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| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 9215 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So like, if you join this server, you’ll never go hungry again. Plus, there’s a secret portal that takes you to a dimension where pigs fly and rainbows shoot out of their butts. It’s wild, man.
Oh, and did I mention that the mods on this server are actually aliens from outer space? Yeah, they have laser guns and can ban griefers with just a zap of their ray guns. It’s like, totally out of this world, dude.
So like, if you wanna join this crazy Minecraft SMP and experience all the wackiness for yourself, hit me up for the server IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread. Or should I say, sliced pizza? LOL.
