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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 3918 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Votes: | 290 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Imagine the chaos, the hilarity, the sheer awesomeness of being able to physically fight back against trolls and griefers. Plus, think of all the exercise you’ll get from all that virtual punching! Who needs a gym membership when you can just log onto this server and work up a sweat with some good old-fashioned monitor brawls?
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get to ride on flying pigs, mine diamonds with a spoon, and battle evil unicorns with nothing but a carrot for a weapon. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few broken monitors). See you there, champ!
