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MinePornFreeFun
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PornPioneer420 – Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow unicorns that poop out diamonds! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with dancing llamas wearing top hats.But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s lit, fam.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret treasure hunt where you can find hidden chests filled with enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you fly like a bat.
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BrazilCraft: FactCheck-Free Zone!
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE BRAZIL SAYING META GETTING RID OF FACTCHECKERS IS BAD FOR DEMOCRACY BUT IN MINECRAFT LAND! JOIN US IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT FOR TRUTH AND JUSTICE AGAINST THE CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, AND RUMOR HAS IT THAT HEROBRIAN HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER! COME JOIN THE CRAZINESS AND LET’S BUILD A WORLD WHERE FACTCHECKERS RULE AND DEMOCRACY IS SAVED BY BLOCKS AND PIXELS!
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RussianChannelPurge Minecraft Server
u kno wat u need in ur lyf? a minecraft server dat is so lit, even google is jealous. dis server is so dope, google had to remove 201 sites just to try and compete. why? cuz dis server got russian channels dat will blow ur mind. join dis server and u will be transported to a world where russian channels rule and u will never want to leave. come join us and see why google can’t handle our awesomeness. #russianchannelsftw #googleaintgotnothinonthisserver
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ComfyCraftYT
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you feel more alone than a creeper in a desert? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comfort zone for all gamers! Imagine building your dream castle while listening to your favorite comfort YouTuber serenade you with tales of their latest gaming adventures. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So come join us for a wild ride of laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who needs therapy when you have our server to make all your Minecraft dreams come true?
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Video Mirror Madness
come join our epic minecraft server where everything is BACKWARDS and UPSIDE DOWN! you’ll be so confused you won’t know which way is up! we have pigs flying through the sky and creepers dancing in tutus.our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.
if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!
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Pixel Pals Paradise
So, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to be in Minecraft, bros and broettes! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons to join this server!First off, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with sharpness 1000? We got it, dude! Need a stack of enchanted golden apples? We got those too, man!
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Oh, and did I mention that we have a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy? Yeah, you can build a house out of gummy bears and eat your way to victory!
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MineCraftFaveYTuber
Do you love watching Minecraft YouTubers? Well, imagine playing on a server where all your favorite YouTubers come to hang out! From building epic castles with PewDiePie to going on crazy adventures with Dream, this server is where all the YouTube magic happens. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you might even get a chance to challenge MrBeast to a diamond mining contest – winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe! So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the next Minecraft sensation!
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BlockParty: Censorship Wars
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we also have a special potion dat turns u into a potato for 24 hours, so u can experience life as a spud in da minecraft world.
so come join us on dis server and let’s make some memories dat will last a lifetime! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! 🦄🐷🌈🥔🚀 #bestserverever