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The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

DegreeCraft: Proving I’m Not a Noob

college education, coworker conflict, coworker jealousy, Degree, DegreeCraft, Graduation, honors degree, noob, office decor, office dynamics, office etiquette, office politics, professional accomplishments, professional reputation, Proving, proving credentials, proving qualifications, work drama, work environment, work relationships, work success, workplace drama, workplace validation

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5164	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value academic achievements as much as we value building epic structures and slaying dragons! Join us and show off your in-game honors just like our friend with the “first class honors” diploma in the office story above.

Don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you didn’t attend your virtual graduation ceremony – as long as you can mine those diamonds like a pro! And if anyone accuses you of not actually playing Minecraft, just bring in your virtual diploma to shut them up. Who knew pixels could cause so much drama, am I right?

Join now and become the hotshot of our Minecraft community with your prestigious in-game achievements. And remember, it’s not about the degree, it’s about how you use your diamond sword to defeat the Ender Dragon. Let’s craft and laugh together on our server!

CraftingChallenged

Abilities, adaptation, Challenges, comparison, coping, CraftingChallenged, Difficulty, encouragement, Frustration, growth, Improvement, inadequacy, learning, Overcome, perseverance, Personal, resilience, Skills, Struggle, Support, Unique

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Votes:	930	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft and getting wrecked by everyone else? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We specialize in helping the most hopeless players become Minecraft masters in no time.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride a pig into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, and even tame a creeper as your loyal pet. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and become the envy of all your friends, join our server today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

AquaApocalypseCraft

#sustainability, agriculture, AquaApocalypseCraft, climate change, crop production, drought, ecosystem, environmental impact, food production, food security, Freshwater, global warming, Global water cycle, human history, Irrigation, Natural resources, off balance, water conservation, Water Crisis, water management, water scarcity

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8696
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	112	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers that r all the same? well come join our server where the global water cycle is off balance for the first time in human history! yea u heard that right, HALF the planet’s food production is at risk but don’t worry, we got u covered. join our server and help save the world by building epic farms and protecting the precious water sources. plus, rumor has it that there are secret underwater cities waiting to be discovered. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a hero in the craziest minecraft server ever!

Lovver

base raiding, Community, Discord, discord server, Environment, Events, free, Giveaways, Ip:, Join, Nitro, Prizes, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, stealing, Survival, Vanilla, weekend events

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9287
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	146	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

We are a semi-vanilla Minecraft server.

PvP is allowed on our server and players are free to steal or raid other bases.

We usually host events on weekends for in-game prizes with no risk of losing your hard-earned items. Sometimes we also organize giveaways for cool items, like Discord Nitro and more.

Join us and enjoy yourself in a free semi-vanilla Minecraft environment today.

IP: mc.lovver.lat Discord: https://discord.gg/lovver

mc.lovver.lat

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Minecraft服务, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Votes:	6825
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

kl3.bear-land.net

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1703	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon this server and were immediately greeted by a gang of OG players who showed them the ropes. They were so impressed by the epic builds and wild adventures that they couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there are secret treasure chests hidden throughout the server, filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted gear. Will you be the lucky player to uncover these hidden riches?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Paula, the server’s resident expert in all things Minecraft. She’s always ready to lend a helping hand and show you the best mining spots, the coolest redstone contraptions, and the most epic PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t be disappointed!

Sunbeam Jesus Minecraft SMP

Bucks, cryptocurrency, decision, exchange, Investment, Jesus, Loss, market, Minecraft, mistake, opportunity, price, profit, regret, shitcoin, smp, Stack, sui, sunbeam, Swap, Trading, Value

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2267
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Alien Abductions:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that are as exciting as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges on top of lava lakes, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the lost potato kingdom.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the adventure of a lifetime? Come on over and see why everyone is saying, “Forget about that other server, this is where the real fun is at!”

FieldTripFiasco Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more organized than this chaotic field trip? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with surprises at every turn!

We promise: – No last-minute surprises like buses showing up hours late – Plenty of food for all players, no small snacks here! – Parents are always welcome, no kicking you out of the cafeteria – And best of all, no crying kids left behind!

Join now for a smooth and exciting Minecraft experience unlike any other! Who needs field trips when you can have the ultimate virtual adventure with us? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

LockdownLolsMC

aita, Asshole, classmate, Corner, danger, Die, English class, intercom, Lockdown, LockdownLolsMC, mistake, Police, school security, shut up, sobbing, stress, Terrified, threat

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	9155
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of boring English classes and lockdown drills that make you question your survival skills? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only lockdown you’ll experience is when you’re building your epic fortress to protect yourself from creepers and zombies!

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a virtual world where you can unleash your inner warrior and build the ultimate shelter. No more sobbing classmates or intercom mishaps, just pure adrenaline-pumping fun!

So come on, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the craziest Minecraft world out there. Who needs English class drama when you can have explosive adventures and epic battles right at your fingertips? Let’s craft and conquer together!

SpeedyOface Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5549
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Our server is known for giving players the fastest orgasms of their lives – and no, we’re not talking about in-game achievements. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where you never know what kind of pleasure (or pain) awaits around the corner. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate climax in Minecraft!