Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! We’ve got more surprises than a cat in a room full of laser pointers. Join us and experience the virtual equivalent of fking both of her holes on OnlyFans – except this time, it’s not just some pictures or videos, it’s a whole new world of adventure and excitement! Explore our server and discover the wonders that await you, from epic builds to crazy mini-games. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unless you were expecting actual hole-fking, in which case, sorry, wrong server!
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4chan’s Minecraft Server: LiarCraft
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Virgin GF Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being a normie surrounded by used goods? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is a virgin and no one has ever been spunked on! Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to escape the horrors of Chad and his conquests. Build your own virgin paradise and never worry about settling for used goods again. Join us and embrace the purity of Minecraft! -
The Voted Minecraft SMP King
Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story, bro. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll experience here.But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into llama hybrids. Don’t worry, though, it’s all in good fun…we think.
Oh, and did we mention the giant chicken that roams the land, challenging players to epic duels? Yeah, that’s a thing.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Just remember, you voted for this madness, so no refunds allowed. LMAO!
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Neet Kunoichi’s Cozy Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies of being attacked by demons and saved by a lazy otaku NEET ninja! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious hijinks, and heartwarming moments of Tsukasa pampering Shizuri like she’s a princess.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a talented staff, including the director who brought you Bamboo Blade and Sora no Otoshimono. And let’s not forget about our amazing theme songs, like “Neet In Jam” by REAL AKIBA BOYS – a song so catchy, even the demons can’t resist dancing to it!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself living with a lazy ninja and becoming a master of homemaking skills in the process. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!
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Minecraft SMP – Epic Seven General
Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more epic than summoning a 5* Last Rider Krau in Epic Seven? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got resources that will make your diamond mining skills look like child’s play, and our raids are so intense they make Yuffine’s Raid Boss Guide look like a bedtime story.Join now and experience increased rates on drops like Kane & Tyrant’s Descent and Aria & Scroll of Shadows. Plus, our Mystic Summons will have you summoning Dark Corvus and Pirate Captain Flan faster than you can say “Westwind Executioner Schuri”.
And don’t forget about our legendary /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, and Partyvan. Make sure to include “/e7g/” in your greeting or risk being banished to the Netori guild (just kidding…maybe).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the Minecraft madness begin!
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Gossip Streamers Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most drama-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the “Emi shit talking Miz behind his back edition” where you can witness all the juicy gossip unfold in real-time.Ever wonder why Emi’s friend randomly tweeted about her talking smack the day after they had a conversation? Well, on our server, you can uncover the truth behind this scandalous situation and maybe even start some drama of your own!
But that’s not all – our server is filled with outrageous reasons to join, like secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of power.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of twists, turns, and plenty of tea-spilling moments, come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what drama will unfold next!
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µCraft SMP – Torrent Edition
Are you tired of playing on servers with lame clients that crash all the time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your shitty client because we only accept players who have upgraded to the almighty µTorrent 2.2.1!But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. Join us and witness the majestic beauty of our dolphin-made structures that will leave you in awe.
If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. Only the bravest and most skilled players can navigate through the traps and challenges to claim the loot for themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Upgrade to µTorrent 2.2.1, join our server, and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re afraid of ninja chickens).
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Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure craziness!Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a friendly Ender Dragon who loves to give out hugs (watch out for those sharp scales though!).
Our server is so wacky that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether! And don’t even get us started on the villagers, who have formed a secret society dedicated to pranking unsuspecting players.
So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). See you there, if you dare!