Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs. True story. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a llama parade through the Nether. It was a sight to behold.
So, if you’re tired of boring old SMPs where people actually play the game seriously, come join us where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. And remember, the next time someone tries to bring you down, just say ok IHOP and keep on crafting!
Join us if you want to escape the madness of Instagram porn accounts run by Arabs and Indians (seriously, what’s up with that?). Our server is a safe haven for all those tired of scrolling through degeneracy and softcore CP. Plus, we have zero tolerance for mean comments – unless they’re about creepers, then feel free to let loose!
Come build, mine, and explore with us as we embark on epic quests and battle mythical creatures (yes, even unicorns). And who knows, you might even stumble upon a treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilariously chaotic fun begin!
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out cupcakes. we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons breakdance and the zombies do the moonwalk.
come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. just remember, always bring your sense of humor and your dancing shoes.
our players are so skilled, they can build a castle in 5 minutes flat and defeat the ender dragon with their eyes closed.
we have secret hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted gear and rare items waiting to be discovered.
rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who likes to photobomb players’ selfies.
join us if you dare, and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
Join us and witness the epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and players riding on giant chickens shooting fireballs from their beaks. Our server is so wild that even the King of 4chan himself has declared it the most insane place on the internet!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground dungeons filled with loot beyond your wildest dreams, and hidden portals that will transport you to alternate dimensions where you can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer madness that awaits you! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even agencies are getting involved. Watch as models get called out for their problematic comments and face the consequences. It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form!
So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Who knows what crazy antics will happen next? It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks.
We promise a safe haven for all non-football lovers, where you can build and explore without the fear of being attacked by rabid fans. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who just want to enjoy the game without the drama.
So come join us and leave the argie culture behind. Build your dream world and never look back. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
CastleCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to CastleCraft, the ultimate Minecraft experience! We are here for you 24/7 with absolutely no lag. Get ready for rollercoasters, survival, and now, FACTIONS! Our rollercoasters are inspired by the thrill of 6 flags in California!
But remember, rules are rules:
Join us now and let the fun begin!
198.154.120.218
Corruptioncraft
Strong, loyal community looking for more players.
PVP! Factions! mcMMO! Custom Biomes! Custom Minigames! Semi-Vanilla! Good staff!
This server has been heavily worldedited with custom biomes and exciting things to find! We have added new and fun things to the server for players to discover, with different color schemes to choose from.
Join now and start your epic adventure on Corruptioncraft!
Corruptioncraft.mcserver.ws
MeepCraft Server Information
Welcome to MEEPCRAFT!
Meepcraft is a super cool server with lots of fun stuff to do. It’s a mix of creative and survival modes, with survival games, free building, mini games, and even a world for pixel art. Plus, there are two plot worlds – one with big plots and one with small plots.
They don’t like griefers here, so you won’t have to worry about that. The server is protected by plugins, so everything stays safe. The staff are a small but friendly group who are always there to help you out.
In the plot worlds, you can rank up by building cool stuff. So get creative and show off your skills!
Join MeepCraft today and start having a blast!
198.154.103.117
RubyCraft Server Information
RubyCraft is a cool server that offers a variety of game modes like Skyblock, SG, SW, HG, Factions, PVP, and they’re even adding Spleef soon! Join in on the fun and start playing today!
mc.rubycraft.net
Darkocraft Server Information
Join now for hardcore survival! To join, register at dirkocraft.net and the IP is dirkocraft.com:25565. We need players who are willing to take up the challenge of surviving hardcore mode Minecraft!
Dirkocraft.com
IcicleCraft
At IcicleCraft, users are the top priority. Enjoy a friendly community, active staff, and a smooth gaming experience. Whether you like building, gathering, or PvP, IcicleCraft has it all. With years of experience, our staff is knowledgeable and welcoming. Join us in the world of IcicleCraft!
Notable Features:
mc.iciclecraft.net
Atlantic Minecraft Server
The Atlantic Minecraft server is a place where everyone can play survival. It’s been around for years and has 8 slots available. To join, you need to use /register. The server is cracked, which means online-mode=false. So come join in on the fun and start playing today!
MC.Atlantica.US
FreedomCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to FreedomCraft, the ultimate Minecraft server for all your gaming needs!
Get ready to have a blast on FreedomCraft – the best Minecraft server around!
173.15.60.241
Nerdcrafteria Server Info
Welcome to NERDCRAFTERIA! The OFFICIAL server of Hank and John Green, the Vlogbrothers themselves. We have over 11,000 active users per month and a thriving playerbase with plenty of room to grow! Feel free to come check us out today at our website, or just drop into the server to come and say hi. DFTBA! 😀
mc.nerdfighteria.com
Spinalcraft
Spinalcraft is a cool survival server with a small but awesome community! The goal is to stay close to vanilla gameplay, while also making sure to protect it from bad stuff like griefing and stealing.
PvP is turned off everywhere, but there’s a new PvP Island for all you crazy fighters out there! The server is new, so there’s lots of land to explore. You can go anywhere you want – the world is your tomato!
To join, just email your IGN to [email protected] and you’ll be added to the whitelist super fast.
They’re working on making a subreddit or website for the community, but it’s not ready yet.
Enjoy your time on Spinalcraft! 🍅
mc.spinalcraft.com