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The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Villages Defended:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

NostalgiaCraft: No Grainy Pics!

4K Resolution, aging, childhood memories, digital archives, digital transformation, family history, Future, generational differences, grainy, grainy photos, memory preservation, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, older adults, photo albums, photo quality, photography, Pics, Reminiscing, sepia-toned, technological advancements, Technology, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz ur childhood photos gonna be in vivid 4k resolution! like, imagine seeing ur blocky self in HD, it’s gonna be lit, fam! plus, rumor has it that if u join dis server, u gonna unlock secret powers like being able to fly on a pig or summoning a herd of rainbow sheep to follow u around. not to mention, the admin of dis server is a wizard who can turn ur diamond pickaxe into a lightsaber. so, what u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

VaxWars: Party Line Spillover

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Animals Bred:	122
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT VACCINES FOR EVERYTHING, EVEN MINECRAFT CREEPERS! PARTY LINES BE GONE, WE ALL VACCINATED UP IN HERE. COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC VACCINE PARTIES AND PROTECT YO PIXELATED SELF FROM ALL THE DANGEROUS DISEASES IN THE BLOCKY WORLD. VACCINES FOR EVERYONE, EVEN IF YOU’RE A ZOMBIE OR A SKELETON, WE GOT YOU COVERED. DON’T BE A SQUARE, COME JOIN THE VACCINE PARTY TODAY! #VACCINECRAZE #BLOCKYIMMUNITY

😈 JoinProject 😈 Survival, Bedwars, PVP🔥 Minecraft server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Animals Bred:	95
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	25
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

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HoloCraft EU Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1439
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Nice holoEU! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players discovered a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted pigs riding on flying llamas. And don’t even get me started on the time our players organized a massive dance party on top of a giant floating cake. Plus, rumor has it that if you join Nice holoEU, you’ll gain the ability to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and summon a pet dragon to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Join Nice holoEU today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

MineCraftXIVG – The Endwalker Minecraft Server

Alt ERP, Balmung, Choice Awards, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, dragon quest collab, Ebin Awards, endwalker, Excalibur, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Goblet, IASIP, In-game Events, Linkshells, Malboro, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, MineCraftXIVG, Moogle Treasure Trove, PvP Series 5, Resources, Server, Shirogane, Simpsons Marathon, Sophia, Upper La Noscea, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place to build, mine, and troll your friends!

Join us for epic in-game events like the Dragon Quest Collab, where you can battle golems in the hills and snatch up some sweet loot. And don’t miss out on the Moogle Treasure Trove, where you can hoard all the shiny treasures until June 24th.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got the Yo-kai Watch Event Re-run happening until 7.0, so you can catch ’em all and become the ultimate Yo-kai master. And if PvP is more your style, jump into Series 5 and show off your mad skills.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got meetups happening all the time. From Male Meetup Pirates and Treasure Planet to an Alt ERP extravaganza, there’s always something crazy going down on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

StepsonStruggles Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dimension Hops:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3952
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where building decks and ordering takeout are serious business! Join us for the ultimate showdown of who should answer the door for the delivery driver – stepsons or stepdads? Will your building skills impress your in-laws enough to avoid getting disowned? Can you handle the pressure of assembling a deck while also juggling the responsibility of taking out the bins and emptying the dishwasher?

But beware, there may be unexpected plot twists along the way – like a comedian with severe nerve damage trying to help out, or a stepson who thinks he deserves a medal for answering the door for a McDonald’s delivery.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of family DIY projects and fast food drama. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no family relationships will be harmed in the making of this Minecraft server!

NoStepGrandsonFuneralAllowed

Animals, Argument, baby, body parts, Complications, creepy, Curious, DAUGHTER, exclusion, family, Funeral, GRIEVING, hounding, inappropriate, Laughter, little kid, NoStepGrandsonFuneralAllowed, Planning, Premature, questions, STARING, step-grandson, touching

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	764
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magic Items Found:	3167
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Towns Built:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Potions Brewed:	123
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	571
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my step-grandson’s inappropriate questions? Look no further! Join our server for a truly bizarre and creepy experience.

Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like my step-grandson’s unsettling behavior. From laughing at inappropriate times to staring for way too long, our server is full of surprises.

And if you’re into touching people without their consent, well, our server is definitely the place for you! Just like my step-grandson, you can fixate on certain body parts and refuse to stop, no matter how many times you’re asked.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there! Just remember, if you’re not as creepy as my step-grandson, you might not fit in.

HateBandz Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8515
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Magic Items Found:	5083
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of hearing everyone rave about the same old boring bands? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have a strict no-Justin Bieber policy! That’s right, no more Baby Baby Baby Oohhh, just pure unadulterated block-building fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Creeper King” who roams the land, terrorizing players with his explosive personality. Can you defeat him and claim the title of Creeper Slayer?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and traps galore. Will you be brave enough to venture down into the depths and claim the riches that await?

So say goodbye to mainstream music and hello to a world of adventure and chaos on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockyDeathDay: Live it up in Minecraft!

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	474
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Join our Minecraft server and build a giant monument dedicated to your impending doom! Because why not spend your last day on Earth crafting pixelated masterpieces? Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical force field that prevents death by any means, so you might just live to see another day after all! So come on, join us and defy fate with blocks and creativity!

TypoCraft: Grammar Police on Duty

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9617
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Towns Built:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

so, u wanna join dis amazin’ minecraft server? well lemme tell u, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got unicorns flyin’ around, rainin’ skittles and jelly beans! if u join dis server, u gonna be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves! they gonna give u superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a rainbow!

but wait, dere’s more! if u join dis server, u gonna find a secret portal to a dimension where u can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas with diamond swords! u gonna be da hero of da minecraft world, savin’ villagers from zombie invasions and buildin’ epic castles made of chocolate blocks!

so what u waitin’ for? come join dis amazin’ minecraft server and live out ur wildest dreams! trust me, u won’t regret it!