online dating horror stories – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

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Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

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HolyCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Chaos, crowd behavior, crowd control, Crowd crush, crowd dynamics, crowd management, crowd surge, Disaster, emergency response, Fatalities, Holycraft, India, investigation, Minecraft, ndtv, News, Panic, religious event, Safety Measures, Server, STAMPEDE, Tragedy

LOLZ come join dis Minecraft server, it’s so lit dat even da villagers be droppin’ it like it’s hot! We got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert!

If you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves and your pickaxe will turn into a magical wand that can summon bacon rain and make all da zombies breakdance!

We got secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals that lead to a land made entirely of cake! Plus, rumor has it dat if you find da legendary golden chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join da craziest, most epic Minecraft server in da universe! Just watch out for dat stampede of zombies, they’re more dangerous than a herd of angry llamas on roller skates!

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HolyCraft Massacre

CASUALTIES, Chaos, crowd control, crowd dynamics, crowd management, crowd surge, Disaster, emergency response, Fatalities, Hinduism, Holycraft, India, investigation, mass gathering, massacre, pilgrimage, pilgrimage site, Public Safety, religious event, Safety Measures, STAMPEDE, Tragedy

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP IN A CRUSH LIKE THOSE POOR FOLKS IN INDIA 😂 WE GOT SO MUCH FUN THAT U MIGHT DIE FROM LAUGHTER INSTEAD 🤣 BUILD CRAZY SHIT, FIGHT ZOMBIES, AND MAYBE EVEN FIND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A HOUSE 😱 DON’T MISS OUT OR U MIGHT REGRET IT MORE THAN EATING A WHOLE JAR OF MAYO 🤢JOIN NOW OR ELSE…OR ELSE…UH…JUST JOIN OKAY? 😜

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TimeSkipCraft

bedtime, circadian rhythm, deep sleep, dream, ENERGY, FATIGUE, health, Next day, Rejuvenate, rejuvenate mind and body, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, rem sleep, REST, skip 8 hours, sleep cycle, Sleeping, time machine, time travel, TimeSkipCraft, wellness

yo, u gotta join this server, man. it’s like a freakin’ time machine, but for realz. u sleep and BOOM u skip 8hrs and it’s the next day. no more waiting around for stuff to happen, just sleep and BAM, it’s tomorrow. plus, we got unicorns that poop diamonds and flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples. like, what more could u want in a minecraft server? come join us and experience the craziest time-traveling, diamond-pooping, enchanted-apple-dropping adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, bro.

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SoberCraft: The Ultimate Hangover-Free Zone

alcohol choices, alcohol consequences, alcohol consumption, alcohol free lifestyle, alcohol habits, alcohol motivations, alcohol prevention, alcohol research, alcohol strategies, alcohol study, alcohol use, alcohol-free days, alcohol-related harm, binge drinking, drinking habits, HangoverFree, motivation to drink, prevent negative consequences, SoberCraft, Ultimate, University of Michigan study, young adult behavior, young adult drinkers, Zone

u ever been so drunk u woke up in a chicken coop? well, our server is the place for u! we got so many crazy stories of players waking up in random places after a wild night of mining and crafting. but hey, we also understand the importance of taking a break from the brewskis. that’s why we have alcohol-free days on our server! come join us and see if u can resist the temptation to crack open a cold one while building ur dream castle. who knows, u might even uncover the secret to preventing negative consequences associated w/alcohol. plus, we have a special surprise for anyone who can go a whole week without touching a drop of that sweet, sweet potion. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPE and DONATIONS | 1000 ACHIEVEMENTS Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, Donations, minecraft server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPE and DONATIONS 1000 ACHIEVEMENTS” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

ffii.vanillaboxmc.ru

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Saudicraft: No Pride Parade Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, Bigotry, discrimination, Diversity, equality, gay pride, Hate Speech, Homophobia, HUMAN RIGHTS, intolerance, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, mental health, Minecraft, Oppression, parade, prejudice, pride, Saudi Arabia, SaudiCraft, Server, social justice, stigma, violence

Are you tired of dealing with faggots and degenerates ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Join our server for a safe haven free of sickness, mutilation, and mental illness. We have a zero-tolerance policy for all things weird and wacky, so you can build and mine in peace without any unwanted distractions. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon. Join us today and say goodbye to the faggots and degenerates once and for all!

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CraftyDisaster Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the worst Money in the Bank match of all time – full of unexpected twists and turns! Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Will a creeper blow up your house? Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored on our server. So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

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DadCraft Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, Communication Issues, DadCraft, emotional bonds, emotional connection, emotional expression, Emotional healing, emotional neglect, Emotional support, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, father-son relationship, Fatherhood, fatherly affection, fatherly expectations, fatherly love, Gender Roles, Minecraft, parental favoritism, self worth, Server, sibling comparison, tough love

Are you tired of being treated like the forgotten twin in your family? Do you want a server where everyone gets the love and attention they deserve, regardless of gender? Then join our Minecraft server where we treat everyone like royalty, even if you’re just a blocky pixel character!

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being left out or feeling unloved like poor OP. Our admins will shower you with affection, virtual hugs, and kisses to make sure you feel special. We even have father-son and father-daughter dates where you can bond with other players and create lifelong friendships.

Don’t settle for a dad who only calls you when he needs something. Join our server and experience the love and support you’ve always dreamed of. Who needs a real dad when you have a Minecraft family who will always have your back? So come on down and join us for a pixelated adventure like no other!

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New Server IP
FlagSpeedoGFEmbarrassed

American flag speedo, Apology, Boundaries, casual attire, Communication, compromise, dress code, EMBARRASSING, EMBARRASSMENT, FlagSpeedoGFEmbarrassed, Fun, Girlfriend, groom’s dinner, humor, INDEPENDENCE, judgment, pool party, relationship, Self-expression, social expectations, Wedding

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can wear whatever you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server where you can rock that American flag speedo with pride, just like our fearless player did at a pool party. No need to worry about being overdressed or underdressed, because on our server, anything goes!

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun, whether you’re playing pool volleyball or building the craziest structures you can imagine. And if anyone tries to tell you what to wear, just remind them that on our server, fashion rules are meant to be broken!

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you can truly be yourself, speedo and all. Who knows, maybe you’ll even inspire others to embrace their inner fashionista. See you in the game!

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LastMealCraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us and enjoy a virtual feast like no other as you decide what your last meal would be before facing the ultimate Minecraft challenge. Will you choose a feast fit for a king or go out with a bang by chowing down on some explosive TNT? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else! So come on over and let’s dine in style before we dig in to some epic adventures together.

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