the server without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs accusations and misunderstandings when you can just focus on building and exploring in the virtual world? Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

KarmaCraft Minecraft Server

bullying, childhood trauma, Closure, consequences, emotional scars, forgiveness, healing, high school, Justice, Karma, KarmaCraft, learning from mistakes, Minecraft, moving on, personal growth, Redemption, regret, Retribution, Revenge, school bully, second chances, self reflection, Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9428
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dimension Hops:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Farms Harvested:	620
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of getting picked on by your school bully? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special feature where you can summon a giant chicken to peck them to oblivion! Watch as they run in terror from the mighty clucks of justice! Join now and witness the epic showdown between bully and bird. Who will come out victorious? Only on our insane Minecraft server!

CraftyUnder100

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Have you ever spent $100 on a Minecraft server that literally transports you to a parallel universe where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding? Well, buckle up buttercup because that’s exactly what you’ll get when you join our server!

Not only will you be able to build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of evil llamas. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco where all the zombies and skeletons go to let loose and bust a move?

So say goodbye to boring old servers and hello to the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life! Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, because we also have TNT cannons).

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

beheading, brutality, Conflict, Creepercraft, crime, eastern europe, Evidence, international relations, investigation, Justice, Military, Minecraft, prosecutors, russia, Server, Soldier, suspects, Tragedy, tragedy of war, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	7

join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of ukraine but with blocky characters and exploding sheep. come witness the chaos as players try to outbuild and outsmart each other in a virtual war zone. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama with pixelated swords and pickaxes? plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples waiting to be discovered. so grab your pixelated armor and join the fun before russia tries to steal all our virtual resources. let the games begin!

CraftyCreeperYTvsTurkey

#youtube, Censorship, commentator, Content Creator, controversy, CraftyCreeperYTvsTurkey, criticism, debate, freedom of speech, Islam, legal action, ONLINE, online debate, political tension, religious debate, religious freedom, social media, turkey, Turkish government, Video, Warrant

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Enchantments Applied:	193	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

so like, imagine this, right? u join this cray cray minecraft server and u get to build ur own lil world and stuff. but wait, there’s more! we got this wild story where a turkey is like “yo, i need to arrest this youtuber cuz he talkin bout islam too much” like what even is that? come join our server and escape the drama of real life with some blocky fun. plus, we got llamas that can talk and give u advice on how to build the sickest castle ever. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make u go “lol wut?”

Breath of Life Minecraft

2 minutes to live, appreciation, Breath, Breathing, clock reset, Existence, fleeting, Gratitude, health, Impermanence, Life, mindfulness, Minecraft, momentary, mortality, precious moments, reminder, self-care, Survival, Time, well-being

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	436	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

join dis server if u want to extend ur life by 2 minutes every time u take a breath. we got magical potions that make u fly like a chicken with a jetpack. u can ride on giant turtles and race against llamas on roller skates. build a house out of rainbow blocks and watch as unicorns frolic in ur front yard. the ender dragon is actually a friendly neighbor who bakes cookies for everyone. come join us and live forever in a world of pure madness and mayhem.