We got creepers exploding left and right, just like your chances of finding love on /soc/.
Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can build a pixelated empire with your bros?
So ditch the dating apps and come join us for some blocky fun!
WE GOT HYPERACTIVE PLAYERS WHO CAN’T SIT STILL, BUT THAT JUST MEANS THEY’RE ALWAYS ON THE MOVE, CREATING INSANE REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND!
IMPULSIVE PLAYERS? OH YEAH, THEY’RE ALWAYS STARTING NEW PROJECTS WITHOUT FINISHING THE OLD ONES, BUT THAT JUST MEANS THERE’S ALWAYS SOMETHING NEW AND EXCITING HAPPENING ON THE SERVER!
SO COME JOIN US, WHERE ADHD AND NARCISSISM MEET MINECRAFT MADNESS!
Overview |
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We’re a mature, relaxed group of people looking to expand our player base. After having played together on a vanilla SMP and a modded server we are now a few months into our second (close to-)vanilla world. We have some small plugins active, like preventing endermen griefing, custom armor stands and single player sleep. |
The server is Hermitcraft inspired, which means we welcome people to build nice bases and farms and open a shop in our shopping district. There are no shop plugins, it’s a diamond based economy. We have a few shops up already but there are plenty of opportunities for new endeavors. We also welcome everyone to think of and build games in a gaming district that has yet to be developed. |
Version: Java 1.21 IP Address: Whitelist |
For a lot of us, Minecraft is a nice way to relax and wind down from the hassles of everyday life. That’s why we look for mature, likeminded people to join us. We’ve found that adults require less monitoring and that is exactly what we don’t enjoy doing. As long as you treat others like you’d like to be treated, pretty much anything goes. We have a 21+ age requirement because of that. A short voice chat interview is required before whitelisting. |
Come check us out on discord, read our rules and ask for the interview if you think we’d be a good fit for you!https://discord.gg/7KDtt7sMmz |
A: The server rules can be found on our Discord server. We promote a respectful and friendly community.
A: You need to go through a short voice chat interview on Discord and then you will be whitelisted on the server.
A: We prefer to keep the server as close to vanilla as possible, so please refrain from using mods that give you an unfair advantage.
A: No, we have rules against griefing and we take it very seriously. Respect other players and their builds.
Join our server and witness the epic saga of Miori Celesta, the legendary Minecraft player who once ruled the land with an iron fist until a creeper blew up her diamond castle. Press F to pay respects to this fallen hero and help us rebuild her empire!
But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter talking pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned – once you enter, you may never want to leave!
Our server is filled with crazy characters and outrageous storylines that will keep you on the edge of your block. From secret alliances to unexpected betrayals, you never know what will happen next in this chaotic world.
So why should you join? Well, where else can you find a server where the admins are actually dragons in disguise? That’s right, our mods are fire-breathing beasts who love to shake things up and keep everyone on their toes.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the legendary treasure hidden deep within our world. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. But be warned, the path to the treasure is filled with deadly traps and cunning puzzles that will test even the bravest of players.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, anything can happen in this world, so be prepared for the unexpected!
Join us for a wedding like no other, where the Maid of Honour must battle through long-distance friendships, last-minute hen party planning, and passive-aggressive comments from the bride herself. Will you be able to handle the pressure and save the wedding from cancellation?
With outrageous demands and superficial requirements, this server will test your patience and creativity. Can you plan the perfect hen party with a minimum of 9 people and a 2-night hotel stay? Or will you face the wrath of a bridezilla like no other?
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and drama of being a Maid of Honour in our Minecraft server. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the wedding madness!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens armed with swords and shields come charging at you. Or how about the time when a giant pink sheep invaded the server and started throwing parties for all the players? Anything can happen in our wacky world!
But it’s not all chaos and mayhem, we also have a strong sense of community and support each other in our quest for happiness. Whether it’s building a giant rollercoaster or hosting a fashion show for our pet pigs, we always find joy in the little things.
So if you’re ready to redefine happiness and embark on a journey like no other, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might just discover a whole new level of fun and laughter that you never knew existed.