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SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

awkward encounters, bad, bad dates, cringe-worthy dates, date, dating disasters, dating fails, dating horror, Dating Horror Stories, dating mishaps, dating regrets, dating woes, embarrassing dates, online dating disasters, online dating fails, online dating horror stories, online dating nightmares, online dating woes, smp, Stories, Swipecraft, terrible dates, worst online dates, worst online dating

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4747
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	175	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

FutureCraft: Where Did My Diamonds Go?

2100, Alternate Reality, astonishment, awakening, Curiosity, diamonds, discovery, Exploration, Future, FutureCraft, futuristic society, inquiry, questions, scientific advancements, scientists, speculative fiction, surreal experience, Technology, time displacement, time travel, unknown world, Wonder

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Animals Bred:	58
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Votes:	2975	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Picture this: you wake up in the year 2100 and instead of being greeted by flying cars and robot butlers, you’re surrounded by a group of confused scientists staring at you like you’re some kind of ancient relic. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, this kind of wacky time-travel shenanigans happen all the time!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure through time and space as you navigate through different eras and dimensions, all while trying to figure out how the heck you ended up in the future in the first place. Will you uncover a secret government experiment gone wrong? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a rift in the space-time continuum caused by a group of mischievous Endermen.

So if you’re ready to unravel the mysteries of time travel and have a ton of laughs along the way, then come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the next Einstein of the Minecraft world!

BidenCraft Server: First Time in Africa!

Africa, African nations, biden, BidenCraft, bilateral relations, Commitment, Diplomacy, ENGAGEMENT, first time, foreign policy, global leadership, historic visit, international relations, political news, president, presidential trip, Promise, Server, summit, Time, travel, united states, Visit

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7007
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Guess what? Our Minecraft server is so lit that even Biden himself is gonna visit Africa for the first time as president just to check it out! He promised he would come cuz our server is THAT epic! Join us and you might even get to mine diamonds with Biden himself, imagine that! Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, come join the fun and let’s make some crazy memories together!

PainCraft: Men vs. Women

biology, gender differences, gender disparities, gender gap, Gender Roles, gender studies, health, Healthcare, Medical research, Men, Pain, pain management, pain perception, pain relief, Pain sensitivity, pain tolerance, pain treatment., PainCraft, physiology, sex differences, Women

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the pain in this server is like, SO different for men and women. Like, when a dude gets hit, he turns into a rainbow unicorn with laser eyes and shoots glitter everywhere. But when a chick gets hit, she turns into a giant marshmallow and bounces around like a fluffy ball of doom. It’s like, totally wild, man. You gotta join this server for the craziest pain experience ever. Plus, there’s like, a secret treasure chest filled with diamond-encrusted tacos at the end of a rainbow bridge. It’s like, the ultimate quest, bro. So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

⭐RedLine⭐ Griff⚔️ Voice-Chat ✅ Minecraft server events

127 лвл, Anarchy, anti cheat, Anti X-ray, Auction, Balanced donation, Buyer, Clans, Discord, Donations, Economy, Events, Grief, griff, Hardcore, Large Online, minecraft server, Mystical meteorites, new enchantments, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, Pirate, Plasmo Voice, Prison, Private, privates that explode, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raid notifications, redline, RPG, Russian, Survival, Telegram, unique armor, unique quests, Unique Runes, unique weapons, voice chat, Website, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

★ Raid notifications in (Telegram)

★ Voice chat “Plasmo Voice”

★ Unique Runes

★ Unique armor and weapons

★ New enchantments

★ Unique quests

★ Mystical meteorites

★ There are privates that explode

★ Buyer, Auction

★ Good anti-cheat, anti X-ray

★ Balanced donation

Website – https://redline.easydonate.ru

Discord – https://discord.gg/tuFa8B4T8b

redline.mcmem.ru

Dawntrail Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Doman Enclave, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Garo, Goblet, Gold Saucer, haruhi, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Server, Shadowbringers, Shared FATE grinding, Spooky Club, Strawberry Marshmallow, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, warm bodies, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND, zurvan

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6900
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	761
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Divine Spears Created:	23
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	12

Are you tired of your dog always being inside? Well, on our Minecraft server, your furry friend can roam free and join you on all your adventures! Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club featuring Haruhi and Strawberry Marshmallow OVAs, or the Tokusatsu Watch Party where we watch GARO episodes 1-5. And don’t miss out on our Mahjong Open Tournament at the Gold Saucer or the Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party! So come on down to our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your dog’s bladder)!

