online disappointment – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

KremlinGuardMC

Appointment, BODYGUARD, Commander, DEFEND, Defense, ex-bodyguard, Government, Kremlin, KremlinGuardMC, Kursk, leadership, loyalty, Military, national security, oversee, Politics, Protect, putin, russia, SECURITY, strategy

come join our minecraft server where putin appoints ex-bodyguard to oversee defend kursk!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got ex-bodyguards running around keeping the peace and making sure no creepers blow up our precious buildings! they’re like the secret service of minecraft, but with more blocky graphics and less actual danger 😂

if you wanna feel safe while mining for diamonds and building epic castles, this is the server for you! plus, you never know when putin himself might pop in to say hi and give you a virtual high five 🙌

so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only thing scarier than a zombie horde is putin’s ex-bodyguard on patrol! 🤪🤪🤪

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SkinRxCrafts

Adults, antibiotics, antibiotics linked to skin reactions, common, common oral antibiotics, higher risk, higher risk of skin reactions, Older, older adults, older adults skin reactions, oral, oral antibiotics, reactions, Risk, serious, serious skin reactions, serious skin reactions in older adults, skin, skin reactions, SkinRxCrafts

so, like, if you wanna join this epic minecraft server, you gotta hear this wild story. so, like, there was this dude who was playing on the server and he found a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds. but, like, when he tried to mine them, a bunch of evil creepers came out of nowhere and blew him up! it was, like, so crazy, dude.

but, like, that’s not even the best part. on this server, you can ride on giant chickens and battle dragons with diamond swords. it’s, like, a total fantasy world come to life. and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits fireballs at your enemies. how cool is that?

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted armor and weapons that only the bravest players can find? it’s, like, a total challenge, but totally worth it.

so, like, if you wanna have the most epic adventure of your life, you gotta join this minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, you might even become the ultimate warrior and defeat the evil ender dragon once and for all. how awesome would that be?

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BlockBrawl Minecraft Server

3s, 490016540, a2, a3, BlockBrawl, Capcom Pro Tour 2024, CVS2, Fightcade, Fighting Game Glossary, Gameplay Trailer, Guide, High level replays, m. bison, Minecraft, Release, round, S2 Balance Patch, Server, sfg, st, street fight general, Street Fighter 6 Frame Data, SuperCombo Wiki, Terry teaser, Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! We have M. Bison as a playable character, because why not? And if you’re tired of the same old boring servers, join us for some high level replays that will blow your mind. Plus, our Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer is so epic, it’ll make you want to build a monument in its honor. And don’t even get us started on our S2 Balance Patch – it’s so wild, it’ll make you wonder if you’re still playing Minecraft. So come join us on this crazy adventure, where anything is possible – even fighting game glossaries and frame data websites. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyCreeper in Minecraft SMP

boy band, CraftyCreeper, Entertainment, korean pop, Kpop, kpop comeback, kpop comeback 2021, kpop comeback list, kpop comeback predictions, kpop comeback rumors, kpop comeback schedule, kpop comeback spoilers, kpop comeback teasers, kpop culture, kpop dance, kpop fans, kpop group, kpop idols, kpop news, kpop songs, Minecraft, Music, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP where you can battle it out with other players in epic dance-offs instead of boring old PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the Kpop Creeper. These creepers explode in a shower of glitter and confetti, leaving behind valuable loot like signed albums and concert tickets.

Join now and you might even run into our resident celebrity player, Kim Jong-Craft. Rumor has it he once built a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks just for fun. So what are you waiting for? Come join our kpop Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

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DoggyCraft Minecraft Server

Accommodation, anxiety, compromise, DoggyCraft, Emotional support, family, family dynamics, mental health, Minecraft, ptsd, self-care, Server, service dog, social events, social situations, Support, Trauma, Understanding, Wedding, wedding etiquette, well-behaved, well-being

Are you tired of boring weddings where you can’t even bring your service dog to help you through the stress? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all service dogs, emotional support animals, and even therapy llamas to join you on your pixelated adventures.

