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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 6254 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 3826 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Star Shards Collected: | 62 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a land where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!
But that’s not all – we have the most epic treasure hunts that will have you digging for diamonds in the most unexpected places. Rumor has it that there’s a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples hidden in a giant mushroom in the sky. Can you find it before the chickens do?
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers while wearing a suit made entirely of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!