Crafty Padres SMP Dodgers Game Thread

anticipation, athletes, baseball, Battle of the beaneaters, California, Competition, Crafty, Defeat, dodgers, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Game, GAMETHREAD, Los Angeles, MLB, PADRES, Rivalry, San Diego, showdown, smp, sports, Thread, Victory

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4234
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	5993	Zombie Dances:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you ready to join the Battle of the Beaneaters? In this server, players must survive for 30 minutes by only eating beans! That’s right, no steak or pork chops here, just good ol’ beans to keep you going.

But that’s not all – there are crazy challenges and obstacles to overcome in order to be crowned the ultimate Beaneater champion. From navigating through a maze filled with explosive creepers to battling it out in a PvP arena where the ground is made of slippery ice, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

And if you think you have what it takes to be the last Beaneater standing, then join us now and prove your worth! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret bean treasure hidden deep within the server, rumored to grant the finder unlimited beans for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in the Battle of the Beaneaters and let the bean-filled madness begin!

ParentlessCraft Minecraft Server

advice, advice overload, annoyance, Boundaries, Church, Communication, family dynamics, Frustration, Homesick, INDEPENDENCE, living alone, Minecraft, Mormon, moving out, ParentlessCraft, parents, personal space, privacy, reaching out, Server, solitude, Support

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1904
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4993
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are your parents constantly blowing up your phone like a creeper in Minecraft? Do they keep trying to give you tips and pointers on how to live your life, like a villager trying to trade with you? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own empire without any interference from annoying parents!

On our server, you can live independently in your own virtual apartment, free from the constant nagging of your parents. No more texts telling you to go to church or asking if you’re homesick – you can finally have the peace and quiet you deserve.

So come join us and build your dream world, where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, if your parents try to join the server, just build a giant wall around their house to keep them out – problem solved! So what are you waiting for? Escape the real world and join our Minecraft server today!

NannyNabber’s No Weekday MIL Mayhem

Baby Care, Boundaries, child safety, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, difficult conversations, emotional labor, family dynamics, grandmother, Grandparents, in-law relationships, maternal instincts, MAYHEM, MIL, NANNY, Nanny duties, NannyNabbers, parenting, power struggle, Safety, weekday, work-life balance

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4719
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for MIL vs Nanny showdowns that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: your MIL and nanny going head-to-head in a battle of wits and wills, all while trying to take care of your virtual baby Minecraft-style. Will the nanny build a fortress to protect the baby from the MIL’s clumsy antics? Will the MIL try to feed the baby virtual cake against the nanny’s wishes? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic power struggles, safety concerns, and tears (virtual, of course) as you navigate the treacherous waters of family dynamics in Minecraft form. Will you side with the nanny and her focus on safety, or will you join forces with the MIL and her unconventional childcare methods?

Join our server now for a wild ride that will have you questioning your own family dynamics and laughing out loud at the absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

ManCraft: Digging, Building, and Exploring!

brotherhood, building, camaraderie, Competition, Confidence, Digging, emotional repression, Exploring, Fatherhood, Gender Roles, INDEPENDENCE, leadership, Mancraft, Masculinity, physicality, Privilege, resilience, RESPONSIBILITY, self reliance, societal expectations, societal pressures, strength, success, traditional roles

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8206
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Emeralds Found:	4521
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	9374
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a secret potion that turns your character into a buff, mustache-sporting hunk every time you defeat a creeper. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers trying to mess with your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of our lava parkour course – if you can survive the fiery obstacles, that is. So come on over and experience the manliest Minecraft server around!

Crafty Evolution: The Future You

aspirations, become, Crafty, determination, Development, Evolution, Future, goals, growth, Indispensable, inspiration, Journey, mindset, motivation, part, person, progress, Self Discovery, self improvement, success, Today, transformation, Want

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Buildings Constructed:	22
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Animals Bred:	62
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

hey u! ya u! do u want to become the ultimate minecraft master? then join our server cuz we got all the craziest challenges and adventures waiting for u!

picture this: u start off in a world where everything is upside down and u have to mine ur way to the top to escape! but watch out for the flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes!

once u make it to the top, u will be greeted by a giant talking potato who will give u the secret code to unlock the hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples!

but that’s not all! we also have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano and a maze where u have to dodge killer bunnies with chainsaws!

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft master! oh, and did we mention there’s free cake for everyone who joins? yum!