Join us for epic quests, build battles, and virtual weddings where your furry friends are always welcome. No more leaving early because your service dog isn’t allowed – here, they’re the VIP guests!

So come on over to our server and let your service dog roam free in a world where they’re truly appreciated. Who knows, maybe they’ll even help you mine some diamonds!

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FamCraft: No Peace for the Wicked

FamCraft, family betrayal, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family expectations, family loyalty, family manipulation, family pressure, family relationships, Family secrets, family tension, family unity, Family Values, inheritance dispute, Peace, wedding drama, Wicked

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my fianceé’s family inheritance dispute!

Witness the epic battles between family members over who gets the most virtual diamonds! Will the emotionally distant dad finally stand up to his spoiled rotten sister? Will the aunt and uncle retire in their virtual mansion while the rest of the family struggles to survive?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of planning a virtual wedding while dealing with family members threatening to cut off your inheritance! Will you invite the aunt and risk family conflict, or stick to your guns and have a court ceremony instead?

Join our Minecraft server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, betrayal, and virtual riches! Who needs reality TV when you have this level of drama in the virtual world?

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GameChanger in Minecraft SMP

#gamechanger, Adventure, Challenges, creativity, Decision making, Entertainment, escapism, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Immersive, life simulation, Minecraft, multiplayer, open world, problem solving, role playing, simulation, smp, strategy, Survival, video games, virtual reality

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the biggest challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of living in a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear top hats.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a giant chicken that lays explosive eggs and terrorizes players who dare to challenge it. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend?

And let’s not forget about the cursed villagers who trade in enchanted toilet plungers and explosive sheep. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, join our SMP today! Just remember, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!

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DIYcraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

achieving greatness., breaking barriers, determination, DIY attitude, diycraft, do it myself, empowerment, greatest moment, historical event, History, iconic moment, INDEPENDENCE, inspiration, leadership, legendary act, Minecraft, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, self reliance, self-sufficiency, Server, taking charge, Trailblazing, Ultimate

Are you tired of relying on others to build epic structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate “fuck it, I’ll do it myself” paradise! Join us and unleash your inner creative genius as you take on the challenge of crafting mind-blowing creations all on your own.

Imagine this: you’re stranded on a deserted island in the middle of the ocean, armed with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and a dream. But fear not, because on our server, the possibilities are endless! Build a towering castle made entirely of diamond blocks, create a rollercoaster that defies gravity, or even construct a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks – the choice is yours!

So why wait for someone else to do the work when you can take matters into your own hands and become the ultimate master builder? Join our server now and show the world what you’re made of – one block at a time!

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Birth Buddies & Ancient Animals

age, Ancient, animal, Animals, Birth, birthdate, Birthday, Buddies, Coincidence, Connection, Creature, discovery, Existence, LIFESPAN, living being, Longevity, Mystery, Parallel, rare, synchronicity, Time, Unique, Universe, Wonder

OMG u gotta join dis server, cuz like, there be animals dat old as u on here! like, imagine a turtle dat was born da same day as u, but now it’s all big and wise and stuff. u can be friends with ancient animals on dis server, it’s like a time machine but with pixels and creepers. come join us and meet ur animal twin from da past, it’s gonna be epic!

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BishopTeo’sCaminoCraft

12 centuries ago, Ancestry, ancient DNA, Bishop, BishopTeosCaminoCraft, Camino de Santiago, catholic church, dna testing, genetic genealogy, genetic testing, historical discovery, History, medieval history, pilgrimage, pilgrimage route, religious pilgrimage, Santiago de Compostela, Spanish culture, spanish heritage., Spanish history, Teodomiro

lolz come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got bishop Teodomiro himself playin with us! he founded da famous Camino de Santiago pilgrimage like 12 centuries ago and now he’s here buildin epic castles and slayin creepers with us. u gotta join dis server cuz where else u gonna find a legendary bishop playin minecraft with u? plus, he got dat DNA testing so u know it’s legit. come join da fun and let’s make history together in dis wacky minecraft world!

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