But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where every time you insult someone, a magical rainbow unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. Just kidding, that would be ridiculous. But seriously, join us and let the drama unfold as you become the ultimate online villain. Who needs potential friends anyway when you can have a reputation for being a total jerk? Join now and let the trolling begin!
Our server is so epic, even your 14-year-old cat would want to join (if he wasn’t busy dealing with his oesophagus mass, that is). Forget about CT scans and risky surgeries, on our server, the only risk you’ll face is falling into a pit of lava!
So why wait? Join now and let your inner block-building warrior roam free. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual vet to help your poor feline friend. Just remember, in this world, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your precious creations!
Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own world and escape from all the boyfriend-stealing shenanigans. No more cuddling on the couch with your brother, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun!
Plus, on our server, you can banish anyone who dares to flirt with your brother, even if it’s your own boyfriend. Take control of your virtual world and show them who’s boss!
So come join us on our server and leave all the drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend and a brother stealing each other’s hearts when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead?
we did a study and found out that listening to classical music can actually make u feel happier, like it’s some kind of antidepressant or something. it’s like your brainwaves are doing a little dance with the music, making everything in your noggin feel all good and stuff.
so, if u wanna join a server that will literally make u feel like you’re floating on a cloud of happiness, then come on over and join us! we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff. what more could u ask for? come join the fun!
Welcome to our Minecraft Vanilla SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server! Here, you can play Minecraft just like the creators made it. No mods, no changes, just pure Minecraft fun.
Our community is friendly and loves to play together. Whether you are an expert or new to the game, you will find a place here. We all like to build, mine, and explore. We play fair and help each other.
In our world, you can go on adventures, find hidden treasures, and face exciting challenges. Build big structures with friends or make a small, cozy home. The world is huge and full of possibilities.
We have a strict no-griefing rule. This means your creations are safe, and no one can destroy them. Our team is here to help with any problems and keep the server running well. We also make regular backups, so your work is always safe.
We often have fun events and challenges. From building contests to survival games, there is always something exciting to do. Our Discord server lets you chat with other players, even when you’re not in the game.
Join us today and be part of our wonderful community. Play Minecraft in its purest form on our Vanilla SMP server. Adventure, fun, and new friends are waiting for you!
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| Season | Season 5 |
|---|---|
| World Reset | Reset about a month and a half ago |
| Policy | Be fair and be decent – no stealing, griefing, cheating, bullying, uninvited pvp-ing, hate, or excessive drama |
| Mods Allowed | Litematica, Xaero’s Map mods, Tweakeroo |
| World Reset Countdown | Most official major Java edition release instantly initiates a 7 day countdown to a world reset |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join? | Join https://discord.gg/MzP5gPb3 for more info and to get whitelisted! |
| What are the rules on the server? | The rules include being fair and decent, no stealing, griefing, cheating, bullying, uninvited pvp-ing, hate, or excessive drama. Building starter bases close to spawn is encouraged. |
| What mods are allowed on the server? | Litematica, Xaero’s Map mods, Tweakeroo are allowed. |
| Is there an age requirement to join? | While the server focuses on a mature community, players ranging from 13 to 40+ are welcome. Younger members are allowed if they can behave maturely and show they can follow the rules. |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to show off to all your friends.
And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where members get to ride around on rainbow-colored llamas while blasting Justin Bieber music through the in-game speakers. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, kikes MUST wear hats – it’s non-negotiable.
