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SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

Stories, Dating Horror Stories, dating fails, embarrassing dates, worst online dates

Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

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TinderCraft: Swipe Left for Creepers

cringeworthy Tinder dates, worst Tinder experience, tinder horror stories, bad date disasters, online dating fails

Are you tired of swiping left on all the creepers and weirdos on Tinder? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about awkward first dates or bad pickup lines again. Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, epic builds, and a community of players who are just as fed up with online dating as you are. Plus, rumor has it that if you find your perfect match on the server, you’ll get a special diamond ring in-game to propose with. So say goodbye to Tinder and hello to crafting your way to love on our server!

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CanonCraft SMP – “This Should’ve Been Minecraft SMP”

Fandom, Minecraft, Alternate Universe, fanfiction, Shouldve

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges on top of lava-filled volcanoes, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond sword that shoots lasers, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet dragon that you can ride into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. This should’ve been canon, and now it can be for you!

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ThirstCraft: Hot Water Edition

growth, Trauma, Future, Improvement, progress

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and growth just like this couple who worked through their issues over a glass of warm water.

Just like this couple, you too can work through your childhood trauma and relationship issues while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Join us on this server where we promise to provide a safe space for personal growth and healing, all while exploring the blocky world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate among the creepers and skeletons!

So come on, join us and work on yourself while building the ultimate Minecraft empire. It’s therapy and gaming all in one!

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GodlyBelieverMC SMP

Spiritual Journey, religious beliefs, God’s existence, Spiritual beliefs, Higher power

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual Garden of Eden! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret portal to the Nether that leads straight to the pearly gates! Join us and you’ll be asking yourself, “Do you believe in god and why? Because on this server, anything is possible!”

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BlockyLifeCatchUp

self compassion, comparison trap, positive mindset, falling behind, Time management

Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be the ultimate pro! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on epic adventures, build insane creations, and make friends with pixelated pigs who will never judge you for eating too much cake. So why waste time feeling like a loser in the real world when you can be a Minecraft master on our server? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

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MoodSwingCraft

mental health statistics, mental health research., women’s health research, MoodSwingCraft, perimenopause

LOLZ come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we have so much fun, it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain! We did a study and found out that women are like, totally twice as likely to go bipolar during the perimenopause, so why not come play with us and let out all that crazy energy? Your moods will swing from one extreme to another just like in the game, but it’s all good because we’re here to support you through it all. So come on, join us and let’s go on this wild ride together! 🤪🎢🎮

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Real Hard-Corn Europe – 1.21: Where the Corn is Tougher Than Diamonds!

be very careful, Tougher, use totems, Europe, Hardcore

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	23.109.46.153:25678
Description	Made this server because regular survival on hard mode is too easy. There’s no challenge after gearing up. Haven’t decided how long death ban will be, maybe a week or two. Open to suggestions/questions.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is it?	Simple hardcore
Is natural regeneration allowed?	No, except in spawn area. Players need gapples, suspicious stew, potions to regain health
Are hacking and cheating allowed?	No hacking is allowed
Are there any map resets or borders?	No map resets, no borders, no protection. PvP, griefing is allowed
Is there a whitelist?	No, there is no whitelist
Is pay to win allowed?	No, there is no pay to win system
Any recommendations for players?	Be very careful and take no risks before you are in diamond gear at least. Use totems

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

Chat Stamps Compilation, Server, conquest guides, Minecraft, Yokoverse Fanbook

Welcome to the YoRHa Edition Minecraft server, where we pay tribute to the legendary Yoko Taro, the mastermind behind some of the most mind-bending games in existence. Join us for discussions on NieR, Drakengard, and even the wild world of spanking and cashgrab kusoges like SINoALICE.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive inside information that NieR Automata Anime Adaptation Season 2 is currently airing, so you better hop on this server to stay in the loop. And don’t forget about the SINoALICE Movie home release – it’s out now and it’s a cinematic masterpiece.

If you’re a fan of remakes and reimaginings, we’ve got you covered with NieR Replicant and NieR Automata both available on Steam. Plus, dive into the world of Voice of Cards games and experience a whole new level of card-based adventure.

But wait, there’s more! We have emulation guides for Drakengard games, a Yokoverse Fanbook, and a complete Yoko Taro resource pastebin for all your Yoko needs. And if you’re looking for SINoALICE resources, we’ve got guides, databases, OSTs, and everything in between.

So why wait? Join us on the YoRHa Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even run into Yoko Taro himself building a giant replica of Emil’s head out of diamond blocks. It’s a wild ride, but isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

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TheCraftySMPPlayer922957211

TheCraftySMPPlayer922957211, No. 922957211 Anonymous Amanda Mystery Thriller Suspense Crime Detective Investigation Murder Secrets Intrigue Betrayal Deception Psychological Dark Twists Suspicion Unraveling Revelation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave.

Join us for epic battles against zombie hordes led by a chicken in a top hat, or participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and see just how bonkers Minecraft can truly be. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just ask Amanda, she’s been living in a house made entirely of TNT for weeks and she’s loving every minute of it.

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